Tag: cock carousel

Why men get furious at women who say they prefer the “dad bod”

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date May 2, 2025
14 Comments on Why men get furious at women who say they prefer the “dad bod”

Your donations make We Hunted the Mammoth possible. Please drop a few bucks here if you can!

“Dad bods” are stirring up trouble again. Last week, Evo Psych researcher William Costello posted an informal poll on X asking men and women (separately) which version of Olly Murs they thought looked the most attractive–a “normal” version of the English singer, looking basically fit but with a slight hint of a belly, or a muscled-up version of him after 12 weeks of intense workouts at the gym. The poll went viral, garnering some 725,000 views. And not surprisingly, if you’ve ever waded into the dad bod discourse before, the men mostly thought that muscley Murs looked better; women even more overwhelmingly preferred the “before” version.

cock carousel evil sex-having women men who should not ever be with women ever MGTOW misogyny penises reddit

MGTOW: Women are “driving from town to town, jumping from cock to cock and getting guys to buy them food and gas”

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date January 5, 2020
146 Comments on MGTOW: Women are “driving from town to town, jumping from cock to cock and getting guys to buy them food and gas”

By David Futrelle

“Van Life,” as I understand it, is a growing trend in which young and often quite photogenic people, er, live in vans — hence the name — and post a lot of arty pictures to Instagram documenting their travels.

alpha males bad science beta males chad thundercock cock carousel crackpottery evil sex-having women evil sex-rejecting ladies incels irony alert men who should not ever be with women ever MGTOW misogyny MRA PUA red pill reddit

Why the “cock carousel” is bullshit, according to SCIENCE

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date November 13, 2018
151 Comments on Why the “cock carousel” is bullshit, according to SCIENCE

Well, ok, THIS cock (and horse and zebra) carousel is a real thing

By David Futrelle

If you’ve spent any time at all observing misogynists online, you are no doubt familiar with the concept of the “cock carousel” — a vaguely poetic way of referring to the allegedly vast number of men that the average woman is said to have sex with in her “prime,” from the moment she first starts having sex in her teens up until she “hits the wall” somewhere between age 25 and 30, immediately rendering her too old and ugly to be appealing to most men. (Allegedly.)

alpha asshole cock carousel evil sexy ladies memes men who should not ever be with women ever MGTOW misogyny

MGTOW Meme Friday: Frogs in hot tubs and sex-having women

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date July 6, 2018
97 Comments on MGTOW Meme Friday: Frogs in hot tubs and sex-having women

Yes, that’s EXACTLY how I picture feminists.

By David Futrelle

Friday used to be meme-day here on We Hunted the Mammoth, so today I thought I’d revive the tradition with a few (relatively) fresh MGTOW memes I found on Facebook.

alpha asshole cock carousel alpha males entitled babies evil sexy ladies men who should not ever be with women ever misogyny that 80%/20% bullshit

Is this buxom fictional slattern the very first rider of the infamous “cock carousel?”

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 5, 2017
163 Comments on Is this buxom fictional slattern the very first rider of the infamous “cock carousel?”

I’m not sure I want to know what a broken cock carousel looks like

By David Futrelle

For years I’ve been chronicling the manosphere’s obsession with the so-called “cock carousel,” that wondrous merry-go-round of endless zipless sex allegedly enjoyed by every twentysomething Western woman, but off-limits to all Western men except the Chadliest top twenty percent.

alpha asshole cock carousel alpha males chad thundercock entitled babies evil sexy ladies men who should not ever be with women ever MGTOW MGTOW of the Day misogyny penis-shaped things penises reddit slut shaming

Penises and Pepsi bottles: MGTOWs continue to have trouble with metaphors

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date July 6, 2017
214 Comments on Penises and Pepsi bottles: MGTOWs continue to have trouble with metaphors

Today is the start of the Summer 2017 WHTM pledge drive. Donate! Donate Donate Donate! Thanks!

By David Futrelle

So the fellows over on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit are discussing just how much they TOTALLY REFUSE to have sex with women older than 25 — not to worry, fellas, women over 25 don’t want to have sex with you either — and one fellow resorts to an interesting if perhaps imperfect metaphor in order to explain why he at least hypothetically prefers fresh young 18-year-olds to jaded 25-year-old “cock carousel” riders.