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Return of the Son of the Dudes Who Don’t Wipe Their Asses Because They Think it’s Gay

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By David Futrelle

We’ve met them before, these mysterious and stinky straight men, who refuse to wipe or wash their asses because they’re afraid that doing so is somehow gay.