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Dogpill squared: Incel wants to lose his virginity to man’s best friend, asks “are there even any breeds that are attractive?”

By David Futrelle I suppose it was inevitable. Incels obsess endlessly over what they call the “dogpill,” their evidently quite sincere belief that a large number of white women are having sex with their dogs. So I guess it was only a matter of time before one of these weirdos began to wonder if he…

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From Dogpill to Fishpill: Incels think women regularly have sex with dogs. But dogs aren’t the only animals that make them jealous.

By David Futrelle So have you heard of the “dogpill?” Apologies in advance for possibly ruining your dinner, or your entire day, but if you haven’t, the Dogpill is what incels call their, er, theory that many of the very same women who refuse to have sex with them are regularly, and enthusiastically, having sex…

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I regret to inform you that the incels are still talking about the “dogpill”

By David Futrelle I suppose I should begin my telling you what the dogpill is, in case you don’t already know. And I should probably apologize in advance, because things are about to get really, really gross.

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Is the Pumpkin Spice latte a sign of female privilege? Incels say yes

Everyone, it seems, loves to rag on the Pumpkin Spice Latte — except, perhaps for those who shell out something like $100 million a year on the seasonal offering at Starbucks. But even those who are fans of the drink sometimes feel a little uneasy about making the purchase. Some women worry they might be…

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The incels’ new enemy: Chad Thundercockroach

Now the incels are not only jealous of Chad Thundercock, the mythical superhunk who supposedly has regular hot sex with every woman on earth; they’re also puke green with envy of Chad’s insect equivalent: Chad Thundercockroach, an actual bug, who gets more female attention in a day than the average incel gets in a lifetime.…

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Incel Potpourri: The Incestpill, interchangeable LEGO women, and the joys of being a dog

By David Futrelle It’s Three-for-one Tuesday today (is that a thing?) as I bring you not one, not two, but three soul-crushingly horrible items from the Incels.co fourms.

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Incels agree: Lesbians and asexual women don’t exist — because all women are Chadsexuals

It’s PLEDGE DRIVE time again! If you’re a fan of this blog, please help fund its continued existence by clicking the button below. THANKS! By David Futrelle Attention asexual ladies and lesbians! It looks like the incels have figured out your dirty little sex secret, which is that you don’t exist. No matter how you…

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Incel math proves that women hate dating any man who’s less than 6′ 2″

By David Futrelle Incels will jump through hoops to prove that whatever it is about them that turns women off, it’s something they can’t control. It’s not their personality; it’s not their noxious ideas about women. Rather, it’s the exact shape of their chin, or the slant of their eyes; it’s their height, or weight,…

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Coronavirus question of the day, courtesy of a Reddit incel

By David Futrelle Incels: asking the questions that no one else dares to. Perhaps because these questions are really, really terrible.

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No, you misogynistic dinguses, lab techs don’t regularly find dog semen in pap smears

By David Futrelle I‘m sorry, everyone, but we’re going to have to talk about “the dogpill” again.