Yes, this is an actual topic of discussion on Incels.is:
Well, I guess he’s got it all figured out, ladies! Time to confess that you use your cat’s tail to hit your cervix–I’m just trying to picture this–and enjoy his sandpaper tongue on your most sensitive of spots. Sounds HOTTTT.
Follow me on Mastodon.
Send tips to dfutrelle at gmail dot com.
We Hunted the Mammoth relies on support from you, its readers, to survive. So please donate here if you can, or at David-Futrelle-1 on Venmo.
@Battering Lamb
I believe it was his daughter who said that Pratchetts have cats the way normal people have bathrooms.
Literally ZERO women want anything to hit their cervix. That shit HURTS.
Hit the cervix?! Is that a thing?
@Love is All We Need
Only in bad erotica.
I guess I might as well add, since these people would doubtless consider me a woman despite the facial hair etc, I’ve had my cat since years before my egg cracked, she is now 14 years old and it has never even occurred to me to use her for any sexual purposes. She’s more like an exceptionally hairy child with a number of special needs, who I have only recently figured out how to medicate for her high blood pressure without sustaining bodily injury because her murder mittens are intact and she’s so extra-spicy her vet can’t even examine her without fairly heavy sedation. I cannot fathom trying to get this cat to do anything else she isn’t at least neutral about doing.
Also, they mention their tongues… which, the barbs on their tongues are intended by nature to strip flesh from bone so they get the most nutrition possible from every kill, so no, I don’t think anyone with a vulva would want a cat licking them there either. It would be equivalent to them jerking it with a sheet of 60 grit sandpaper glued to their hand. There is not enough nope in the world.
It is a little funny that they apparently believe women have magic powers that make cats do what the owner wants, when they want and for as long as they like, though.
No one has that power. That’s why we’re STAFF.
Is it the cat or the vet who’s being sedated? (I kid.)
You have a challenging kitty. Mine is challenging but less so. The first time we took him to the vet, he was a rescue kitty who thought he was being abducted. One vet assistant held him down while the other clipped his nails. On the way into the office, he reached out of his cage and grabbed the door frame, leaving his claw marks in it. Once inside, he yelled the whole time. The dogs waiting patiently with their human parents were embarrassed for him.
@ Love is All We Need
This may be mansplaining, but apparently there are some women who do like stimulation of the cervix to some degree.
I recall I first came across a reference to it in The Joy of Sex, but thought “Ehhh… that book is old and feels like a single couple listing their practices and assuming everyone likes what they like”.
But fast forward to the present day and every now and again I’ll come across another reference.
Example No 1: Roxy Fox, a self proclaimer sex educator, says she enjoys it, though says the feeling has a itchy burning sensation to it.
(I do think she harps on it too much though, which might mislead some into thinking it is a more widespread thing than it actually is.)
Fun fact – cat penises *also* have barbs on them!
Used to have a cat who would occasionally try to hump my leg. I didn’t get anything out of it, except some wry amusement.
He was a sweet little guy, but odd—one time I came home and found him wearing my underwear. Now, probably he’d just gone to sleep in the laundry basket and got tangled up in a thong, but he’d managed to find the one that coordinated best with his fur, and he was strutting around with a “So what?!” expression.
Years ago, I had a long haired cat, Callie. She definitely had a good deal of Persian ancestry. She also had one VERY rough tongue, and a habit of vigorously licking Mr. Dormousing_it’s nose early in the AM, to wake him up so he could start serving her. He said it was downright painful.
He finally resorted to putting Vicks Vapo-Rub on his nose at night, to try and break her of the habit.
Intentional touching of the cervix:
It’s only ever happened to me in a gynecologist’s office, thankfully.
Spain’s new Animal Welfare Act passed yesterday; and that now does allow sexual relations with animals; so long as the act does not cause an injury requiring veterinary treatment.
https://www.mundotoro.com/noticia/ione-belarra-despenaliza-la-zoofilia-si-no-produce-lesiones-al-animal/1673984
The Act is certainly a mixed bag. There’s now a €50,000 fine for killing a rat in your house, and a €200,000 fine for allowing a dog to get pregnant without a breeder’s licence.
I can get behind those sections. I’m less sure about the first one. Although I guess it is consistent with animal welfare law generally.
@ Alan Robertshaw
That’s a reasonable fine which ought to have a significant effect on reducing the “oh, but she’s so cute there should be more of her” or “it’s good for them to have one pregnancy” lot (assuming the Spnish have those, and why wouldn’t they?), but it’ll only be as good as the licensing regime.(sure you realise that)
The sex one though I am not convinced, how can the psychological damage be assessed? I suspect most animals subject to sex by a male human will have damage, animals are generally not built for long intercourse.How long does vary between species from seconds upward, but having sex leaves you very vulnerable to attack by predators, and eveen if you are a predator there’s usually a bigger one out there . . .
.45, is that one of the areas some say are the G-spot? There’s so many now.
I thought the cervix was to far up to be of any pleasure use.
@ Love is All We Need
I do not have the requisite anatomy to confirm any of this, but based on my understanding of where things are and the varying descriptions, it sounds legit.
On the other hand, my main example of Roxy there could be said to be somewhat suspect. In one of her videos, she implied having at least once had a G-spot orgasm inside a couple minutes of penetration, sans foreplay.
So one could argue she and others like her are just very easily stimulated. Thus, they may simply have G-spot orgasms with a burning painful sensation to them due to the stimulation of the cervix and call it a cervix orgasm?
Hitting the cervix (when I had one) was uncomfortable to painful, but if it was also burning I would think I needed to see the doctor. It was definitely not the spot I call the G-spot.
Welp this is probably enough oversharing for today.
Okay. I’ll join in a discussion about strange:weird:painful sexual practices.
A mutual friend reported that a married couple we know had a bit of a problem extracting his sister from a group (of doctors and therapists who she’d never met before) while In a lengthy monologue. Not so much because it was boring but it was quite alarming.
She was describing her techniques for masturbating … with a toothbrush. Words now fail me.