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New incel theory: “There are twice as many men as there are women”

Incel math just doesn’t add up. If women only date the top twenty percent of men, as per incel dogma, how do you account for the fact that more than twenty percent of women have husbands or boyfriends? You can’t. Unless …. well, one regular poster on Incels.is has a theory.

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 Thread starter jerkjocky  Start date Thursday at 11:18 PM
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there is twice as many men as there are women. my proof? pretty much every women in the entire world is currently dating someone. and no, theyre not dating all the same guy. they might fuck all the same guy, but each one still has their own unique boyfriend.

yet on the other hand, probably about 60% of men are perpetually single at any given time.

so how is it possible if there is an equal amount of men and women, that every single last women has their own unique boyfriend, while a massive swath of men dont have a girlfriend at a given time?

its impossible. there is a absolute fuckton more men then there are women, period

If true, and the powers that be are keeping this truth from us, it would be the biggest conspiracy ever. How could they manage to disguise this basic fact? If you go outside, roughly half the people you see are women. And if you look at, say, a high school yearbook, you’ll see that roughly half of each class is female. Do men only go out into the world in shifts? Are there millions — nay, billions — of men hidden away in underground warehouses, only to be retrieved when some woman needs a boyfriend? The mind reels.

You might think this theory would be too out there for even incels to embrace. But the commenters on jerkjocky’s post mostly agree that something weird is going on, and that while there may not be twice as many men as women, they definitely make up a whole heck of a lot more than half the population.

“I would not be surprised,” PLA1092 writes,

if the current state of attempting to delude subhumans and the average sub 5 male in the modern world would extend to falsifying such statistics, to give a false sense of hope that perhaps that one foid is waiting around the corner to look past the genetic curse of physical unattractiveness; the M:F ratio is likely quite minimised to more of a 1:1 state, by the usual globohomo-promoting, hypergamy-enabling elites, but foids being double in number compared to the average male would surprise me… :feelshehe:

Righteouscel adds:

Everytime I go somewhere is always more men than women unless they are old hags it makes sense for nature to this to sort out the best genes and have men as warriors but the government doesn’t wanna admit [it] and lie to us that it’s 50 50 to keep us from not killing each other

Braincelsrefugee adds some antisemitism to the mix.

Facts. Remember the “virginity rates on the rise” statistic where it showed rate of celibacy in men skyrocketing in recent years and far above foids? The joos must have been concerned about it blackpilling too many men because they revised the chart to show foid abstinence higher than men this time. Don’t trust any of these jooish statistics about gender ratios and whatnot, trust your blackpill instincts.

Burnscarcel thinks the real problem is all the lesbians.

Probably the rise of lesbianism and bisexuality in the west, I mean foids are the strongest advocate for fags/dykes rights that is because they are dykes themselves, they see the average and below average women more attractive than the average man, also the most viewed porn category for foids is lesbian, couple that with how trendy it is to be fag nowadays in the west, I think the number of foids dating other foids is huge, the government doesn’t want to announce it because if the number gets out men will stop supporting fags rights and start suppressing them again and globohomo doesn’t want that cause the current system is decreasing the population effectively which is their current goal since they don’t need more humans.

Going against the herd, one brave commenter points out that it’s “a statistical impossibility” for there to be twice as many men than women because “there’s a 50% chance that when any human egg cell is fertilized that it gets a Y chromosome.”

Jerkjocky is having none of this science talk.

then how do you rationalize how every women has a unique boyfriend while like 40% of guys dont have a girlfriend ?

“egg cell” “y chromosone” “50% chance” this is all kike lies shilled into (((textbooks))) and (((internet resources)))

These guys really do live in a world of their own. Either that, or they have some secret competition to see who can come up with the most ridiculous theories, and the commenters are just pretending to agree with the OP. Given that some incels are driven to kill by incel ideology, I tend to think it’s the former.

H/T — I found this Incels.is post because of a tweet by the excellent AskAubry. Follow her on Twitter until it collapses! She’s also on Mastodon with the same handle.

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opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
2 years ago

@Full Metal Ox, they don’t have the imagination or the creativity to come up with so much as a ticket stub for Goncharov.
(iconic film, though I don’t think I really got the underlying meaning until I started reading some of the more recent analyses. And I never realised until now that Lynda Carter had a bit part as “dancer 2”!)

Last edited 2 years ago by opposablethumbs
Lakitha Tolbert
Lakitha Tolbert
2 years ago

I see that the mythic/iconic Goncharov has found its way to WHTM!

I’m a huge fan/historian of 70s films, and Scorcese films, so when I first heard about it (on Tumblr of course) this pissed me off so much! But later I had a good laugh about it. I still wanna pinch some people about it though…

Dave
Dave
2 years ago

Scorsese himself is now pretending he actually made the movie. Apparently, he thinks the whole thing is hilarious. Maybe he’ll team up with the Russian Mathematician and make Goncharov a reality.

Lakitha Tolbert
Lakitha Tolbert
2 years ago

Dave:

Omg! That would be the absolute weirdest sht to ever happen off Tumblr’s craziness!

maybe…I mean it’s Tumblr.

Last edited 2 years ago by Lakitha Tolbert
tagletigre
2 years ago

““egg cell” “y chromosone” “50% chance” this is all kike lies shilled into (((textbooks))) and (((internet resources)))”
To be successful, this incel needs to focus on finding a woman who thinks like he does.

Steph
Steph
2 years ago

Oh JerkJockey…

then how do you rationalize how every women has a unique boyfriend

It’s rationalised very simply: many many many women are single! Not every woman has their “own unique boyfriend”. I say that as a single woman who has been single for about 10 years!

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
2 years ago

@Steph: At least half of my female friends are single, some of them their entire lives.

Most of them are old enough that they ain’t about to take a government-mandated man into their lives now, thank you. Either they always were single, or they just got tired of shitty men — boyfriends, ex-husbands.

Besides, the incels are always making “cat lady” jokes; they know there are many women happy to be at home alone with pets. Possibly watching “Goncharov”. I’m glad Scorsese’s in on the joke.

Last edited 2 years ago by GSS ex-noob
Lumipuna
Lumipuna
2 years ago

Re: Goncharov

In 1980s, some Finnish rockers started a joke about fictional Soviet Russian rock band called the Leningrad Cowboys. They ended up acting as Leningrad Cowboys for music videos, short films and eventually full movies and live shows (ie. they started the band for real. Here’s the first movie, with some absurdist backstory:

Leningrad Cowboys Go America – Wikipedia

Alan Robertshaw
2 years ago

@ lumipuna

I love Leningrad Cowboys. They may have started as a spoof; but they can’t half play, and sing. Check this out.

Fun fact: Their quiffs are always the same length as their shoes.

Love is All We Need
Love is All We Need
2 years ago

Delete

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