So here’s a lovely little screenshot making the rounds on Reddit, featuring a fellow with some very bad advice for men considering marriage.
Wait, you’re teaching her “vocabulary and maths?” How young is she? Are you talking about marrying a 5th grader?
Let’s assume, for the sake of the argument, that she’s at least 18, just a tad undereducated. But if you marry her at 18, she’s only got, what, 8 years before she becomes old and chunky milk? Are you supposed to divorce her when she hits 25? Did Leonardo DiCaprio write this?
I took a look at this guy’s twitter — or tried to anyway — to see if he had any further thoughts on the matter. But it was suspended. I wonder if it was because of these tweets, or if he said something even worse that we don’t know about. I shudder to think.
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I’m not chunky milk: I’m hyperlocal, organic yogurt from grass-fed cows free to roam and graze their lovely green pasture.
I’m practically sure women don’t want to marry him anyway.
@Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile): “Hyperlocal”? Does that mean the cows graze in your backyard?
@snowberry
I’m hyperlocal to everywhere.
Well, late 20’s to early 30’s is still pretty young. I’ve also found women in their 40’s to still be attractive. I don’t understand why some guys have this view of women that they have to compare them to perishable food products, it seems pretty misogynistic.
@Jono
It is! If there’s only a tiny window in which women have any worth, they have to spend the rest of their lives apologising for even existing, and take whatever treatment men give them.
And your experience isn’t uncommon of course. Surveys suggest that men do (for whatever cultural or hardwired reason. Although I’d swing towards the former) find women in the first flush of youth most attractive (around 20 years old, I think). But I think “find most attractive as a picture on a page” is really different to “someone I want to have a relationship with” or even “someone I want to have sex with”.
Didn’t antebellum slaveowners say similar things about slaves? Based on his thinking, we might as well raise all women in pens and sell them to men when they reach puberty like farm animals.
Recent discussion in the Parasol household:
Me: Love? Did you think I was spoiled milk when we got married?
Mr. Parasol: Nooooooooo. What kind of silly question is that?
Reader, I’d marry him again.
ETA:
Me: (explains the analogy to Mr. Parasol)
Mr. Parasol: (thoughtful pause) They are full of bullshit.
@Victorious Parasol: Curdled bullshit, at that. Or maybe “spoiled” is better, given what spoiled crybabies come up with all this stuff.
Unrelated, but in case there was ever any doubt, the guy who attacked a massage parlour with a sword two years ago has confirmed that he was indeed an incel inspired by the van attacker: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/incel-massage-parlour-guilty-1.6582534
I mean, subject to correction by the better-informed, I don’t even care if Leonardo DiCaprio chooses to date only (consenting legal-aged) women under 25, as long as he’s not misogynistically dumping on other women, like the asshole who tweeted this.
It’s okay to have personal preferences in your consensual relationships (even though individual personal preferences are obviously not immune from the influence of societally entrenched systemic bigotry). What’s not okay is to gratuitously degrade and deride anybody else’s choices that don’t conform to your own preferences. Especially when your sneers are just parroting societally entrenched systemic bigotry anyway.
I won’t be sad if/when he dies alone.
Yeah, when you want to explain to freaky feminist obsessed over “wage gap” that male preference for young women comes from natural lust for youth and beauty and has nothing to do with dominance and manipulation, this kind of retard shows with his need for uneducated, virgin and submissive foreign girl. Thats just sad.
Is he going to change wives frequently, after they spoil?
@Carstonio: Piers Anthony beat you to it, in one of the “Dangerous Visions” anthologies in the 70’s. I do NOT recommend reading. It’s set on a parallel Earth where women are literally dairy cows. And it’s at least as gross and misogynistic as any incel/MRA.
@VP: Again, sometime I want to double date with you and Mr. P.
@Kat: My yogurt isn’t hyperlocal, but it is organic and the moos are grass fed.
I hope this asshole still gets paper mail, because the only person who’s going to notice he’s died is the mailman when the junk mail piles up. (Seriously, mail carriers find so many dead people)
I’m just relieved that I’m WAY too old and spoiled to be attractive to this type of guy.
@Carstonio:
Shhhhh! You’ll give the Republicans ideas!
The Anthony thing is gross, and he was definitely a misogynistic sod, but supposedly the real takeaway is supposed to be we should all be vegans because oppressing cows, is wrong! mkay?
@GSS ex-noob
Thank you! I have shared this wish with Mr. Parasol, and he was delighted and flattered.
One of the bands I’ve been listening to lately is Little Lilith from Japan. Their drummer, and I’m pretty sure leader, Yuki Osaki, has had a career for years as a gravure model. She just turned 35. So according to this guy the people who still like to see her in cheesecake photos are weirdos.
Obligatory Little Lilith video. Besides Yuki the other members are Lilly on lead vocals, Erika on guitar, and Shiori on bass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R7Z0qDdLlU
As is usually the case with these guys “Mustafa Cerulean” doesn’t get that the “very young, very uneducated” girls in “the Eastern lands” aren’t likely to have contact with foreigners. And their parents probably wouldn’t let them have contact in any case. Of course his idea of whatever countries he means are probably based on hoary stereotypes from old TV and movies.
@tim gueguen:
Though you just know he’s salivating at all the reports of Afghan parents selling their children (having run out of kidneys). David’s being very kind to him in choosing to assume he’s not talking about marrying a fifth grader.
@rabid rabbit: I thought it was pretty obvious he was looking to marry a very VERY young woman. From the “Exotic East” (eyeroll), and so oppressed that he’d have to teach her the 3 R’s and she’d have no idea that men and women can be equal partners. Like you said, some girl from Bumfuck, Afghanistan where the Taliban were always in charge, so she’ll fall at his feet swooning just to have heat, running water and no goats wandering around the place. (Of course, she might knife him some night)
He wants some pre or barely pubescent girl who’s strong enough to do all the laundry, cooking, popping out sons, sex, everything while still being jailbait by decent people’s standards.
*Maybe* he’ll let her learn to drive just to do the shopping.
@Vicky P: Maybe someday the plague will let up and we can travel.
Just to make the people / food analogy worse, notice when these guys compare themselves to old food, it’s always something like aged cheese or an aged fine wine, something still edible that won’t cause food poisoning. Women get compared to stuff like spoiled milk that can’t be sold as food anymore.
Then again, a quick Google search reveals that sour/curdled/spoiled milk still has many uses, depending on what kind of milk it was before being spoiled, and how it was spoiled. Sour milk and some curdled milk can still be used in cooking, while properly diluted curdled / chunky milk can be used as a fertilizer for vegetable plants (have no idea about flower garden plants and houseplants).
But then again, these guys don’t like the idea that things/people they think are ‘used up’ still have plenty of life and different uses left in them still, so….
These guys near pedo incel obsession with young girls, virginity, imprinting, control, and domination is quite disturbing.