There’s so much vaginal disinformation going around the internet that it’s a great relief to see someone standing up for truth and rationality and rebutting the hell out of that bad info.
Thank you for your service, Michael Barrett.
H/T — r/BadWomensAnatomy
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@Battering Lamb
It’s okay, you were in the right. TBH I don’t know why that bothered me so much despite all the far worse news yesterday.
As a woman and a Star Wars fan, I approve this message. LOL
Jesus Christ … Will Smith is a scientologist? When the hell did that happen?
@Surplus: neither he nor his wife have been involved since 2015, apparently.
“slowly digested over a thousand years”
So that’s the secret to long life – having a literal penis-devouring vagina. Or maybe the vagina has a life of its own. Who knows.
Anyway, I approve of the surrealist comeback. Reminds me vaguely of Chuck Tingle, except without the void crabs and the butt-pounding.
GSS ex-noob: I don’t see the privately and quietly aspect being required. Loudly denouncing the disgusting joke on live TV would be totally fine.
Violence … not so much.
@numberobis: He could have gotten them to let him onstage even if he didn’t win to denounce the joke, I’ll bet. The show always runs super-long as it is.
Hey, they’re all in showbiz: a strongly-worded press conference the day after would have been much less embarrassing to the Smiths. They could have appeared together and gotten all sorts of sympathetic coverage, plus made Chris Rock look even worse and them even better, and not shocked everyone who’s in a position to hire/work with them.
@Alan
Fresh~