Here’s a fellow with new take on the old slogan “gas, grass or ass.”
The one thing that makes this a little more bearable is the virtual certainty that he has never gotten a positive response to this Tinder profile.
H/T — r/NiceGuys; I disguised the guy’s face in the pic.
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@QotH:
Clearly, you’ve never had to deal with Ottawa’s infamous No-See Transpo, or that would have been a no-brainer. 🙂
@Steph
They see it as beneath their dignity (I struggled to write that) to pay for such services, or think about their partner’s needs or wants in any way.
@Surplus
Lol, that bad, huh? I’ve only been to Canada a couple of times, with a friend who had a car so we could avoid that whole unpleasantness.