It’s always handy, during a political or cultural or even just a regular war war, to have a good derogatory name to call your opponents. During World War I, the allies called the Germans “Huns” — as in “Atilla the,” not “huns, could you pass the butter, thanks babe.”
Now that I think of it most of the other names people call their enemies in times of war are really kind of offensive, too offensive for a good family blog like this one so let’s just skip them for now. But hey it’s good to have a derogatory enemy name option if you need it. For example, I like to call the people I write about on this blog “goddamn pieces of shit.”
Anyway, the point here is that one of those manosphere pieces of shit has come up with a derogatory name for US — for you and me, huns.
And you’ll never guess it but it’s like straight out of that movie The Matrix. The movie that’s like 23 years old, old enough to vote if movies were able to do that. That would be weird.
“For those who are in the manosphere, I have and idea for what to call people who oppose us, wrote someone called skllyskullstyle in a recent post that conveniently happens to be the one I’m talking about.
Im sorry if this seems out of nowhere, but here me out so we can identify what we are dealing with. So since the redpill community is based of the matrix the movie, we can call people who make the manosphere look bad as possible as “Gyphers”. Short for gynocentrist, and Cypher.
Oh my god I can tell this is going to catch on big time. I mean, its like THE MATRIX but also like GYNOCENTRISM, which I’m not sure what that means, I think it means a country ruled by gynocologists, and if you ask me that would be a good idea, I say give them a chance, they can’t possibly fuck it up any worse than it is now and we could have Roe V Wade back too; ABORTION ON DEMAND.
Why Cypher? Because in the movie The matrix, a character named Cypher was once redpilled himself and saw the world for what it actually is. Just like us in the manosphere right now. This also applies to people right now who say ” oh, I used to be redpilled or manosphere but now I’m not”. These people and Cypher are in common. Cypher betrays his team for personal gain and just to be bluepilled and have an easy life not wanting to help and be lazy (or selfish). Just like the people who oppose the manosphere or redpill.
Yes we are all lazy as shit. And obviously being feminist is the world’s easiest path to material fortune.
And, we can also call another part of the opposers as “Pullers”. Because they do whatever they can to pull people on their side, even if they are so SO wrong.
Why “pullers,” when “wankers” was just sitting there?
Pullers would just be people almost like normies who were not really redpilled or in the manosphere, but just because it’s very easy for men not receive justice when the woman is definitely a perpatror. And the evidence is right there to prove it.
Right exactly that makes perfect sense (could someone please let me know what the holy fuck he’s talking about) .
So what do you guys think? Let me know.
I think you’ve got a winner on your hands, a real winner.
P.S also in the matrix movie, morpheus also says something like ” these people will do whatever they can to keep the matrix safe”. Something like that when he was training neo. This could translate to bluepillers, feminist, and allies. Thank you.
No, thank you, skllyskullstyle, thank YOU huns.
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Except that “Gypher” would be identical in pronunciation to, and could easily be misspelled as, “Guypher.”
(Not to be confused with a Japanese Metal Hero franchise: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Manga/Guyver)
Their whole Matrix metaphor always makes my head hurt. So, the world has always been a matriarchy, women just put a bunch of male figureheads on top of society and put up with abuse from men to hide the fact that they’re secretly in charge? Doesn’t sound like a very workable setup or a very good deal to me. Also it’s a conspiracy theory where, instead of thousands of people dutifully keeping their mouths shut, it’s half the population.
When you get to their “evidence” that this is true, it usually sounds like they’re a sociopathic alien who never met a human. Like, if men were really in charge, then rape would be legal and common, because no men are capable of seeing women as anything other than a sex object. Or if men were in charge, there would be no such thing as marriage, because marriage is a feminist construct used by women to enslave men. Or if men were really in charge, no man would ever interfere with another man violently abusing a woman, he’d just watch and maybe laugh.
And then it gets really weird when you come upon the Nazi redpillers. (Originally they called themselves “blackpillers” but that term has long since taken on a different meaning.) These people are often like, women don’t *really* want to be in charge, they want to be owned by strong white men. But the (((Jooooz))) are manipulating them into being in charge anyway, so women set up this elaborate conspiracy where the world is a matriarchy but it doesn’t look like one so they can delude themselves into believing it isn’t.
…their problem is that they’re missing something very important that most ordinary folk know: If we don’t set up a social system where men are really in charge but we make it look like women are only pretending to let them be in charge, then the robot clown aliens will notice, and God help us all. /🤖🤡👽
[just kidding]
” … but here me out … “
I actually got all the way through it, good thing it was short
Gopher would be better, and they can be cute too.
I kept reading the word as “Gopher”.
Makes me think of that Ronald Reagan movie.
“Win one for the Gypher!”
I didn’t initially misread it, but my brain doesn’t like it and wants to autocorrect it to “glypher” for some reason. (While the meaning is probably obvious, it’s not listed in any of the online dictionaries which I checked.)
“Perpatror” sounds like a kaiju or robot from a ‘50s B-movie…
I believe the movie is 11 years older than Sillyskullskull. FTR, I have never seen it.
Don’t know if it’s been suggested before, but the manosphere guys sound like they’re emotionally stuck at around age 12 and still resent their mothers for making them clean their rooms.
If it’s short for “gynocentrist cypher,” shouldn’t it be pronounced with a soft g?
The word “genius” do not even begin to describe this guy.
It really, really, really doesn’t.
@Mimi Haha:
Then hie thee to the nearest torrent site and grab yourself a copy!
OT: that Iceland volcano is erupting again, after a year-or-so hiatus.
The female conspiracy in Fritz Leiber’s Conjure Wife was better. (Short version: all women are witches, but the degree of talent/proficiency varies, and the stronger witches are the women who analyze and experiment to improve their workings.)
Also, it got made into a rather good movie in 1962. I do not acknowledge the existence of the one from 1980.
What?
It’s too early in the morning for this.
Oh. It’s 11 am.
…
It’s still too early in the morning.
@VictoriousParasol: I’ve seen that film (with Peter “Jason King” Wyngarde) and it is quite good. The American release had a prologue tacked on with Paul Frees reciting a protective charm for the audience– which wasn’t bad exactly, but he pretty much used his Haunted Mansion “Ghost Host” voice! By the end of it my husband and I were muttering “Please do not lower the safety bar– I will lower it for you…”
I always tend to think that it’s the manosphere guys who deny reality, not us. The way that they use the “red pill” metaphor is not in accordance with how it was originally intended in the Matrix movies.
Gypher Army Making Efforts & Respectfully Granting All Truths Explanations
G.A.M.E.R.G.A.T.E.
What do my fellow Gyphers think?
P.S. In my home state of Texas there is a Democratic grassroots group called Mothers Against Greg Abbott (Geddit? M.A.G.A.?)
@ nequam
Peter “Jason King” Wyngarde
You read any of Kit Newman’s Diogenes series? The main character is very much based on Jason. Here’s a taster.
https://johnnyalucard.com/fiction/online-fiction/tomorrow-town/
And whilst you’ve got me all Jason King nostalgic…
@Victorious Parasol
The female conspiracy in Fritz Leiber’s Conjure Wife was better. (Short version: all women are witches, but the degree of talent/proficiency varies, and the stronger witches are the women who analyze and experiment to improve their workings.)
Also, it got made into a rather good movie in 1962. I do not acknowledge the existence of the one from 1980.
We allowed Leiber to live for the sake of preserving the kayfabe, of course.
@FullMetalOx
Naturally, sister.
Fritz had an eye for the ladies, right up to the end when he was in a wheelchair and hard of hearing and all the other ills of the flesh. I think I last saw him 6 months before he died. There used to be walking tours of his San Francisco. Then again, San Francisco has a plaque in the alley where Sam Spade’s partner was killed at the beginning of “The Maltese Falcon”.
@Hoosier X: I saw this at 6-6:30 PM. Still too early in the morning.