Tag: vogon poetry

Roses are red, ducks are ducky. Poems by incels are really quite sucky

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date June 4, 2020
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By David Futrelle

Incels are bad at a lot of things, from”hiding their raging misogyny” to “being decent human beings.” But there are few things that they’re worse at than poetry.

The Soft Totalitarian’s Hole of Choice: MGTOW Poetry Korner

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date May 29, 2015
102 Comments on The Soft Totalitarian’s Hole of Choice: MGTOW Poetry Korner

It's just a damn citrus fruit, people! — Sometimes a grapefruit is just a grapefruit.

Stickied to the top of the MGTOW subreddit is this lovely bit of … poetry, I guess:

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I thought that I would never see / A PUA write poetry. But then I did and holy crap it's awful.

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date March 18, 2015
118 Comments on I thought that I would never see / A PUA write poetry. But then I did and holy crap it's awful.

Hmm. What rhymes with “I’m an insufferable douchebag?”

I interrupt this blog for a moment for some breaking news: Pickup Artists have started writing poetry.

And it’s glorious. By which I mean, of course, that it’s gloriously awful.

Yesterday, while poking around the internet in my usual manner, I ran across an amazing little discussion on MPUAForum.com, an online hangout for PUAs who have for some reason added an M to their usual acronym.

A PUA going by the name bob2 announced to his Comrades in Sarging that he was planning on starting a “a pickup poetry blog.” That is, a blog providing PUA wisdom to the Average Frustrated Chumps of the world in the form of little poems. As he explained: