I’m too much of a nice guy to succeed with the toilets, er, women I want to murder, incel explains

Let’s just admit the internet has been a giant failure. That group polarization has resulted in radicalization of these narcissistic, entitled, insecure, sheltered misogynistic man-children. They cannot exist in this world and no one wants them. The mental health system has been gutted and cannot deal with them and covid has exacerbated their isolation. We need a new Australia to send them all too. Maybe Musk could colonize Mars with all his incel followers.

He & I have very different definitions of “nice”.

I, too, hate toilets, but that’s because some doofus engineered them all like everyone has extremely long legs (or at least the calf part) so I feel like a child sitting on the grown-up potties. My secret (no longer) thought is that many women find public toilets too tall and that they are probably installed at the same uniform height as male bathrooms, but I never compared or did a survey of women’s opinions.

This guy, though, reminds me of an ex-friend I had who couldn’t understand why one little “joke” that he could easily rape me, which he refused to apologize for, would wipe out three years of friendship.

He’s pissed off when inanimate objects don’t love him back?

Yet another poor soul who doesn’t seem to have thought things through.

Not a rare condition: their name is legion.

The avatar is a big clue too. I don’t suppose this chud ever stopped to consider what the movement he’s fanboying over would have done to any Pakistanis who fell into their clutches?

@ Big Titty Demon

Tables are too high too. We need to bring back one 19th-century practice: making furniture specifically for women. They weren’t wrong about everything back then. It used to be that furniture was made for men, women, and children, but today it’s only made for adults and children, with men, of course, being the ‘adults’. The result is that grown-up women are stuck using furniture which doesn’t fit them (us), which stinks.

Every time I see complaints from this sort of Nice Guy ™, I’m reminded of the men who would approach me online, promising all sorts of whatever, but as soon as I said, “No thanks, I’m married” or otherwise indicated a lack of interest, they went nuclear. You’d’ve thought I’d threatened them with bodily harm or public embarrassment, because I got called every name in the book.

Others, thankfully, were more gracious and didn’t assume I owed them something that I’d reneged on. As Mr. Parasol is fond of saying, I hadn’t signed a social contract with them.

Sure, bro. Every woman just loves to be compared to a piece of furniture you use to piss and shit into. Nothing about your character or manner at all, nor your political orientation. Also not as if women cannot detect it when you speak in a fake tone. We are totally deceived by that.

I once had a dude in the MMO I play, he was the leader of my raid static. I always imagine these people talk in the same fake, creepy tone of voice he used whenever he got, well. Creepy, intrusive, and/or acted as if I would burst into tears the second someone said a mean word to me. For the record, he never made me cry, not even in his biggest asshole moment when he kicked me from the group because I wasn’t “fun enough” (comment of my current static leader about that: “That’s a fucking lie.” Almost as if it was the misogyny and general assholery that ticked me off enough enough to be significantly less nice and sociable than usual…) right before the next tier dropped, nor the two months he stalked me afterwards. Literally one of my worst experiences in that game so far, together with the POS who isolated me from my friends there (or tried to; I’m still friends with them, while she ultimately got purged from the group after everything came out) and sent me into my worst mental health crises in years back then.

I find it interesting that people are struggling with furniture, though. I’m fairly average, actually a few centimeters below the average, and have no issues with (public) toilets or all but the tallest tables. Even just tried the office chairs of my male coworker who is taller than me; no issues, both feet firmly on the ground. I have to set the office chair to the highest possible setting to very slightly lose contact with the ground, but not fully. Is it the calves, as others indicated? They seem fairly long for me, almost as long as my thighs. Is that it? Are tables just generally lower here in Germany than in the US?

@R J Dragon
Interesting. I’m 163cm, which seems to be around where they set that theoretical average. Iirc average height for AFAB people here in Germany is 165-166cm. So I’m in the peak segment of the bell curve, but in the lower half, and it is working just fine for me or only with very minor discomfort when a table is a centimeter or two too high so it just starts to feel awkward to set my arms down. But yeah, very few people are exactly the average that was set…

About toilets, as a kid I was frustrated that they were all too high up. Last week I was at a mall and mentally grumbled about one being too low – but then I figured, hey, it was at a height that would be generally accessible to children as well as adults. (Mind you, I’m not tall. A little under 5’3”.)

@Dalillama – Really interesting, thanks! I’d never heard of Sardari before.

What I don’t get is how widespread the “Aryan = Germanic” myth got. You can’t expect logic or historical accuracy from genocidal dictators, but many of the early historical linguists were German. I mean, there were people there who knew it was pretty damn unlikely for the original “Aryans” – from around Western or Central Asia – to be all light-haired, blue-eyed, etc.