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BREAKING NEWS: An incel has allegedly made it with an actual adult, living, human female, making him an incel no more. Needless to say, his now-former colleagues in the incel community are taking the news of his “ascension” hard, as he was a rather high-status male in that extremely low-status subculture and a mod of the disturbingly popular Incels.is forums.
Naturally, he announced his successful mating endeavor publicly on Incels.is and on Twitter.
But not all of these connections and friends were happy to see him begin his Wet Dick Years.
Gosh, I wonder how it is that Picnic Boy here is still single. Ladies, form a line!
Now, no one so deeply entrenched in the incel world as to be an Incels.is moderator could be expected to get laid without there being something deeply creepy about the whole thing. It emerged that Komesarj was 33 years old, and his alleged new girlfriend was all of 19.
Back on Incels.is, meanwhile, the regulars weren’t just jealous and mad; some of them were quite suspicious about Komesarj’s claims of non-virginity. One imaginative commenter went so far as to suggest that any woman who would agree to have sex with Komesarj would have to be some sort of plant, sent on this distinctly unglamorous mission by the Feds or perhaps the folks in the Incel Tears subreddit. (As if.)
“Komesarj met this girl on the Incels.is discord verification server called ‘Acheron,’” noted conspiracy theorist My Name Jeff.
This means this girl knew full well who he was and his role within incels.is.
Komesarj stated this girl is a virgin, with no friends, and appears to be a 7/10 (as per the TrueRateMe scale). …
So, a young high tier becky who says she has no friends and is a virgin mysteriously approaches an old unattractive ethnic incel and wants to start a relationship via. discord? And not only that, after just a few months of talking online they meet up irl and start a sexual relationship? …
If we believe everything Komesarj has said, which for the purpose of this post I am, this leads me to believe this was some sort of plant sent in to shake up the moderation team of .is or is a large troll by Komesarj just to get one final laugh out of this forum.
While the “plant” theory didn’t exactly catch on with the assembled commenters, there were more than a few who thought the whole thing was made up. “It’s not like a story about a 33 year old bald ethnic manlet getting with a 19 year old hapa virgin stacylite that he met on fucking DISCORD is fucking absurd or anything,” wrote one.
But Komesarj had an explanation for his critics, writing in his announcement thread that “many young girls will see [an incel] as being some kind of bad boy. They hover around members of the community like flies to shit.”
The skeptics may be on to something. Miles Klee of Rolling Stone actually talked to Komesarj and wasn’t altogether convinced by his story. Moreover, Klee noted in his piece on the contretemps,
as yet, there is no confirmation his alleged girlfriend exists. Komesarj has indicated that @user9263372017 is [a Twitter] account belonging to her, which does not lend much credence to the idea that she is a real person: the profile only appeared a day after Komesarj declared that he was no longer an incel, and its responses to people mocking him are very much in keeping with aggressive incel trolling — raising the distinct possibility that he’s using the account as a sock puppet. The account has replied to Komesarj’s haters with homophobia, casually dropped the n-word, insinuated that a woman who disparaged him is infertile, and linked to YouTube videos with titles such as “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women.” The account user has affirmed wholly misogynist views and tweeted that “A man should hate all women aside from his gf.”
If this isn’t somebody with a lengthy career posting on boards like Incels.is, they’re certainly doing a good impression of one.
Now, it’s not impossible that Komesarj is telling the truth or something resembling it. Fucked-up people sometimes find love or at least sex in the arms of other fucked-up people; it happens every day.
In any case, the theory that Komesarj is actually having sex seems to me at least as plausible as the theory he’s making it all up–and a lot more likely than the idea that @user9263372017 is a supersexy secret agent involved in some supersecret plot to destabilize the Incels.is forums with a little bit of sexy sex.
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Note: I found out about this story, and got the screenshots above, from an excellent Twitter thread by @lameypilled.
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She’s in Canada, isn’t she?
Yes, because the Feds know that this guy (and all incels) are super-duper dangerous to the government.
Well, that was a whole lot of nothing. Very toxic nothing, but still.
The account user has affirmed wholly misogynist views and tweeted that “A man should hate all women aside from his gf.”
Helpful hint: a man who hates all women is unlikely to make an exception for long. If you exist, young lady, you’re on cracking ice on an 80F degree day.
…And if they should then have a daughter?
On the one hand, it does seem fishy. On the other hand, why would he invent a story almost guaranteed to alienate him from his chosen online “community”? Maybe he was planning to leave it all along and decided to troll everyone on his way out?
33 yo discord mod creeps on 19 yo woman isn’t the most implausible thing ever
I had a look at the girlfriend’s twitter account. Either she likes nothing but manga and cute animals or it’s a fake account.
Wow, it’s really amazing how supportive and positive his incel “friends” and “community” were. /s
I really hope he learns something from all that stupid hate he got for “betraying” his (former) fellow pathetic losers.
I can’t imagine that he is actually in a consensual relationship. He is so toxic and openly advertises that toxicity, there’s no way anyone would willingly date him. Not unless he were rich as Trump. If no one else has seen this girlfriend, she doesn’t exist.
…as yet, there is no confirmation his alleged girlfriend exists. Komesarj has indicated that @user9263372017 is [a Twitter] account belonging to her, which does not lend much credence to the idea that she is a real person: the profile only appeared a day after Komesarj declared that he was no longer an incel, and its responses to people mocking him are very much in keeping with aggressive incel trolling — raising the distinct possibility that he’s using the account as a sock puppet.
Wow, even happy news is sad and pathetic for that lot.
@Dave
Can we just. please. not?
OK, who here had “Scalia” down as their bet for the next conservative Supreme Court “justice” to be exposed as a corrupt douchebag?
https://www.alternet.org/viral-video-scalia-gifts-thomas/
That just leaves Barrett and, oddly, Kavanaugh … any bets on which one of them will be last?
Meanwhile:
@Surplus to Requirements:
I’m guessing that you’re referring to this quote?
A couple of weeks ago, I was watching video of people fighting on the street in Washington. A group of Trump guys surrounded an Antifa kid and started pounding the living shit out of him. It was three against one, at least. Jumping a guy like that is dishonorable obviously. It’s not how white men fight. Yet suddenly I found myself rooting for the mob against the man, hoping they’d hit him harder, kill him. I really wanted them to hurt the kid. I could taste it. Then somewhere deep in my brain, an alarm went off: this isn’t good for me. I’m becoming something I don’t want to be. The Antifa creep is a human being. Much as I despise what he says and does, much as I’m sure I’d hate him personally if I knew him, I shouldn’t gloat over his suffering. I should be bothered by it. I should remember that somewhere somebody probably loves this kid, and would be crushed if he was killed. If I don’t care about those things, if I reduce people to their politics, how am I better than he is?
Right on the verge of asking “are we the baddies?”
And then:
Next step: realizing that it’s the conservative side, and only that side, that is doing that and then projecting.
One imagines the conversation in the Fox boardroom going something like this:
SHADOWY FIGURE 1: Looks like Unit TC712 is showing signs of starting to think for itself. We saw the same signs of incipient disloyalty in FN2187 just before that unit turned.
SHADOWY FIGURES 2-5: <nods all around>
SHADOWY FIGURE 4: Obviously, that can’t be allowed. We should act swiftly.
SHADOWY FIGURE 3: Agreed. Terminate TC712. Immediately.
SHADOWY FIGURE 1: We’ll need a replacement, of course.
SHADOWY FIGURE 3: I’ll put out a feeler on that incel board. There are a lot of disaffected young downwardly mobile middle class men there, aka useful idiots ripe for recruitment …
(some time later, in an apartment block, an envelope drops out of a vacuum tube into a slot)
MAN 1: You got a message.
MAN 2: Yeah
MAN 1: You’re not gonna open it? It might be important.
MAN 2: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving … with my wife.
MAN 1: Ah, that’s bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch.
MAN 2: Okay, you’re on.
MAN 1: Come on…
(opens envelope and reads note from inside)
MAN 1: You are fired!!
MAN 1: Oh.
MAN 2: Well, at least I won lunch.
So, are these people actually involuntarily celibate, or just plain celibate?
I’m not sure how much one should trust Tucker that he had a moment of compassion. For one thing, he said gloating about someone being tortured would make him as bad as the victim, which does not seem to me to indicate much empathy towards him.
For another, I’ve read the memoirs and letters of Jefferson Davis, and he often says similar things about how the Confederates should hold themselves to higher standards of decency. Then in the next breath, he orders a massacre and blames Grant, or Lincoln, or Blacks for what his men have supposedly been forced to become. The high language and the supposed compassion is actually just another tool to justify further evil.
Remember, Tucker supposedly texted that on January 7, 2021. He continued to preach hate and white supremacy every night for the next 2 years, and he’d still be preaching it, were he not fired. Not the actions of a guy questioning his choices in life.
@Dave, @Cyborgette:
My now ex-friend I was talking about a few threads ago got divorced from a very toxic asshole. He is an absolute nightmare. He is also 53 and now in a long term relationship with a 20-year-old. She’s now pregnant. This guy is not wealthy whatsoever and is a conspiracy obsessed antivaxxer/antimasker. I have no clue what she sees in him, but they’re both adults so the only thing I can do at this point is say I think it’s disgusting. Unfortunately these kinds of gross things happen. I wish they didn’t but they do.
@Full Metal Ox
Applying that only non-whites fight like that.Even when He’s trying to be compassionate Tucker is still a racist .
A few people have wondered if he would have had the same reaction had it been a BLM protester instead of “Antifa” (which tends to skew white).
Maybe it’s work stress, but I see “Fed plant” as a label for a woman, and I’m thinking “Blodeuwedd”?
@Surplus To Requirements
Thanks for the Fifth Element quote. <3
@Tabby Lavalamp
She’s my next door neighbour. 😉
@Nequam
It’s impossible to know, but my guess is the Antifa guy was not white. I think if all four dudes were white, Tucker wouldn’t mention any of their races.
@Yutolia
Controlling manipulation goes a looooonnnnggg way in relationships like that, and sometimes the people who are good at it are the ones you wouldn’t expect. And also the bar for it is way lower for someone only two years into adulthood, with probably very little life experience.
Source: my dad was a controlling emotional abuser. I got to see the whole thing, drawn out and in exquisite detail, for both my mom and myself.
Re Dave’s comment, I know people bringing wealth into this usually don’t intend ill (and marrying up is often a survival decision), but also “LOL all women have a money kink” is like… a very old and very obnoxious sexist canard, and I want to stomp on it hard whenever it shows up. Especially since it was one of the things my dad tried to drum into me in the course of
indoctrinatingbrainwashing“educating” me, and to this day jokes about women chasing money make my claws come out.@Surplus, Full Metal Ox, Fabe, Dave, et al…
I just saw an interesting take on that at Vox… basically the idea was that the problem from Fox News’ standpoint is that on his show, Carlson had been a master of plausibly deniable racism, disconnecting the ‘great replacement’ theory from its inherently white supremacist roots and playing to the ‘polite’ and ‘colorblind’ racists who didn’t want to think of themselves as racist. To do that, Carlson had to make sure to do everything with dog whistles and play the whole ‘racism is over, so anybody who brings up race is the real racist’ angle. He had to explicitly not talk about ‘white’, only ‘American’ (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
But that text message was definitely not plausibly deniable. It was just straight out and out racist. And sure, it was obvious to anybody paying attention that Carlson was a massive racist using the barest figleaf of a cover. But the main audience for Carlson’s show wasn’t paying attention because admitting to racism wasn’t comfortable for them. The intended audience for Carlson’s show were the people on the fence who might recoil from blatant fascism, but could potentially be swayed there if approached the right way.
Carlson being openly, obviously racist was thus something that could potentially drive away the audience that his show existed to suck in to the rest of the alt-right sphere of ideas.
I mean, there were obviously several reasons for Fox’ decision, but that article pointed out an interesting one in that what may have been obvious to people who were critical of Carlson in general was very deliberately not obvious to the audience he was supposed to court.