Over in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, the guys don’t seem to care much for women’s speech patterns, and would probably prefer it if women didn’t (or couldn’t) speak at all.
“Is it just me or do american women sound like men?” wonders someone called SorryDevelopment2888 in a recent thread. Most of the commenters, naturally, agree.
According to Unforsaken_Dick,
American women are just more masculine in general compared to other women from different countries. So many girls here in the states talking like dudes now, even saying Bruh Bruh and shit lol.
Bulletproofmonk thinks that women lack femininity in general:
the “feminine” traits have been branded as bad, and products of “THE PATRIARCHYY!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE”
the historically typical feminine traits like being soft spoken, being polite, submissive in a sense, wanting to be a home maker and wife, or a dedicated mother has all gone out the window. since now anything goes, there are no repercussions for bad behavior, and no standards.
why try when they get simps lining up at their tinder profile or money from onlyfans.
How many women do these guys think are on onlyfans anyway?
Variedpageants has a theory as to why American women’s voices have allegedly gotten more manly:
Its because modern day feminism is lesbianism thats why, being a lesbian is all about being a weak replacement of a man
ThereIsAlwaysVanilla has a rather different theory:
Vocal fry. American women suffer from it because they have been guzzling too much dick and get chronic throat infections and warts. It’s disgusting.
Scaryunderwear thinks most women can’t manage a really manly voice:
[T]hose females don’t sound like men at all. It’s obvious those females have poor self-images and are trying to mimic mens voices but instead they are failing miserably & completely.
Women now are speaking louder in normal conversation to the point of yelling, use vocal fry to cackle like witches, they drawl every vowel 20x longer than normal, and inflect the last word so every sentence sound like a questION. Men don’t talk like that. Well some men do, something like 1 in 30, and of course females when twittering in their echo chambers will ignore the 29 smooth deep masculine voices and focus on that one man as evidence that all men talk this way too..
The snu-snu amazons from Futurama sound (and sometimes look) more feminine than most women today.
Meanwhile, Third_Gray_Monkey seems to have lost touch with reality due to playing too many video games.
I dunno man but where I live I think all women have just a couple of sets for voices. I mean, they speak like if they were NPC’s [non-player characters] with just two or three different voices, all of them sound exactly the same.
This is what happens when you only talk to imaginary women in video games. Keep it together, man!
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