Sometimes the best laid plans (for getting laid) go astray.
When one of the commenters — this was posted on Incels.is but you probably guessed that already — helpfully suggests that “[m]aybe you need to pay extra because you’re a n***er?” our boy replies:
I’m white and It works in porn so I don’t see why it wouldn’t work in real life. a girl would have to be a dumb bitch to turn down 300 dollars for a quick fuck and a lot of guys in porn are subhumans with big dicks and ugly fucking faces and bellies.
Uh, dude, porn is not real life. Those videos where someone goes up to a woman on the street and offers her cash for sex and she agrees? Those are set up in advance. And she’s likely getting a lot more than $300.
When someone else suggests that our boy “just go to a hooker,” he complains that
Hookers feel disgusting tbh I cant imagine someone cummed inside of her just a few minutes before me. I know other girls aren’t that better but still
I can’t imagine a sex worker would be any more thrilled about the prospect of having sex with you for $300 than you claim to be with her. You’re the kind of guy who gets screened out because you don’t seem safe.
In another comment he whines that
Thanks to online dating and dating apps, pussy has gone up dramatically in value. even some loose stinky pussy from a fat sub-4.
Gosh, I can’t imagine why women aren’t lined up around the block waiting to have sex with you, even without the $300 as an added bonus. I would suggest you put a bag over your head but really, you’d need to put a bag over your entire personality.
I can’t imagine anyone accepting $300 — or $3000 — just to sit alone in a room with you for ten minutes without sex. You kind of make my skin crawl.
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@Victorious Parasol, I’ve got a pair of those! (well, when I want to exercise* outdoors and it’s cold I nick them off another member of the household, so I’ve kind-of-sort-of got a pair of those). They were very cheap, so I assume the idea’s been
nickedadopted by lots of copycats.(*the adapted bike-on-a-stand is up on the roof. I like to read on the phone while stationary-cardiovascularising a wee bit)
@opposablethumbs
Oh, I’m sure the idea spread pretty quickly – it’s too good an idea.
Heck, I’ve seen mittens sold that have a wire and Bluetooth woven into them so you can literally hold your hand up to your head like children playing telephone (thumb by the ear and index finger by the mouth) and use them to answer calls from your cell phone on cold days without taking the phone out of wherever it is stashed. Saw them at ‘The Source’ years ago.
(The Source being the store that had previously been the Canadian branch of Radio Shack before Circuit City bought them and triggered a clause in InterTan’s original licencing deal that they could only use the Radio Shack name so long as they weren’t competing with the U.S. Radio Shack… which Circuit City obviously was, thus forcing a name change.)
@ opposable thumbs
Yup. I guess now they can also use touchscreens if they don’t want to splash out on the fancy gloves Vicky P and Jenora mentioned.
I got some gloves from Primark that work with touchscreens. I think they do it though just by being so thin and useless you might as well not be wearing gloves. In fairness they were only a quid.
Been a weird day today. I just pottered and did normal stuff, but then this evening I caught up on some clips from the funeral. It was surprising how much it hit me. I think partly that’s a fin d’cycle sort of vibe. But some of the imagery and ceremony really hit home. I know of course it’s designed to; that’s the point of funerary rituals. The animals got to me. They looked so sad.
Favourite corgis (Sandy, Muick)
Favourite horse (Emma)
But strangely, this was what finished me off. It’s just so, ‘final’.
@Alan: I hear the corgis are going to Anne, so their life won’t change too much.
Also, yesterday, my overtired brain burned out on Queen’s Vigil and said, “Like Generalissimo Francisco Franco, she’s still dead”
@ gss ex-noob
Unfortunately it seems not.
That looks like one dog is thinking “Pharaohs used to be buried with their pets” and the other one is “Sod this. I’m gonna try my luck down Battersea Dogs Home.”
The news said the corgis are going to Sarah Ferguson and her ex, at least until he ends up in prison over the sex abuse.
@Alan: Well, let’s hope Fergie is good to the doggos, because you knew Andrew can’t be arsed to care about anything but himself and shagging underage girls. And he doesn’t have Mummy to run interference for him any more; Charles will hopefully be much less lenient.
That’s Battersea Dogs AND Cats Home.
This guy would get banned from my onlyfans so fast. And so would Lard.