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Off-topic: Kittens + Bowls = Adorable!

Sorry, folks. Distracted by other stuff. New post tomorrow. In the meantime, kittens and bowls. And a version of Oh-bla-di, Oh-bla-da that somehow manages to be even more annoying than the original:

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Best spam comment ever!

Found this little fella in my spam folder. It cleverly incorporates references to the title of the post, though for some obscure spammy filter-evading reason it changes some of the words around and adds random text as well.

Either that or this is a real poster who happens to run a furniture store and who is somehow less coherent than our resident trolls:

I wonder. Are Northerly American gray women a group of whiney-vagineys?

 

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Confused Elvis in Space (a non-Manboobz animation)

Happy Labor Day! (To all you Americans, anyway.)

After yesterday’s, er, whatever-the-fuck-that-was in the “If at first you don’t succeed” comments, I figure you folks might appreciate something a little less fraught. So here’s my latest Muvizu animation, which has nothing to do with misogyny or the MRM or any of that,  in which Elvis delivers a monologue to some puzzled space blobs.

The audio consists of edited excerpts of Elvis’ stage banter taken from the LP “Having Fun With Elvis on Stage.” Which is a real album, consisting of nothing but Elvis’ stage banter. Seriously.

Also: Background spacey audio taken from ERH on freesound.org. Thanks, ERH and Freesound.org!

 

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Like a Purr-gin

Sorry, folks, normal posting today delayed. I’m working on a video project.

In the meantime, here’s a recreation of Madonna’s famous performance of “Like a Virgin” from the 1984 MTV Video Music Awards. By a cat.

The video won’t embed here. so here’s a link.

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Friday Night Kitten Fight: Cage Match!

I’ve got $5 on the cute one.

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Kitty break: The Aristoc(r)at

 

It’s been kind of a, well, wearying week here at Man Boobz, what with all the Breivik and all. So here’s a cat wearing a top hat, which I found here.

For more adorable, and probably non-misogynistic animals, check out this thread in the Man Boobz forum.

 

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Happy Patriotic Kitten Day!

Happy Fourth of July! At least for my readers who live in the US. The rest of you can have a happy day as well, but yours will probably involve fewer fireworks.  Anyway, no misogyny today. Instead, here’s a kitten making its own fireworks with the help of an iPad. Consider this an open thread.

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The Return of the ALL-WEEKEND OPEN THREAD DANCE PARTY, Part 2

 

Now here’s a bar  – the one in the video clip above – that probably could benefit from having a ladies’ night once in a while.  (I rather doubt the ladies would really benefit, though.) That’s why it’s Ladies Night here at the second weekly WEEKEND OPEN THREAD DANCE PARTY! It is also Men’s Night. Everyone comments for free! Post about whatever the hell you want to post about, link to stuff by people you like, link to your own stuff, go wild!

The dance sequence in the video is taken from the dark and wonderful Belgian horror film Calvaire. Which brings me to the questions I’m going to use to start off the thread: Do you like horror movies? Why or why not? If you do, what are some of your favorites?

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Off-topic Saturday: Meet the Searchers (again)

Not THESE searchers.

I don’t know if anyone else is as interested in this as I am, but I am perpetually fascinated by the weird search terms that have led people to this site. Currently trending: cats and sperm — sometimes at the same time — as you can see from these recent search terms:

men dressed as sexy cats pics

 i want to hug your sperm

cat women with spermy faces

But not everyone coming here is interested in cats, people who dress as cats, or sperm (with or without cats involved). Here are some other topics that tickle their fancies:

snow white doing blow

rapist unicorns

do women like it if guys get boners

And perhaps my favorite:

ascii boner

Note to readers: I am not interested in seeing your boner, in ascii or in any other format.

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>Off-topic: Hand Cat

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I may or may not get around to a real post today, but in the meantime, here’s what Winston Churchill would look like if he were a cat being held aloft by someone in a red sweater.