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Worst Uber alternative ever

cat driving a car
By contrast, this is the best Uber alternative ever

Here’s a fellow with new take on the old slogan “gas, grass or ass.”

I have 3 jobs, ask me. Griffith University A Lives in Alexandra Hills 0 38 kilometres away About me If you ever need a ride home from work, save your money send me a message I'll come and pick you up and take you home. All I ask for in return is that you suck me off and let me play with you during the trip, the goal is to make me cum before we arrive at your destination otherwise I get to fuck you to finish off

The one thing that makes this a little more bearable is the virtual certainty that he has never gotten a positive response to this Tinder profile.

H/T — r/NiceGuys; I disguised the guy’s face in the pic.

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These philosophical musings on the “Cup of Hermes” from the NoFap subreddit will ruin your dinner

Crying over spilt you-know-what

By David Futrelle

So yesterday I learned a phrase I sort of wish I could unlearn. It’s “Cup of Hermes,” a term apparently originating in alchemy that has been taken up by practitioners of Sex Magick and the anti-masturbation NoFap movement. If you think for a moment I suspect you’ll be able to figure out what this particular metaphorical cup is supposed to hold, if you haven’t already.

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“When you see a picture of Melania remember that President Trump gets whatever part of that juicy sirloin he wants,” gross commenter insists

Ladies! Check out this tasty hunk of man meat

By David Futrelle

Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, some dude drops this bit of erotic fan fiction into the comments here:

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