I found this in the Not How Girls Work subreddit, though it’s more of a Not How Any of This Works meme. I feel fairly confident in saying that not a word of this strange document is true, including “and” and “the” (as Mary McCarthy might have put it).
Here’s the text in case you can’t read that not-very-well-designed meme.
Exchange Of DNA
When a man releases his life form energy within a woman, he leaves a part of his DNA information in her birth canal. She has to have a VERY strong sexually balanced energy or his energy stays imprinted inside of her. That imprint can often create illusion of a sexual addiction. When people decide to have multiple partners, it can send mixed emotional signals within their body’s vibration system/auras. Women must be careful of different energies or spiritual forces polluting their internal magnetic temple, just as men should be careful who they share their electric energy with.
They call it sexual inter-course for a reason. it’s an internal course that unites man & woman, mind with mind, spirit with spirit. This is something that a rubber can’t protect you from, because energy is behind the elements of all flesh. There’s no such thing as “friends with benefits” Nah…Intimate activity intricately entwines the energies between two people. Sex creates a powerful exchange of sexual energy between those involved. These connections, imprints & debris are left upon the mind, soul, & spirit for a long time because they’re not easily purged or cleansed.
Casual sex with multiple partners can intertwine the energies & spirits of a lot of people into your own aura if they are not severed & cleansed. You become jointed to every person with whom your partner has slept with, as well as all the partners those people had. This type of “soul clutter” can be felt by your partner’s subconscious. Even if they are completely in tune or aware of the extra-curricular sexual activities, they still are able to sense the subtle disturbances of multiple energies and/or familiar spirits that have entered causing restlessness & inner turmoil. The longer & more intimate the contact with another person, the more powerful the reinforcement & the interaction of the bond becomes, & all the more difficult A is for them to untangle & leave. Only through harmony & balance can we achieve the kingdom within, and work our way towards sexual freedom
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Reminder Most people haven’t learned the true nature of Sexual energy with the purpose to build & rise the energy upwards as a form of conscious… more
How does something like this get more than 6000 likes? I hope most of them are ironic likes.
BONUS SEX MISEDUCATION MEME:
I think this one has been floating around for awhile.
Not to be pedantic, but there are at least three such possible “homes” in cis women, and two in cis men. Doesn’t anyone fact check their memes any more?
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@Full Metal Ox: I have a hardback of “Tough Guide to Fantasyland” which I paid way too much for maybe 20 years ago, and yet got far more than my money’s worth out of. I still pick it up and browse when I need a laugh, and I still mentally capitalize Stew. So many books I’ve read have a Vestigial Empire, and I think of them as that no matter what they’re called. And she was quite right about the horses.
STEW isn’t a good idea when you’re traveling light and fast, though, which was her point. No carrying around a Stew pot and waiting hours for the stuff to be done. And transporting leftover Stew is probably icky. Grill your critters over an open flame and get some sleep before you have to flee the Evil Overlord with the apostrophes in their name again. Take any leftover kebabs with you to gnaw on, or make sammiches from if you’ve got bread.
@Battering Lamb: It really does.
I am unconvinced that friends with benefit and no romantic involvement is a thing, but I don’t feel the need to make gigantic walls of texts about it. At most I snickers when someone I know get in trouble because of that, especially if I predicted so.
I wonder to which extent theses walls of text are due to the writer trying to convince themselves they don’t want sex with that pretty friend that seem accessible and isn’t their S.O.
Hmm, the text on pastor Driscoll picture has me confused : in terms of candaulism, if the man in fact use god manhood (i always though that god, like angels, was genderless, but whatever), does that mean that god cucks the man, or that the man cucks god ?
#SovCits, that’s exactly what I was thinking off when I was reading it too. I mean, I’m not even mad about sovcit nonsense, I’m really quite in awe. Treating all language as a magic spell, like that. It’s such a power move.
I’d love it sit down with one to find out why they think their linguistic gymnastics (linguistymnastics?) are valid. Is it just a case of the terminally non-analytical thinking that their play is a perfect “gotcha” play against the legal system, or do they legitimately believe that words aren’t binding unless spoken in such a weird and precise way? Someone should go look at their own marriage licenses – heck, their drivers’ licenses – to see if they’re worded properly.
#STEW,
It’s pottage! The pot-stuff! Pottage was an every-day thing for the vast majority of European people. Heck, over lots of Africa and other places of the world, too. For basically the same reason Dalillama gave, too; you can dump your staple grain in there along with whatever’s seasonal and available and just leave it to steep and simmer all day while you’re doing other things. When it’s cold it thickens into a paste (the root for pastry after all) you can slice it up and fry it. Pottage is a great meal that’s full of flavour and nutrition, it’s highly efficient, and gives you a lot of the water you need in a day, too.
Rabble rabble, our ancestors weren’t mud-hut-dwelling-idiots, they were as smart as us or smarter, etc, etc, you know the drill, lol. I know that’s the consensus here, I guess I’m on a tear!
@occasional reader : I don’t know how it translate in english, but when I was a children, God was described as made of the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Spirit. So maybe you alternate between using the family jewel of the father and the son ?
Sure it probably make thing awkward up there. Maybe Jesus and his father avoid seeing each other because of the awkwardness.
That, and the authors are so often vague about what is actually in the STEW, missing a terrific opportunity for some incidental worldbuilding. A recurring theme in the Tough Guide is Jones’s frustration with not just the cliches themselves, but writers who rely on cliches at the expense of actually portraying a world, with the result that the worlds themselves are bland and unconvincing. Which is the opposite of what fantasy should be.
@Karalora
Barley or pease, mutton, hambone or fatback, turnips or rutabagas, onions and maybe carrots. Mostly turnips and rutabagas, because if it was mostly barley or pease it would be porridge. If it was mostly meat it would be called a soup and served to rich people. If it was made of anything else we’re out of the pseudo-European setting of Fantasyland entirely.
@occasional reader:
Maybe, but this is Mark Driscoll. Trust me, if you’d hung around places like Slacktivist much, you’d have heard of him. He ran a pretty explicitly manly church up at Mars Hill, one that was quite often described as amazingly cult-like. None of that mamby-pamby helping the poor stuff here, he believes in a macho Jesus who’s more about throwing the moneylenders out of the temple because they’re competition (rather than because they were allowing people to turn religion into conspicuous consumption, which was more the original reason).
If we’re all demon-possessed by our partners and our partner’s partners, where does it stop? Doesn’t our partner’s energy also contain their partners, and their partner’s partners, which in turn contains their partner’s partners partners, and so on?
How long until Kevin Bacon gets in there?
@Buttercup: IMDB revealed unto me that I have a Bacon Number of 2. Now I’m kinda weirded out. But under your theory, that number is much, much higher.
True fact: in original manuscript of LOTR, Sam sailed across the Western Sea to seek potatoes.
Well, to the pastor, and many religious types, those other ‘homes’ aren’t proper homes, not really even tar-paper shacks (which can be true homes if those within are faithful enough, much better than their getting ungodly Gummint Assistance and living somewhere with a real roof and heating).
As for that first one, it reminds me of that popular proto-Nazi book “Poison in the Blood’ that talked about how even a good Aryan’s child could be tainted if his wife had ever had sex with a Jew. It also reminds me that whenever I here someone talking vaguely about ‘energy’ I feel like asking them to write down the Hamiltonian or Lagrangian for the system they’re trying to describe, preferably in closed form.