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Dating “is like being the father of a girl you just so happen to have sex with,” and other creepy thoughts from some crypto dude

“Slippery Rick” is a crypto dude on Twitter. He also has opinions about women.

https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1493591627708997635

Yikes. And we’re just getting started.

https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1526912311130214410

I don’t know if this dude is in any sense real, or just a devoted troll. He’s at least … creative?

https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1526920862338883584

Huh. This guy is either a complete troll or an asipring serial killer.

A quick twitter search reveals that he’s got a LOT of other opinions about women.

https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1522329153642500096
https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1518295170223067138
https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1522621411134783489
https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1518984922110824448
https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1521472209348296704
https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1519017459268964355
https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1520988155570429953

While collectively these tweets smell strongly of troll, individually they don’t seem much weirder or more extreme than, say, a post on Incels.is that I know to be sincere.

Oh look, a little poll.

https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1523395067985072128

OK, now we’re just getting silly:

https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1518970794629545984
https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1521541722248994816
https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1525100709431201792

Rick also offers us some tantalizing details from his alleged dating life. Big emphasis on the “alleged.”

https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1519133478780026881

Here he explains himself in a little more detail, though I’m pretty sure none of this is true.

https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1520636947554656258
https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1518200798488010753

Here he talks about his attempts to gain more followers by pretending to be a woman.

https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1520223116995276800
https://twitter.com/asparagoid/status/1520068169385361411

To the best of my knowledge he has not done this — yet. Stay tuned, I guess.

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2 years ago

It’s pretty clear that he’s a troll and if “dinner plate” nipples didn’t instantly give that away then I think you might be spending too much time on the wrong websites.