So I was scrolling through the Antifeminists subreddit, as one does, and I ran across a post that was just completely baffling.
In this way we have a place to stay and he was not met because he was settled to stay. When I said settled I meant settled to stay. When I said settled to stay I meant settled to stay Saturday. In this way a mouth is a mouth. In this way if in as a mouth if in as a mouth where, if in as a mouth where and there. Believe they have water too. Believe they have that water too and blue when you see blue, is all blue precious too, is all that that is precious too is all that and they meant to absolve you. In this way Cezanne nearly did nearly in this way. Cezanne nearly did nearly did and nearly did. And was I surprised. Was I very surprised. Was I surprised. I was surprised and in that patient, are you patient when you find bees. Bees in a garden make a specialty of honey and so does honey. Honey and prayer. Honey and there. There where the grass can grow nearly four times yearly.
Sorry, sorry. I accidentally posted a selection from Gertrude Stein’s famous portrait of Cezanne.
Was my face very red. Was it red. It was red.
Here’s the actual post from r/Antifeminists:
No, thank YOU!
Seriously, though, good old Gertrude Stein is way more coherent than this.
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That painting took something like 90 sittings. Then Picasso painted out her head and abandoned it. He went back to finish it some time later without Stein present. Although apparently she liked it. But we’ve discussed Nazi preferences for art before.
I do not want any of what he’s ingested.
Writing prompt #38
Point of view: Teenage boy
Craft a self-absorbed, self-pitying rant in the style of Gertrude Stein.
I feel like I’m reading someone’s ranting in one breath.
OT: From what it seems, there has been stirrings saying kiwifarms is back up but not really with how often the domains seem to keep dying.
To be honest, both of them felt like they’d been written by an AI.
@TB Tabby: And an early, not very good AI at that.
Stein at least had her girlfriend’s pot fudge.
Are you saying the first one (mentioning Cezanne) is not Markov chain output?
Well, unintentionally, I’m sue, the Anti-Feminist Sphincter ‘s comments were Funny[ in a 13 years-old Brat’s ‘They Took my X-box !” way], AND, His Verbose Screed was Very Much in the Stein mode.