Natural News describes itself as “a science-based natural health advocacy organization” dedicated to “empower[ing] consumers with factual information.”
In reality, it’s a conspiracy theorists dream site, running endless alarmist headlines about the “globalists” who (allegedly) want to depopulate the world — basically kill off most of the human race. Some typical headlines:
TYRANNY ALERT: Houston Health Department’s door-to-door COVID-19 vaccine “census” begins
So basically, I’m saying don’t go there for advice about melatonin. Or, really, anything.
Yesterday I ran across a headline at Natural News that was even more hysterical than the site’s usual fare:
Naturally, I went to take a look at the article, which is (the site boasted)
a bombshell that needs to be understood by anyone hoping to survive the vaccine holocaust, because it’s really a “genetic bomb” against humanity.
Well OK then, I’ll bite. What are the world’s evil overlords planning this time?
It seems that they’ve (allegedly) designed COVID vaccines that “disintegrate” your healthy DNA, so that
the body can no longer repair its damaged DNA, and cells mutate out of control, devastating the entire body and bringing about genetic disintegration of the organism. …
That sounds bad.
Adding insult to injury, the vaccine (allegedly) makes it impossible for those with vaccine-tainted blood to have little disintegrating kids (allegedly).
The spike protein vaccine is an attack on the genetic integrity of humans, and those who take the vaccine will be largely unable to reproduce because their babies will self-abort due to genetic mutations.
But wait, there’s more! The “depopulation globalists” are (allegedly)planning a deadly nuclear “accident” to “accelerate the mutations among the vaccinated,” killing millions.
Importantly, once the beings on a planet are widely injected with the covid vaccine, globalists can unleash a nuclear accident (or nuclear terrorism) to distribute radiation across the planet. …
All they need is another Chernobyl, Fukushima or nuclear explosion somewhere in the Northern hemisphere — almost anywhere — and the winds will spread the radioisotopes across half the planet, achieving the low levels of ionizing radiation necessary to turn vaccinated people into cancer-ridden mutants with accelerated deaths.
BUT ARE THEY FAST ZOMBIES OR SLOW ZOMBIES? I need to know to prepare my defenses.
Oh crap, I’ve already gotten two COVID jabs. I guess I can look forwarf to being one of the cancer mutants.
So now we’ve got mutants, nuclear “accidents” and disintegrating DNA. You might wonder how this could get any worse, but Natural News is up to the challenge.
Meet the vaccine vampires!
[O]nce it becomes obvious that vaccinated individuals cannot tolerate sunlight without suffering genetic mutations, they will shun daylight and become creatures of the night.
Dude, I am way ahead of you here. I got to sleep at 6 AM this morning.
In cultural mythos, vampires are creatures of the night who suffer instantaneous disintegration when sunlight touches their skin. In reality, the disintegration will take much more time, but it’s a similar idea:
Covid vaccines + sunlight = genetic disintegration.
At this point it all sounds so terrible I’m not sure I can take much more. But Natural News isn’t done yet.
Those who reject covid vaccines are known as “purebloods.”
Yeah, that’s not how we refer to them in my neck of the woods.
They are the only ones who will be able to maintain genetic integrity for generations to come, which means the future of the human race belongs to those who reject covid vaccines.
Well, I wasn’t planning on having any kids anyway, so I guess I can survive this indignity.
[W]e are about to see an explosion in worldwide cancer due to covid vaccines. This will really accelerate in 2022, and we will easily see over one million cancer deaths in the USA during 2022 …
Any radiation release by globalists will only accelerate these numbers and cost more lives. (That’s the goal of the globalists.)
Damn those (alleged) sneaky bastards (allegedly).
Meanwhile, those who took the mRNA spike protein injections will be giving birth to mutated babies who lack genetic viability, even if they survive their own mutations.
I guess I should have known that mutant babies would play a role in this very advanced conspiracy theory.
Currently about half the human population has taken covid jabs of one kind or another, which means the depopulation globalists may have already achieved their goal of destroying fertility / genetic viability for a significant portion of the human race.
The die-off has now begun. This winter, cancer deaths will explode across America, and they will skyrocket for the next decade in those who were gullible enough to be injected with deadly spike protein bioweapons. Get ready to see a tidal wave of cancers in America, Europe, Australia, Canada and every other nation where gullible people have committed vaccine suicide.
Basically, we’re already dead (allegedly). Damn those (alleged) globalists and their (alleged) depopulation agenda!!
Yours (allegedly).
David
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@Stacey
“You have no idea about my reality or the work behind it…”
Good, let’s keep it that way. Learn to read a room and understand when someone’s not interested, will you?
@Snowberry
A likely rationalization, but one that I am not going to be swayed by. I suspect that sinister work is being done in the world right now, and my intuition in these matters is almost never off-base.
Ever heard of a little place called r/SelfAwarewolves?
@ worked all that out
aww what’s the matter? you to no brain, head empty, no thoughts, to come back with anything? what a poor little man you are. was work to hard for you? did you have to act like a woman and treat someone with respect and it made your little feelings sad?
dude, you’re the creep that asked her questions about her sex life. you brought that on yourself, sad little incel boy
@stacy
I would like to hear more about your art. do you have any special costume, lingerie, or boots that you wear beside the whip?
@Wanked All That Out
The point is to mock you. That’s the mood here, you creep.
@Elaine
I did not ask Stacey about her sex life. I got the info below completely free, no prompting on my part whatsoever:
“Before I got my vaccine shots my sexual preferences were that I was preferred tall, hard-bodied, ripped men with short hair and handsome faces who worship me as a living goddess while I look amazing in metallic silver latex bodypaint and stand on a pedestal and command them into positions or worship at the crack of my whip.”
Comb through this comment section and you will not find one single instance of me asking Stacey anything before she just drops this nonsense onto me. She’s the one acting creepy. In addition to not being able to write, are you also unable to read?
Oh, the irony in WATO telling other people to read the room!
@worked all that out
Yes, I can read, but nice ableism. I can also read all the other threads where you creepily asked her about her sex life and accused her of gaslighting her worshipers because she’s a dom female and that pisses you off lol. sad little man.
@Wannabikkit
He’s no thoughts, head empty.
@Elaine
Oh, there’s a whole world to say there! But the essence is that I use clothes (defined radically) and my body itself art in a way that asserts my power and challenges patriarchy. You can probably tell this but my feminism is a very sex-positive feminism although I know there’s some controversial issues there that not all feminists agree with.
Most of my style is about very form fiting clothes that allow me to use my body to play with shape and contour. Like I love bodysuits and tights without a skirt or pants or anything because of the contours that are accentuated, so I sense my body clearly being on display yet I’m still covered symbolizing that I’m in control. So I’m a sexual being but one in her own power. That’s the symbolic message and my body in nylon is a allegory of that. I’m petite and work out a LOT to keep a body type that works with what I’m trying to do. I love gloss, shine and sparkle and modify a lot of base separates to make outfits. I can sew some myself but don’t do really complicated things (but I can sew thin nylon! That is NOT easy!!)
I also love liquid latex bodypaint and for a long term project I’m working on now I’m looking at seeing how many days in a row I could wear full bodypaint. It takes a lot of work to get into that with all the preparation time, taking care of skin and hair and so on and I can only stay in it for a few hours at a time each day but it makes me so amazingly otherworldly looking it SO feels right for what I’m working on now.
Elaine thank you so much for all that you give here!
One of the (many) stupid things about this is their precious Trump is super into vaccines and even tried to take credit for them. So he must be in on it? Lunatics.
@Elaine
Very perceptive summation!
Then again you always call out the creeps expertly!
@Wanked All That Out
I suspect you’re also upset because you claim to be so masculine and tough yet you don’t like hearing about a woman like me who lives the kind of life that I do and has multiple male sexual and artistic partners who are built and physically strong. From one of your earlier creepy posts you seemed like you can conceive of men enjoying time with me only in terms of it being in some selfish pursuit of fetishized gratification devoid of connection. You probably cannot even conceive of how fetish, sexual connection and fulfillment, art, creative collaboration, feminism, power, healing, emotional connection, and living meta-poetry can combine. But they do.
@Victorious Parasol, Surplus
Surplus ninja’d me on the DNA preventing resurrection thing, even more astounding when you consider that omniscient, omnipotent God created DNA in the first place, and the force behind Covid (being variously the Devil, the Jooz, the Gubmint, or sundry others; even if turned from God they’re still his creations). To be undone by your own non-omnipotent creations seems kinda trolly.
@Worked That All Out
Well… given your pronouns there, they were non-binary or trans* so are you reeeeeeaaally sure? Did they tell you ALL of their fantasies ALL of the time? If so, how did you put up with that? Poor you, it must have been awful, someone telling you all their fantasies just so you could know there was no homo day in and day out, constantly, all the fantasies and almost never any homosexual inclination, just that occasional misstep, but good for you being the kind of friend to listen and not judge.
Unless, you know, you ARE a judgey friend in which case are you sure you got told all the fantasies? Every one? All the ones they ever had? What if you were told about some of the homosexual inclinations and then you were judgey so they just never told you the rest?
*Unless you’re using the common grammatical form of the singular “they” to refer to your male friend and cede that this grammatical form may in fact refer to any gender in the singular, in which case, congratulations! You’ve successfully made the argument for genderless pronouns with your colloquialism.
Mike Adams is a Death eater. Confirmed.
It just occurred to me that the trope about “globalists” (ie. Jews) wanting to “depopulate the world” (ie. genocide ordinary people) is probably projection by people who yearn for the completion of Holocaust.
There was no rational reason for the Holocaust either, but lots of people wanted it to happen anyway. Or rather, perhaps there was a rational reason from the POV of people who got really carried away with the tribal warfare sentiment.
Strange. In vampire lore (or at least in World of Darkness and other games and literature), pureblood designates vampire (in general the closer from original generation, the purest), not persons immune to vampirism…
@Big Titty Demon
The person in question is a man who, up until recently, I was certain was heterosexual. I have known the person in question for some time and am aware of what they are into – I did experiment with said person at one point in the past, just out of curiosity, but concluded that that kind of thing wasn’t for me. They told me that they felt the same way about it, and from what I was able to conclude, they have been merrily heterosexual for some time since then.
I have known people whose sexuality has changed throughout their lives, and I believe that environmental factors can play a role in these changes – environmental factors like being placed under what can only be described as “house arrest” for much of 2020, and then getting jabbed and stuffed with some new and experimental substance which can have side effects that only god knows.
I don’t give a fat rat’s ass what kind of points you’re trying to score with the “they” thing, and I’m not aware of any point that I need to cede to any of you in using it.
@Worked All That Out
Frankly I think what may be happening is that you were in fact not very well versed in this persons sexual preferences and identity, and that your sexual encounter with him had less to with the the fact he was “heterosexual” and more the case that he didn’t click with you as a person or interpersonal or intimate level to that degree. Which happens; because some people who might have a solid connection in a platonic friendship might not have chemistry in a intimately intimate, interpersonal relationship (or vise versa).
The fact that this person took a vaccine is neither correlative nor causative of their own bisexuality, and their is zero evidence or indication that any vaccine, much less COVID; has any impact or influence on someone sexual or gender identity.
Not to mention that I am a straight, cis, het, man before taking a COVID vaccine (namely Pfizer), and I’m still straight, cis, and het AFTER taking the COViD vaccine (again, Pfizer). And I imagine, given the reality, that for people who are LGBT, and other straight people; taking vaccines had no impact on their sexual orientations or gender identities; because vaccines don’t have any influence or impact on those things; all they do is interact with your immune system in such a way with a weakened or dead version of a pathogin in order for the immune system to better recognize and fight the actual pathogin at full strength. All your doing is trying to engage in tinfoil chewing nonsense for the sake of massaging your fragile ego over the fact that this Bisexual person you had encounters with; just wasn’t able to form a interpersonal bond with you for whatever reason relating to interpersonal relationship issues. Instead you seem to rather delude yourself with estranged from reality consperacy mongering about “new world order” nonsense.
WATO, you have no idea how disappointed I’m going to be if you’re really an incel who fell down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole like you sound, rather than a troll playing buzz-word bingo.
Just had my booster jab. DNA hasn’t fallen apart yet; but they have said to wait 15 minutes. So maybe it takes time to kick in?
ETA: I literally had to climb over a big fence to get here. This hospital is not well signposted. I didn’t put that on the thank you board though. I just mentioned it to every poor member of staff.
@C.A.Collins
But I’m MGTOW? I’m not an incel at all.
Hey David, you wrote “forwarf” instead of “forward” in your looking forward to turn into a vaccine zombie. Is that intentional or a typo?