I learn so many things by reading Reddit on the regular. Here are a few historical insights I picked up on the Antifeminist subreddit today.
We invented the chainsaw for you to have babies with
Men in history still did things for ungrateful women. The man who invented the prototype of the chainsaw was ment to help ease birth for women. The man invented the tampon, chivalry ( actions which men do for the help of women which was mostly made from conservatism, but women to this day use it now as a form of manipulation), women in ancient times had their bodies and preferences worshipped already through different parts of history but people of today are saying that they never did. Ancient rome would often make tribute to gynocentrism. Another example how ancient rome did this was making marks of vaginas because it “gave life”.
Huh. Well, the part about the chainsaws is, weirdly, true. But it wasn’t one man (or men collectively) who invented it; it was two dudes. Also, what does this prove, anyway? It’s “we hunted the mammoth” all over again.
Anyway, no one uses chainsaws on vaginas anymore, so that at least is good news.
We solved all the problems for women but “all they can do is wallow and whine about the past.”
Yes yes women in the past wah cry sob bleat.
Maybe men should have been putting women out on the front lines of medieval warfare instead of sheltering them.
Maybe men shouldn’t have done a lot of the good shit they have for the sake of women and left women to fend for themselves.
We sure as fuck don’t care to keep doing shit for women today. Women of the past were pretty, and interesting and healthy and actually fucking grateful for what people do for them.
Wait, I thought the women were ungrateful? Well, they’re definitely ungrateful now!!1!
Modern women are boring, they get scared and creeped out by people just existing in their vicinity. They’re terrified of people who have a different opinion and don’t just automatically fall to her shaming and guilting tactics.
Feminists can’t even fabricate their own issues anymore because we’ve FUCKING ADDRESSED THEM ALREADY so all they can do is wallow and whine about the past while dragging society backwards into treating women like spoiled children and absolving them of all their fuck ups.
Notice how feminists can’t fix anything. All they can do is scream at men to fix their female problems.
They are “run through” and unable to cook.
What good are women? They can’t cook to save their lives. They have been ran through. They are allergic to work especially hard work. They want equality but want men to take them out on dates and buy them useless crap.
I seriously doubt they want you in particular to take them out.
Women aren’t funny, and blame it on the patriarchy.
Go look on women’s comedy and the comments are hilarious. Everyrime a comment is dropped saying they didn’t care for the jokes that much it’s always blamed on mysogny and not the lack of the comedians comedy
Women complain about the paint color in their house though they’re freshly painted to their tastes. Metaphorically.
[T]he reason feminism focuses so much on the past is because the present is really freaking great for them. …
It’s just classic “take care of your own home first”, women’s rights, actual rights, were essentially solved in the 70’s, their home was taken care of. They have next to nothing to complain about for current times since their home was cinched up. What they are doing now is basically complaining about the paint color the house use to be despite it being freshly painted to their current taste.
Well, that’s a metaphor all right. Sure is!
“Toxic feminists” interrupt sex to talk about the patriarchy.
What if you bring a toxic feminist home, everything’s getting hot and heated, she kisses your neck and shit and gets close to your ear. You think she’s about to talk dirty but she hits you with, ” Oh, Wingflier…have you purged yourself from theĀ patriarchy ways?”
Wait, why is a feminist having sex with someone named Wingflier?
In the impending apocalypse, single women will become “street walkers for beans and cash.”
In the event of an apocalypse happening, [single women] won’t be out playing katniss everdeen but instead playing street walker for beans and cash …
[T]hey’ll actually have nothing to rely on other than men and their vagina. …
[M]ost women who already have a man they can rely on will not be overly concerned, they’ll have taken the steps to deal with that issue, these [single] women are different, they outwardly hate men for two things.
They want men and need men and hate men for that
They want to be men and hate men for that.
If shit goes south, they’ll be the first offering themselves to become a wife, sadly deep down, late at night after their 3rd glass of cheap wine they look into the mirror, like the abyss, they know they are screwed, no man capable of protecting himself and a family and providing for them would want any of these women.
Wait. There will be inexpensive wine after the apocalypse?
t’s fun to learn!
Have a good weekend, everyone!
And make sure not to use a chainsaw on your vagina, if you have one.
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@ Big Titty Demon:
“Not the pain, just the birth. It was used for stuck babies in the extreme before c-sections were safe. Except in the horrific malpractices cases in Ireland. Remember it was invented before anesthetic by some decades.”
Egadsšµāš«ššŖ!!! That’s even more appalling–but somehow *not* surprising. Ugh, just ugh.
Being alive now is no picnic, but–damn–it kicks the snot out of the alternative.
@ Cygnia: I second that: Malay sponge cake sounds amazing.
@Snowberry re: Alex Jones
yeah, he was yelling about how heās āapologized enoughā to everyone about this. I havenāt heard him apologize once, so Iām guessing nothingās all theyāll ever get at least in regards to that.
@ObSidJag
And that was basically the core concept of Rick Green’s TV show ‘History Bites’. He said (he was a guest one year at Ad Astra, Toronto’s local SF convention, which is where I heard him talking about this) he came up with the idea because he had been listening to people talk about how things were better in ‘the old days’ and immediately thought, “I grew up during ‘duck and cover’ drills where nobody knew if there was even going to be a next generation. No they weren’t!”
In 1999 he ran an entire special episode about the millennial riots and end of the world cults from 999. Of which there were several. And they were just as wrong in both eras.
Human nature hasn’t really changed much over the course of recorded history; just the specific arguments used as excuses have changed. And even some of those obviously haven’t changed much in the last several centuries.
Ah, 2016. The year where, right on schedule, the Cubs won the world series and the big blond bully inexplicably became extremely rich and powerful, but some gormless twit forgot to burn the almanac and we got to put up with it for four damn years …
… and I’m still waiting for my flying car.
If it weren’t for antibiotics, yours truly would not be here. I had repeated strep throat as a kid, and that eventually would have done me in. Providing I lived through that, I was born nearsighted and by now I’d be dead from not seeing anything, ever. Then there’s the post viral syndromes (I’ve got 2!), dying in childbirth because they hadn’t invented the Pill yet, etc. etc. etc. <–*Yul Brynner voice*
Yet somehow I have managed to get married. To a guy who would never think of beating me. He’s also capable of some cooking (or running to buy something), and early on it was settled that he was in charge of washing dishes and clothes. And he’s supported my sickly ass for decades. In return, I do… everything else involved in running a household, including hauling el gato to the vet (but it takes both of us to get him in the carrier).
@Jenora: When I was a wee one, we lived where we could see Cheyenne Mountain, home of
the Stargatethe national ICBM and general nuke stuff. We didn’t bother with duck and cover or fallout shelters, because everyone realized the Rooskis were going to target that first, and we’d all poof instantly. We ignored the regular siren tests, because why bother? Unless it was looking like tornados, which it also went off for. That was when we went to the designated fallout shelter if we were away from home.Speaking of history. It took 65 million years, but finally NASA avenges the dinosaurs.
This does actually fit here.
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/viking-women-weavin-power-2178165
The hilarious thing is women didn’t force men to do all these things such as die in a war or do heavy manual labor. Other men did.
This is a nice bit of projection. I think that many of the problems that tend to result from traditional/toxic masculinities stem from how so much of those men’s identities become dependent on women.
Not to mention the long list of things that many traditionally masculine men need/expect the women with whom they get into a relationship to do for them. They need women for too many things, to play too many roles, and when women are unable or unwilling to meet those needs because they’re actually real human beings with feelings and aspirations, the men tend to perceive even minor rebuffs as brutal personal attacks on their manhood. Since it is clearly impossible for a single woman to be everything those type of guys need/want them to be, many of the guys seem to gradually become increasingly bitter and resentful, until they get on social media and start claiming to be victims of misandry because of the evil feminazi lesbian purple M&Ms.