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On Cucumbers, Carrots and Prehensile Breasts

I find cucumbers to be the most romantic of all the gourds
I find cucumbers to be the most romantic of all the gourds

So I’m on a couple of pickup artistĀ emailĀ lists — I always mean to mine them for posts here but somehow never get around to even looking at the emails that pile up in my inbox.

Today, I looked. Because how could you not look at an email that opens like this: