Today, two Nice Guys face off against one another in a slap fight for the ages. Who will win, Mr. Worse Than the Holocaust or Mr. Vaginal Cavity?
Well that was certainly a powerful argument. Mr. Vaginal Cavity, your reply?
Huh. I found both of these screenshots going around on Reddit. Is it possible they’re both written by the same guy?
One guy or two, these little rants make it pretty clear why no one but nice guys themselves think of them as actually nice.
H/T — r/justneckbeardthings and r/facepalm
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Hmm. I can honestly say no amount of content I’ve ever produced has even mentioned my vaginal cavity. Maybe I’m doing something wrong.
There is a certain lengthy amount of self-pity in both posts.
I’m rooting for “Sudden pack of feral dogs.”
They don’t want a logical man who can Acutally figure something out.
And that’s why no woman in the history of media fandom has ever crushed on Sherlock Holmes or Mr. Spock.
“If you have touched the soured of estrogen essence” – I don’t know what the first person meant by this, but it did prompt me to check the use-by date on my yogurt, which fortunately was still ok.
“Vaginal cavity” must be the least sexy term for it ever. I’ve read leaflets at the sexual health clinic that used more arousing terms
California Cryobank currently has two 5’6” donors, so no.
You do have to be at least slightly altruistic, and capable of grasping the difference between a pogrom and a dry spell.
Sadly, I feel like David nailed it as far as the description goes. Compared to a lot of the rants featured on here, these two really are fairly nice guys. They didn’t even use the word “foid”.
There are a lot of hot guys under 177cm. In fact a great deal of women would probably prefer shorter men because they don’t get greater height/ weight being used as a bludgeon against them in social situations.
But mostly, I think, women would prefer men that weren’t misogynistic, self-pitying jerkasses.
I sometimes imagine them as Temptor species from ‘All Tomorrows’
Here’s a confession: I like nice guys. But, you know, real nice guys and not Nice Guys™ who throw disgusting mantrums on the interwebs because they can’t get laid due to their shitty behavior. These douchebags are the exact opposite of “nice”. They are creepy, whiny incels.
I’d just love to see whinebro #1 say that shit to an actual holocaust survivor with a straight face. Yes, feeemales refusing to date me is SO MUCH WORSE than being locked up and systematically exterminated! The absolute nerve of these navel-gazing fuckwads.
More “wimmin can have menz thrown in prison with a snap of her fingers!!!” bullshit.
Douche #2 is of the “wimmin only want violent hulking chads!” variety, I see. Yeah, it couldn’t be even slightly possible that SOME women who grow up under patriarchal rape culture might absorb those messages and make mistakes, which all women will then be blamed for. When you tell a little girl “He just did it because he likes you!” when a little boy is hitting her, why is it a surprise when she gets hit by her first boyfriend and thinks “This is just his way of showing that he loves me”?
Hmm.
HMMMM…
Lol, dumbass! How many of these absolute walnuts go on and on about the intelligence of MEN while having the spelling skills of a second grader? Almost everything has spellcheck now, dudes! It’s not hard!
@Nequam
Yesss, bring back the colosseum days!
@Banananananana dakry & Buttercup
Are there really height restrictions for sperm donors, or is this dude just talking out of his ass, like so many others?
Commas, my dudes! Learn to use them! Females like a man who can punctuate!
“Around 94.5 percent” is a strange combination of approximate and precise, considering that the figure is entirely made up.
This woman really prefers men who can punctuate properly. (Hint: An apostrophe does not signal the arrival of a letter S or a letter T.)
I vote for it being 2 different “nice guys”. The first seems to have liberated himself from punctuation.
Ah yes. Niceness. The trait defined by calling women all kinds of names.
Sugar. Spice. And a bucketload of gendered slurs. That is what little girls are made of. I guess.
OT: I’ve been listening to the podcast/discussion stream ‘Pynk Spots’ (later episodes are called ‘A Little to the Left) recently and highly recommend it. Leftist/feminist discussions on gender, sex and sexuality. Rotates guests to get different perspectives. Very informative, and also quite funny at times.
An indie game developer has found a new platform for misogynistic screeds (along with anti-mask screeds, because of course): the patch notes for their game on Steam.
They did not count on the effect that seeing these screeds might have on their game’s reviews…
https://www.pcgamer.com/indie-gladiator-game-faces-steam-review-backlash-over-anti-mask-patch-notes/
Is it wrong to think about locking all these guys in a big room together… and leaving them there?
@Katherine: Me neither. We must not be women.
>touched the sour of estrogen essence
Who is this guy?—Dutch Schultz, Bill Burroughs, and Dr Bronner were my first three guesses, but all are dead….