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4Channer: We need a Manhattan Project for big dicks

Everyone loves a massive hog

The world has had enough of small penises. We need our top scientists to get to work on the problem immediately so that in the future every dick-bearing human will have a massive whanger.

Or so says this 4Channer:

Don’t listen to the naysayers like that dude at the end there. We desperately need a new Manhattan Project to make future dicks huge. Though preferably not explosive or radioactive. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.

H/T — I found this screencap on Reddit but can’t remember where.

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IgnoreSandra
IgnoreSandra
1 month ago

Ah yes. According to people who don’t have vaginas, people who do have vaginas all just love big dicks.

That’s not the story I’ve heard from folks who do have vaginas. It’s also inconsistent with my experience with dicks.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
1 month ago

I guess it’s the time to say “citation fucking needed”.

In fact, I suspect such a project would make them much sadder, because it would remove one of their easy copout to their incompetency. Be careful what you wish for, all that.

Nequam
Nequam
1 month ago
Crip Dyke
1 month ago

Though preferably not explosive or radioactive. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.

After who knows how many asshats claimed that we use lipstick to remind het guys of our red labia, I revealed that I sometimes wear glow in the dark neon green lipstick. Obviously that was to call attention to my necrotic radioactive labia.

Now there’s a possibility that I could mate with a radioactive giant dick? How could I say no?

Simon
Simon
1 month ago

Fry:
Co-ed steam rooms! I love the future!
Leela:
Uh, Fry, you’re in the women’s steam room.
Fry:
Ah, futuristic!
Amy:
[To Leela] Psst, look what life was like before genetic engineering.
Leela:
Those poor 20th century women.
[Fry crosses his legs, embarrassed.]

.45
.45
1 month ago

@ Crip Dyke

That… is not the direction I expected this thread to go…

Snowberry
Snowberry
1 month ago

Some years ago, I predicted that once people were able to freely customize their own bodies, the most common modification would be penile enlargement. And the second most common would be penile reduction.

I mean, I do expect that foot-deep vaginal canals would be a thing, because humans. I’d expect that to be an extremely niche thing, though.

bcb
bcb
1 month ago

I bet that if someone told these 4chaners that any research into penis enlargement would also probably make phaloplasties better and cheaper and thus help trans men, some of them would suddenly decide it isn’t worth investing in.

(Much like the GCers who don’t want any research into ovarian transplants to help people with ovarian cancer because there’s a chance that such research could also help trans women.)

IgnoreSandra
IgnoreSandra
1 month ago

@Crip Dyke

I….I can’t argue with that. ooh maybe the combination of radioactive genitals can create a Zone like in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games.

epitome of incomrepehensibility

The first post is silly, but the response is more insulting, IMO. It’d be one thing if the second person said sexual pleasure wasn’t important to them, which is fine, but he specifically said that women’s pleasure didn’t matter.

@Nequam – Wasn’t there also a SMBC comic about a “genital arms race”, where people genetically engineered their bits to ridiculous proportions? That’s the one I thought of when I read this.

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
1 month ago

To replying jerk: I thought big dicks in and of themselves were important to your type? It needs to be giant so you can feel superior to other men, right? Even if there aren’t any women around.

Robert Haynie
Robert Haynie
1 month ago

In a way, this is almost a positive post.

The writer is as concerned with female pleasure as male– perhaps more so. Repeatedly he brings up the point of the woman’s pleasure, in fact he seems to consider it the most critical point.

However, I can’t help but think that he’s in error in suggesting that it is that important a course of study. Ignoring the ethical considerations of Human Genetic Manipulation (And I doubt he’s talking simple eugenics here, either), it seems to me that research into such maladies as inheritable diabetes, neurological ailments, and propensity towards cancer are arguably of more immediate import than a major push to identify the schlong gene.

.45
.45
1 month ago

@ IgnoreSandra

“Let’s drink to him. He was a good S.T.A.L.K.E.R.”

Ninja Socialist
Ninja Socialist
1 month ago

Wow, that was a long winded way to say he knows nothing about women, female anatomy or sex. He’s apparently unaware that most women need clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm not some giant peen.

Surplus to Requirements
Surplus to Requirements
1 month ago

Well, this isn’t good. 40° 37° 36° 34° 23° 25° 31°. That’s the 7-day forecast here. Looks like I won’t be able to make a supply run until Friday, unless I pay massively over the odds by taking taxis both ways. And I’m going to be running out of some things a lot sooner than that.

There needs to be a better system in place for ensuring people’s basic needs are met here.

epronovost
epronovost
1 month ago

Just buy yourself a giant dildo and go to town dude.

BradMoonRising
BradMoonRising
1 month ago

Something about a genie in a bottle and a 12-inch pianist? Too easy? Probably. Never mind.

Chris Oakley
Chris Oakley
1 month ago

Okay, even by 4Chan standards this is sick.

Battering Lamb
Battering Lamb
1 month ago

After who knows how many asshats claimed that we use lipstick to remind het guys of our red labia, I revealed that I sometimes wear glow in the dark neon green lipstick. Obviously that was to call attention to my necrotic radioactive labia.

OK, that is gold. Will have to keep that in mind for when I start trying lipstick, to think of the ‘correct’ matching malady to afflict the labia I might not even have yet. Since I tend to prefer colder colors in general. Blue, Frostbite? That would probably be black though. Hmm…

Big Titty Demon
Big Titty Demon
1 month ago

@Surplus

I live in the US, as you know we don’t give a shit about people’s basic needs unless they can pay. Recently it’s been 38 the lowest temperature all week and usually in the forties, and I have a bad tendonopathy in my left Achilles right now that’s at risk of rupturing, so I just sort of bind it immobile and hobble on down to the store after dark so I won’t get fried. I definitely have sympathy for you with this problem.

Nequam
Nequam
1 month ago

@epitome: Yes, there is, but the punchline on this one seemed more fitting to the subject.

Surplus to Requirements
Surplus to Requirements
1 month ago

Lucky you having a 24 hour store within hobbling range. Nearest grocer to me is over 3 km distant and closes at nine.

Sheila Crosby
Sheila Crosby
1 month ago

@Surplus.
Excuse me if you already know this, but it will help if you wet your hair. Much of the energy to evaporate the water will be taken as heat from the blood in your scalp. You should feel less crap.

Surplus to Requirements
Surplus to Requirements
1 month ago

For the first ten minutes and first kilometer-or-so, maybe. What about the other two and a half (if returning by taxi with a hefty load) or six (on foot both ways to get just smaller, lighter items)?

Skiriki
Skiriki
1 month ago

You know… you know how in ancient Greece big penises were considered “barbaric”? And small weenies were “civilized”?

I just occasionally ponder their gay proclivities, their diet and digestion of it, the types of lube they used to have at hand and what kind of difficulties in anal sex they might have had and whether this correlates with that notion in any way.

But anyway, back to land of cis male insecurities of modern days, where they can’t even hunt the freakin’ mammoth anymore.

Speaking as an owner of a vagina, cervix etc, no it is definitely not fun to get the latter harshly poked while having sex. Ouch.

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
1 month ago

I’m a woman who enjoys a big dick, but I’m in the minority. size queens are not the norm here people. porn has these guy messed up.

Sheila Crosby
Sheila Crosby
1 month ago

OT:
At least some teenage girls have escaped the Taliban.
dailykos.com/stories/2021/8/21/2047422/-All-girl-Afghan-robotics-team-arrives-in-Qatar-They-rescued-themselves?pm_source=story_sidebar&pm_medium=web&pm_campaign=recommended

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
1 month ago

@shelia

Oh god

Full Metal Ox
1 month ago

@Sheila Crosby:

Okay, Hollywood—how about making that action film? With Afghani actresses and without an A-list White Savior as protagonist?

talacaris
talacaris
1 month ago

The genital battle comic is here

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-04-18

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 month ago

Big dicks, like expensive sports cars and giant muscles and guns and Chuck Norris movies, are one of those things men assume women like because they like them. There’s a sort of lazy solipsism that operates among men for whom sex is just another status marker, and women are just a species of inferior man.

*(Some women are into those things, but not the majority)

Moggie
Moggie
1 month ago

Traditionally, at this point Walter would reappear in the comments to talk about the importance of a big swinging dick in the male dominance hierarchy.

Sheila Crosby
Sheila Crosby
1 month ago

@Full Metal Ox
Oh I like that idea! Particularly since the mastermind appears to be an Afghani woman.

bekabot
bekabot
1 month ago

As Woody Allen memorably said, penis envy is a Thing, and only men have it.

I wish these guys would quit pretending that this is about what women do and don’t like. In the event that a Manhattan Project Dick Enhancement drive goes through and is successful, I foresee a future in which men gather together in private to compare their measurements, while women are left to their own devices.

Allandrel
Allandrel
1 month ago

I really love “top priority for scientists everywhere.”

That’s right, seismologists! Forget about earthquakes, you’re supposed to do genetic engineering now!

Because of course all scientists are Reed Richards.

Grackle
Grackle
1 month ago

@Elaine The Witch.
True size queen are not the norm, but their equivalent for small size (size duchess?) are non-existent.
Fortunately most women don’t care.

And I don’t really think porn is what make guys believe bigger is better.
You don’t need to watch porn to hear dick size shaming.

Battering Lamb
Battering Lamb
1 month ago

As Woody Allen memorably said, penis envy is a Thing, and only men have it.

Shit, that’s good. The source kinda taints it though.

Ten Bears
1 month ago

Gotta’ wonder about guys that sit around thinking about dicks all day.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that …

Lumipuna
Lumipuna
1 month ago

This 4Chan anon gives me an impression of some guy who’s just casually shitposting about big dicks*, probably trying to make other men feel insecure about their penis size. Even if he’s sincerely misguided about what women like, it’s still just a flimsy excuse for him.

*Not very different from our old friend Walter, actually. He at least was honest that he saw a big penis as good an sich.

banned@4chan.org
banned@4chan.org
1 month ago

Counterpoint: imagine getting your genitals technologically enhanced… but then one day the technology underpinning your junk becomes obsolete.

Moggie
Moggie
1 month ago

@banned@4chan.org:

Counterpoint: imagine getting your genitals technologically enhanced… but then one day the technology underpinning your junk becomes obsolete.

If Cory Doctorow wrote porn…

rabid rabbit
rabid rabbit
1 month ago

@Crip Dyke:

Now there’s a possibility that I could mate with a radioactive giant dick? How could I say no?

I keep going back and forth over the better response, so as a firm believer in people’s right to choose, I’ll just leave both and let you pick:

1 — responding only to the first of those two sentences: It’s not even that hard to find one to mate with. Hell, this blog is dedicated to tracking them.

2 — responding to both: Well, StaceySmartyPantsTwiceRemoved’s been giving a pretty good tutorial on that in the other threads, dealing with Howard.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
1 month ago

Completely OT:

linguists and historians and @Alan, oh my 🙂

is this for you?

https://href.li/?https://www.medievalists.net/2021/08/the-yorkshire-historical-dictionary-brings-lost-words-to-life/

apparently the entire content of the dictionary is available on line (I just saw this, I haven’t checked it out yet)
https://href.li/?https://yorkshiredictionary.york.ac.uk/

Alan Robertshaw
1 month ago

@ opposablethumbs

Ooh, that is of interest to me. Thank you!

Surplus to Requirements
Surplus to Requirements
1 month ago

@Moggie:

“Last night, in the middle of the act, my dick stopped vibrating and went limp. A little voice said, ‘error contacting license servers’. Can you believe it?!”

“Sounds like you need better WiFi, dude!”

“Nah. Did some research and it’s possible to reflash it with a mutant offspring of DDWRT. Open source, no artificial scarcity bullshit.”

“Oh, be careful when updating your firmware! It wouldn’t do if something went wrong and it bricked your device.”

“At least they all have failsafes these days to ensure that, if the worst happens, you can still pee out of them. The lawsuits after 2043’s plague of deaths and hospitalizations from ruptured bladders saw to that.”

Robert
Robert
1 month ago

What really bakes my noodle is the fascination some men have with the size of flaccid penes.

Why does it matter how fast a car looks when it’s parked?

Content warning:

I’ve become convinced that part of this whole issue is how teenage boys perceive their peens while masturbating. I was never able to see mine, and I was never aware of what it looked like until I was well into my twenties. What other men’s looked like has never been an interest of mine, even when I wanted to have sex with them.

Big Titty Demon
Big Titty Demon
1 month ago

@Surplus

Lucky you having a 24 hour store within hobbling range.

Oh it’s really neither of those things, being a mile and a half away and closing at 10. But I just have to make it or starve and/or be unclean, so… 🤷‍♀️ I imagine at a significantly higher northern latitude the sun wouldn’t necessarily be down even by ten though.

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
1 month ago

So I’m listening to this podcast, And I’m learning about how much men really care about there dicks with a thing called a “herm” which a pillar type stature that has the head and face of a man and then further down on the Colom is just a dick and balls of the man’s dick. because these man carried about their dicks so much they wanted all of the world to know what it looked like after they died.

Surplus to Requirements
Surplus to Requirements
1 month ago

The sun is always down by 10 here (near 45° north latitude) but near the summer solstice it isn’t full dark yet by 10.

On the other hand that is no guarantee about the temperature. It’s hot and sticky here right now, at 2:00 in the morning.

Cyborgette
Cyborgette
30 days ago

@Grackle

I once dated a woman who was into small dicks. Not in an exclusionary way, but still. Humans can develop sexual interests in all kinds of things, and women are not exempt by virtue of some innate purity or whatever.

And uh no, porn absolutely messes up men’s notions about sex. There are many many many studies backing this up, and if you want anecdotes just look at r/AITA or any other place where creepy dude stuff gets some daylight on it. The more ridiculous horror stories you see about e.g. hentai fans are hopefully outliers, but last I checked 99% of men look at porn, and these days they’re often getting into it as boys – sometimes very young.

(No, I’m not a SWERF or 100% anti-porn. But I do think adult entertainment as a capitalist industry has done a vast amount of harm, and want to see its profiteers face some justice.)