Just your typical discussion of sex on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, and a reminder that women won’t be missing out much if these guys really do go their own way.
![plz_say_sike 37 points 2 days ago
Man I’m only in my early 20s and the thought of eating these females out absolutely disgusts me. So many of them have taken so much raw dick, their vaginas are basically patri-dishes full of semen and precum. Don’t get me wrong, if I’m offered a blowjob I’ll take it but not if she expects I eat her out in return.
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[–]anongogogo 19 points 2 days ago
You're taking dicks indirectly which is fucking sick and disgusting.
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[–]d1678480 9 points 2 days ago
True, and that goes for everything you do with a woman. For example, have fun kissing that mouth of hers after you know where its been.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/2021-05-22_17-44-38.jpg?resize=580%2C769&ssl=1)
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I am amused at the “patri dish” misspelling. (And also, good grief. Do these fellows think semen is so powerful it can’t be washed away?)
VP, don’t you know that patri-dishes are feminist cookware? They’re like egg cups; we put the patriarchy in patri-dishes, before we smash it.
They love to brag about how little they know about women, human anatomy. Even as far as kisses go, they somehow think that women hang onto something from everyone we kiss but somehow they miraculously don’t.
Now that Bookworm has edumacated me, I must get a set of patri-dishes for the smashing.
So… I think I’m finally getting it. The guy that wrote that is about 9 years old.
Seriously, though, he clearly doesn’t really want sex with a woman. He probably doesn’t want sex at all, but he’s internalized the idea that “real” men have lots of sex with hot women. “Hot” women, but not real women.
Somebody should sit this guy down and explain asexuality to him.
But you know what else I realized? This guy was raised by hyper-religious parents and he’s internalized all the shit they spew in Absence Only sex “education”. A lot of, maybe most, kids figure out that that stuff is bullshit. Apparently some don’t ever figure it out.
@Otrame: he probably went to one of those schools where sex ed is limited to “don’t do it” and comparing girls who’ve had sex to sticky chewed on candy or gum. It should be considered child abuse.
That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of it works.
Well, that’s what my girlfriend told me.
But only the girls, of course. ?
@ Victorious Parasol, edumacating is what I do! Remember that your patri-dish set has to be painted with flowers and vaginal-motifs; dont buy the cheap knock-off kind.
@Bokworm, of course only the girls. Young men have learned well from their elders that these things are only wrong if you’re a woman or a girl. Men and boys still benefit from that old double standard that I wish would have died off long ago.
@VP and Bookworm – When setting the table with patri-dishes, remember the wage gap goes on the left, emotional labor on the right.
It’s a weird sort of misandric self-own that these guys seem to be more squicked out by each other than women. “Euw! She might have kissed one of you!” “She might have (shudder) SPERM inside her!” “My penis might accidentally touch the same spot that another penis touched!”
They think they’re King Midas, but with jizz.
Sadly, yeah. The worst part is, although miggies take it to extremes, the idea that a penis forever wrecks and spoils a vagina is pretty mainstream. Honestly, that’s always been the most horrifying part of the manosphere to me. That they just take mainstream patriarchal views and make them a bit weirder and more extreme.
@otrame
On the plus side, no one has ever gotten pregnant from absence only sex. And I hear it makes the heart grow fonder.
I also avoid shaking other men’s hands because of all the penis-touching they’ve likely done. I try to avoid exposure to second hand stroking.
I heard if you’re even in the same room where another penis has ever been, the gay rays last 24,000 years. Clearly the only safe option is to hole up alone in your bedroom with a computer and subsist on nachos left at your door periodically (prepared by a virgin).
Ah yes, the classic ‘she should suck my dick but I’ll not return the favor’. I have never understood mens obsession with blowjobs (even when I still thought I was a man the thought never appealed to me at all), but the expectation that women should perform it and that her enjoyment is irrelevant to sexy times has always really grossed me out, to the point that the mention of that specific act grosses me out.
@Bookworm: OK, I don’t know if my google-fu is weak or that was sarcasm. I guess the fact that I had to google ‘patri dish’ says something about me.
No worries, MGTOW, for a small fee, I’ll eat your partners, girlfriends, wives or even the girl of your dreams out for you. $500 will buy you two hours of me alone with her doing only that and nothing else. You can believe that because it is well-known that no woman wants to fuck after getting tongue. This will allow you to keep her satisfied while preserving your purity and manhood. At such a price, it’s a steal.
@Bookworm in hijab:
I presume you’re referencing something like this?
https://www.judychicago.com/gallery/the-dinner-party/dp-installations/
I suppose they don’t shake hands either?
“Fellas, is it gay to exist in a conceptual space where feminity exist ?”
@ otrame
“A lot of, maybe most, kids figure out that that stuff is bullshit.”
Funny. I held onto that kind of thinking for the longest time, but managed not to go around constantly talking about how disgusting women are regardless.
While I am not sure on how to put it in word, the fact oral sex is often shown as a submissive act in pornography make that post quite a bit more sinister to me.
Who does? Disgusting habit, should be banned.
@ Threp
You’d like the Bar then…
https://www.legalcheek.com/2016/11/the-barrister-custom-of-refusing-to-shake-hands-is-still-a-thing/
OT:
If anyone here is remotely interested, I think the Acid boy is back under a new name and necroing (sp?) an old thread.
To counterbalance that, an Internet thing that happened earlier this year – Lawyer Cat!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/09/texas-lawyer-zoom-cat-filter-kitten
Aka fun with filters. 😀