Today, some amazing screencaps from social media documenting what happens when guys who slept through sex ed try to explain women’s sexuality to women. As you’ll see, these were all captured in the wild and reposted on the NotHowGirls work subredddit — an amazing source for this kind of thing.
I hope you’re taking notes because there’s much to learn here.
For example, female virgins can’t feel sexual desire.
Sexual attraction is apparently too difficult for mere women to grasp.
I believe we’re run across this theory before.
Women hate guys who make them cum.
But hey, there’s no evolutionary need for the (cis) female orgasm, so don’t worry about it, guys!
Everything about vaginas confuses these guys.
A lot of men seem to be perpetually clueless about menstruation in particular.
Some guys are even confused by women’s feet.
Well, that’s enough for today. I don’t want to strain my facepalm muscles too much.
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Did that Bullen fellow turn up again by any chance?
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One wonders how popular and/or “lucky” these writers are with actual women.
One doesn’t wonder very much, however. Suspicions run into the lower 5%. On a generous day.
“damaged feet= damage pussy, and she isn’t feminine” or she’s a ballerina.
This is stupid.
Now I have stupid all over me.
Well, there might be unfortunate connection between feet and female genitalia. Chinese feet binding. It made it harder to walk and keep balance standing up so women were constantly straining their pelvic muscles and that made them super tight.
@Elaine the Witch:
“damaged feet= damage pussy, and she isn’t feminine” or she’s a ballerina.
Which, last I checked, was about as stereotypically feminine an occupation as it gets.
Any women left old enough to have experienced Han Chinese footbinding (the practice was officially abolished in the 1920’s, although it seems to have lingered in the boondocks) are going to be way beyond this guy’s age wall anyway. Agencia Efe interviewed a ninety-two-year-old survivor two years ago: https://www.efe.com/efe/english/life/meet-one-of-the-last-women-in-china-with-lotus-feet/50000263-3919108
This line of research suggests that footbinding had an economic as well as an aesthetic/sexual motive: diminished mobility kept a woman at home, where she could engage in constant textile work: https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/21/health/china-foot-binding-new-theory/index.html Either way, the Han considered bound feet an essential femininity marker.
(Commentary by Mammotheers better versed in the subject not only welcome but invited.)
@ full metal ox
My feet are so damaged and deformed I can’t wear heals anymore. years of ballet has done that to me. It’s so bad that I wear water shoes when I go to the beach or a pool. I wear thigh highs when my husband and I go to sex clubs because I can’t stand the thought of someone other then him seeing my feet. my toes have been broken and reset so many times they are curved and stick at strange angles. I don’t have nails anymore. they have long since fallen off of my feet. this “feminine” occupation involves me breaking the bones in my feet and morphing them into something that can do the dance but hardly count as human feet anymore and ever professional dancer that you will ever see has the exact same feet.
But no, these guys would think it’s all gumdrops and sugar plum Faires.
One should not check a woman’s feet for the sake of making auguries for her other body parts, but for the sake of the feet themselves.
(sorry)
This just remind me of an old Porridge episode.
(For context, Fletch is trying to get a medical exemption so he doesn’t have to wear prison issue boots.)
Mammoths!
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2021/dec/19/five-ice-age-mammoths-unearthed-in-cotswolds-after-220000-years
My feet are messed up due to clumsiness – often running into things and breaking toes. I had to learn to walk again after shattering my ankle. Tbh, I’m scared that I have weak bones.
Footbinding is discussed in the novel Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao. Weird book, highly recommend it. I think her youtube channel may also appeal to my fellow mammotheerds.
Offtopic maybe, nut since pretty much everything stated in the OP is just stupid, I figured I’d share.
The orgasm thing is an odd inclusion for the list. It is indeed a topic of scientific study why there’s orgasm — and what it is, exactly. This includes fun research like having study subjects have sex in an MRI.
For most of us, “it feels good” is plenty enough. But scientists always ask the important questions.
Wearing climbing shoes from a young age will also make your feet unusual (I have learnt this from my husbands feet).
It definitely seems there was a class/economic element. I think a bit like castration for boys to work in the forbidden palace, the pain (and death of an estimated 1 in 4 girls) was a tradeoff because unbound feet = field work/sex work and only the poorest families would destine their girls to that life. The book Snow Flower and The Secret Fan is really good in looking at the social context, although there’s also eye-wateringly brutal descriptions of foot binding which are difficult to get through.
@Elaine the Witch:. Do you mean you wear thigh high boots? I love those boots, to me they’re pure sex. However, IMO, short women just don’t look good in them, and I’m short.
Sorry about your feet. I thought bunion surgery was bad. Most of the women on my mother’s side of my family got bunions.
I thought damaged feet=wearing tight bunion inducing women’s shoes to conform with society’s notion of feminine and make guys like this dude happy in his pants.
@Dreamer: Get a bone scan to check for osteoporosis, even if you’re not old enough to be in the risk group. I broke a leg bone just standing in my own house, and they did the scan and I’m in the early stages. I’m taking a once a week pill to stave it off.
I too am clumsy AF.
But I must not be a real woman, since I do get turned on visually* and insist on orgasms every time. Which my husband does. And we’ve been married for decades, thanks (He has many other good qualities, too, of course).
*George Clooney smiled in my general direction once. I thought having your knees go weak was just a phrase. Nope, it happens. Surprised I didn’t break something then!
@Dormousing_it
No not boots, it’s garter that goes up on my thigh and then holds basically a sheer stocking up on them. I’m very short so It doesn’t look as sexy if a tall woman did it, but it’s a lot better than my voyeurs seeing my feet.
Iron Widow … now there’s an Avengers ship I’d never considered.
@Surplus to Requirements: Good Lord, let’s hope not.
@Surplus: As someone who loathes Tony Stark and pretty much everything about him… No thanks. Great performance by RDJ, sure, but man did I hate the character.
If your pussy is damaged, I’d suggest taking it to the vet.
The womb one: my teenager was complaining again yesterday because I let slip that I had sex with some bloke while pregnant with her and she claimed his dick might have hit her fetal head. I reminded her that the cervix is a thing.
@Battering Lamb:
I second the channel recommendation (haven’t read the book), but note that Xiran’s pronouns are they/them.