Somehow this two-year old post from 4Chan made it to the top of the Not How Girls Work subreddit this week and it is so weird and disgusting (even by 4chan standards) that I feel compelled to share it with you. Brace yourself.
“Anyone else notice this?”
No, dude. No one else has noticed this, because it’s something you made up in your scrambled brain.
TIL that Asian women’s asses are factory fresh while white women’s asses are never clean because their “meat” is rotting. This guy is staking out a position for himself in the Museum of Weird Racism.
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Charming fellow. Wish Mr. Parasol and I had a daughter so we could forbid her to marry him.
Ah, yes, I knew we could trust an anonymous user of 4chan to be the voice of reason.
Wait wat.
These Japanese women have an appropriate response for that guy.
Half of my ass looks like Freddy Krueger face and it’s still turns my husband on more then any other ass but that’s what happens when you see women as people.
Asian women’s butts come in plastic packaging? What now? Did he buy a sex doll?
@Malintzin: I think you’ve figured it out.
He also probably watches too much anime, where the Asian butts are all shiny because they’re cartoons.
I am amused that even one of his own called him out for being delusional within a minute.
Notice how it’s all about the “seems like” or “when I think of”.
I’m not virgin-shaming or not-seeing-naked-people shaming, only pointing out that this isn’t even framed as an observation. Just as a random thought.
“When I think of white girls it feels like they could never be clean.”
With incels, it’s all about the stinking thinking and the feels. Also all about the “Top this comment, fellow 4channers!” The commenter with the most graphically hateful message wins!
Even other anons think he’s a dumbass.
I can’t really work out if this thoughtful young man means the arse in general or bumhole in particular. In whatever case it might be good for him to switch off his WiFi until he can think like a normal human again.
I have been told that what we know as ‘body odor’ is more common outside of East Asia (as well as ‘wet’ ear wax) and that this has a genetic component. Not what this creep is talking about, though.
But I’m as staggered at anyone else that the first response is an Anon telling him to chill out.
@GSS ex-noob. I agree. Likely he watches anime (not exactly a realistic genre). The remark suggests a very foolish and unpleasant high school student who is probably rather gross himself in his personal hygiene.
Frankly, there’s a certain beauty to the fact that the first response– on 4Chan– is pretty much the same one as any here would have.
FACTORY SEALED BUTTHOLES
Are they dishwasher-safe?
@banned
Nah, you gotta hand-wash to keep them pristine. I know it’s more hassle, but you wouldn’t want to have anything less than a fresh, lemon-scented butt, now would you?
I’ve seen a novelty store* offer a box of chocolate candy shaped like buttholes (severed, closed sphincters).
*Technically, it was a “sex toy” section of an online hardware store, mostly featuring cheap junk and sex related joke products.
If I recall correctly: the gene for having more eccrine than apocrine sweat glands is more common in (at very least) Japan.