Category: none dare call it conspiracy

Q Believers respond to the head-spinning news on Rosenstein and Kavanaugh with rationality and restraint. JUST KIDDING!

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The 12 worst MAGA Twitter reactions to Stormy Daniels’ claim that Donald Trump has a weird, small, mushroom-looking dick

Mario Kart’s Toad is not having a great day

By David Futrelle

Today was a truly dark day for those who would have preferred to go through life not ever knowing what Donald Trump’s dick looks like (alleged). In excerpts from Stormy Danies’ forthcoming memoir, the porn-actress-turned-producer described her alleged sexual encounter with our gross president in enough detail to ruin all of our breakfasts.

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Bannedit? Two days after banning alt-right MillionDollarExtreme subreddit, Reddit nukes its QAnon forum

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 12, 2018
40 Comments on Bannedit? Two days after banning alt-right MillionDollarExtreme subreddit, Reddit nukes its QAnon forum

A sad night in QAnonsville

By David Futrelle

Is Reddit finally learning how to ban correctly?

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Amazon bans nine of Roosh V’s books, and Roosh is having a sad

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 10, 2018
51 Comments on Amazon bans nine of Roosh V’s books, and Roosh is having a sad

Roosh: Too successful for Amazon?

By David Futrelle

Some good news to start off your week with: Amazon has removed nine of PUA skuzzbucket Roosh Valizadeh’s books from its website. And Roosh, whose latest literary masterpiece dropped on Friday, isn’t happy.

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Butt seriously? ANAL PORN is WHITE GENOCIDE, amateur Red Pill philosopher contends

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 4, 2018
62 Comments on Butt seriously? ANAL PORN is WHITE GENOCIDE, amateur Red Pill philosopher contends

I blame the non-dairy farmers

By David Futrelle

Sometimes the sideshow is more interesting than the main event. Consider this strange ass-ault on butt-sex porn found in the comments to a Return of Kings post titled “GLOBOHOMO RAINBOW MAFIA IS FORCING THE U.S. NATIONAL SOCCER TEAMS TO WEAR GAY PRIDE JERSEYS.”

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MGTOWs celebrate Labor Day by hating women extra hard

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date September 3, 2018
95 Comments on MGTOWs celebrate Labor Day by hating women extra hard

Even on their days off, MGTOWs can’t help but obsess over the women they have allegedly walked away from

By David Futrelle

You might think that Labor Day would be the MGTOWs’ time to shine. What better day for American MGTOWs, at least, to indulge themselves in the glorious freedom they have allegedly won for themselves by “going their own way” and walking away from women.

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The “incel rage” defense? Man blames his “involuntary celibacy” for kicking a man to death; incels cheer

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date August 30, 2018
36 Comments on The “incel rage” defense? Man blames his “involuntary celibacy” for kicking a man to death; incels cheer

Another incel killer? Former security guard Sheldon Bentley, convicted of manslaughter

By David Futrelle

In June, former security guard Sheldon Bentley was convicted of manslaughter in an Edmonton, Canada, court for kicking a man to death while he lay unconscious in an alley. At his sentencing hearing yesterday, Bentley asked for leniency, submitting a presentence report saying that at the time of the killing he had been angry at the world and suffering from “involuntary celibacy.”

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The QAnon conspiracy snowball gets bigger and dirtier: A visit to the GreatAwakening subreddit

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date August 16, 2018
137 Comments on The QAnon conspiracy snowball gets bigger and dirtier: A visit to the GreatAwakening subreddit

The world looks pretty scary once you start seeing sinister patterns everywhere

By David Futrelle

By now you may be familiar with the broad outlines of the QAnon conspiracy theory, which might be described, in essence, as Pizzagate on steroids.

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GrinGate: Jordan Peterson fans cry conspiracy after an unflattering pic of their hero tops the search results

Post author By David Futrelle
Post date August 9, 2018
64 Comments on GrinGate: Jordan Peterson fans cry conspiracy after an unflattering pic of their hero tops the search results

Is this photo a left-wing hate crime against Jordan Peterson?

By David Futrelle

You have to give Jordan Peterson fans credit for at least one thing: they are unafraid to confront the most challenging questions of our postmodern age. Like, for example: is the slightly unflattering photo of Jordan Peterson that tops the potted biography Google gives you when you search his name evidence of a devious conspiracy by leftist Google goons desperate to make this very serious thinker look a little bit silly?