It’s the end of the world as we know it, and this incel can only think about revenge. And blow jobs.

It’s not quite Spring, when a young incel’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of revenge. Also, fantasies of apocalypse. And blowjobs.

Consider the 1100-word supervillain monologue recently posted on Incels.is by a regular commenter calling himself the MarquisDeSade.

Can you feel it my American brocels? The United States is finally on the edge of collapse, hyperinflation is coming to town and soon we’ll even have a good old-fashioned stock market crash along with the death of an entire currency [USD]. And of course, we’ll eventually have 75% national unemployment where people will be pissed off, penniless, angry, homeless, and starving in the streets everywhere [millions upon millions of them] along with the global famine that is also being engineered inside the United States or elsewhere.

I don’t have a lot of hope for America at the moment, but I’m pretty sure things aren’t going to get this bad. And no one is “engineering” a global famine.

Of course, that assumes our insane government run by psychopaths with a senile dementia-ridden old bastard at the helm doesn’t start a war with Russia and China simultaneously which will have an equal or even worse outcome.

Well, yes, that would be very bad.

Can you feel it my American brocels like I can? For years they called us crazy or conspiracy theorists and yet we’ve been right about 75% of all the issues going as far back as 9/11/2001 where the normies will never take that away from us.

Incels didn’t even exist back in 2001 — at least not incels as we know them today, the angry dude kind. A hefty portion of today’s incels weren’t even born by then.

Now for the foids reading this thread, I want you to sit back and be amazed, I want you to sit there in your chairs for much anticipation of what I am going to write down right now because you will never get another opportunity to hear a message from me directed largely at yourselves after this thread.

He really is intent on turning this into a supervillain monologue, huh?

This is my final warning to you all, but mostly, it’s just me sticking my finger in your eyes because I view all of you as lesser inferior beings.

Oh I do love to see such serious intellectual discourse on the internet.

I have watched all of your so-called progressive western foids, especially inside the United States since 1999 now. I have watched you, studied your behaviors, and have done everything I can to understand your psychology, but more interesting will be your fate upon the collapse of the United States or the collapse of random nation-states in general.

And here comes his imagined apocalypse, right on schedule.

In the late 1990s when farmers were losing their farms and male workers lost their jobs in manufacturing due to job outsourcing or automation I watched as you collectively snubbed your noses at working-class men. As those same displaced working-class men became much poorer forced to exist on lower incomes I watched as you called them losers, peons, nobodies, servants, beasts of burden, and useless wage-slaves.

Did you really? Even the most egregious rich asshole doesn’t call poor people “peons.”

Then at the height of all this in the mid-2000s [2007-2015], I watched you women have the audacity to proclaim yourselves the most oppressed under male patriarchy as largely male homelessness and joblessness rose exponentially.

Actually, during the time period he’s talking about, homelessness, far from rising exponentially, was decreasing. And most of the men who lost their job after the crash of 2008 were able to get new ones; the unemployment rate fell dramatically after hitting its peak in 2009; and despite a recent uptick (blame COVID) it’s still considerably lower than it was in the wake of the 2008 crash. The rate is about the same for women and men.

Don’t these guys Google anything before launching into their rants?

And even when women started becoming the majority in college campuses or higher learning outnumbering men who were enjoying the street life of being homeless you still had the crazed audacity to call yourselves oppressed.

Then with the Covid1984 lockdowns[2021-22], did any of you bitches sympathize with the men that lost their jobs or vulnerable men in the population generally? Fuck no you didn’t, you were too busy chasing after wealthy Chads on dating websites or shaking your asses for extra cash on webcam along with the government stimulus money you were receiving.

You really think that women were living high on the hog at government expense? The amount of stimulus money the government gave to individuals was $1200 — basically, just enough to pay rent for one month. Also, men got this money too.

And though incels seem to be convinced that most women are raking in the dough on OnlyFans, only a miniscule percentage of women have signed up for this job and the average income they get from it is $180 a month.

It has been an interesting twenty-two to twenty-three years observing you bitches of your awful so-called progressive transformation from women into whatever grotesque things you call yourselves today,

I’m sure most women simply call themselves “women.” Maybe “ladies.”

but guess what bitches? It’s game-over time now, for you see the nation, government, and the entire world is on the verge of total collapse now.

Bla bla bla.

You cunts had your twenty-five years of partying, destroying the lives of a majority of men, and sucking the lifeforce out of society by contributing absolutely nothing with your insistence of being responsible for nothing at all.

Incels and other manosphere misogynists love to talk about women not being held responsible. For what? How?

Now the tides are turning, let us explore your future together, shall we?

1. That 55% of men you reduced to inceldom in the last twenty-five years are going to fucking haunt you cunts when the United States finally collapses, imagine 55% of the male population absolutely despising your dumb asses upon total societal collapse, you cunts are in store for some very bad times.

More statistics straight from his ass. Even in the current “sex recession” the percentage of those American adults age 16-24 (the prime incel years) are celibate is 30 percent. And this has more to do with people spending too much time online than it does with women chasing “Chad.”

2. When the economy collapses and the dollar finally dies leaving the entire United States in civil war, smoldering ash, or just violent chaos everywhere we’re going to learn the extent of the Potemkin Village that is the United States economy, meaning, it was all a lie, deception, and mirage from the very start.

As if you have the slightest idea what you’re talking about.

All those men which is basically the majority of men you have called losers, peons, useless wageslaves, lesser men, not real men, and so on are going to haunt you upon the collapse of the United States because those same very men are going to outnumber you everywhere.

Even if the “majority of men” are angry poor dudes, how exactly will they outnumber women as a whole? How would that even work? Men and women each make up roughly half of the population; a portion of men can’t outnumber the entirety of women.

We will never forget one-liners like, “I refuse to date a man who doesn’t make at least $30,000.00-$40,000.00 a year.”

Is that supposed to be a staggering amount and an unfair burden on men? It’s basically just the median income in the US. How dare the average woman prefer to date the average man!

“I refuse to date a man who isn’t college educated or doesn’t have a degree.” “I refuse to date a man who doesn’t have a car or vehicle.” “I refuse to date a man who doesn’t own his own house.” And so on……….

Huh. I don’t have a house or a car and somehow I find women to date.

Money is going to be useless, you might even say worthless, and as far as the majority of your worthless degrees you have accomplished at the female majority attended college campuses they won’t mean shit in societal collapse, over for you it is.

So now we’re talking like Yoda?

“But my boyfriend, husband, or their male friends will protect me against you lesser inferior men!”

Except the disenfranchised, downtrodden, chronically single, and poor men outnumber all your boyfriends, husbands, or their male friends added all together. We outnumber you 15>6.

That is an odd fraction. Where exactly do these numbers come from? Oh, wait — from the same place all of his other numbers come from (his ass).

“We know the country is on the verge of collapse, that’s why there are historic sales of guns and ammunition nationwide, we got a bullet with your name on it you filthy incels.”

Incels have guns and bullets everywhere, fact. Hell, the entire nation has guns and bullets everywhere, fact. In all honesty, I hope everybody violently kills each other in this bullshit nation in a blood-soaked orgy because that’s how much I fucking despise this place.

Boy it’s really hard to figure out why this guy can’t get a date.

3. When the global famine arrives I’ll finally be able to answer the age-old question, how many lost meals will it take for women to suck dick just to survive?

Wait, so this is what all of this was about? You’re eager for society to collapse in a heap if it means you can get a very unenthusiastic blowjob? What is wrong with you.

4. When cities are burning everywhere, when the national capital is on fire, when people are dying in the streets, when people start killing each other everywhere, when people start starving to death everywhere, and when misery fills the air so bad you can’t go anywhere without smelling its aroma I want all of you cunts to think about all the men you have written off in the last twenty-five years. Every single guy you’ve cast out in your lives. Enjoy you fucking cunts, you deserve everything that is coming your way. I hope all you cunts lose everything, we’re going to find out what happens in a collapsed society, nation, or country where the majority of men are pissed off impoverished with nothing to lose in life, enjoy you fucking sick bitches.

Well that was certainly a rousing conclusion to a very thoughtful essay.

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