I love the Ask The Red Pill subreddit so much. Because where else can you find questions like this?
Yes, dude, you’re allowed to tell a woman she’s hot while your penis is literally inside her. Jesus Christ.
These guys must be such a treat in bed.
(Oh and by the way, a “plate,” in Pickup-artist-speak, is someone you’re seeing casually, or a friend with benefits kind of thing.)
Follow me on Mastodon.
Send tips to dfutrelle at gmail dot com.
We Hunted the Mammoth relies on support from you, its readers, to survive. So please donate here if you can, or at David-Futrelle-1 on Venmo.
The inevitable end-point: “Fellas, is it gay to bone a woman?” :/
OK, maybe this is just me being old and out of touch, but how the hell do these cowardly, conformist, “act ‘manly’ according to the concensus of dolts on Reddit” arseholes ever get laid?
It’s got to be only by accident, right?
Sorry to go off topic, but Congressman Matt Gaetz(R) is reportedly under investigation for sex trafficking.
Matt Gaetz Under Investigation Over Possible Sex Trafficking – The New York Times (nytimes.com)
I wonder if he counts as a Chad as far as the incels are concerned.
Considering Matt Gaetz has one of the few houses with a basement in Florida, I were expecting worse.
Off-topic, but the Washington Post has just reported that G. Gordon Liddy is dead.
Ah, the wonderful policy of keeping a clammy, jealous grasp on sincere compliments and empathy like some kind of emotion-hording Scrooge Mcduck, lest you end with the terrible result of another person feeling happy. What a fun and healthy life to lead!
@Lollypop:
Ah, the wonderful policy of keeping a clammy, jealous grasp on sincere compliments and empathy like some kind of emotion-hording Scrooge Mcduck, lest you end with the terrible result of another person feeling happy. What a fun and healthy life to lead!
Well, don’t you know, he’s got to conserve the limited resource of his power words:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ima6ru/aita_for_getting_angry_my_girlfriend_is_wasting/
Wow, So these guys have never heard of a praise kink.
@Full Metal Ox
Oh my goodness gracious, that Reddit post. What the everloving fish sticks and custard.
She’s just being nice to other people like a normal nice person, dude? Yikes.
Dude is a giant red flag, personified, and I hope his nice girlfriend gets out and meets a nicer guy who can encourage HER too.
These boys really are confused about the concept of “gay”.
Also, this may just be a fantasy he has and he’s running it by his boys to make sure he’s not a decent person even in the privacy of his own mind.
Can’t say I’m surprised about Gaetz. Of *course* he slept with an underage girl. He was maybe too stupid to know she wasn’t 18 before he took her across state lines, or didn’t care b/c he’s one of Tr*mp’s boys, and it might be hard to prove, but he did it.
@Contrapangloss:
She’s just being nice to other people like a normal nice person, dude? Yikes.
Dude is a giant red flag, personified, and I hope his nice girlfriend gets out and meets a nicer guy who can encourage HER too.
Somebody needs to do “My Last Duchess” (https://poets.org/poem/my-last-duchess) as an Am I The Asshole post.
“… talking to her casually”?
Really?
TMI Warning: Get out while you can
Okay, so many years ago I had this boyfriend. Our relationship didn’t last long, and he was the one who ended it. When it did end, I was a simp (i.e., a person with feelings, specifically sadness). I told him I was sad because he had said that he loved me. This wasn’t once; this was a few times. He responded, “There are all kinds of love.” Here’s what I didn’t say: You were inside me when you said it. Every time. This story makes me cringe on behalf of my younger self. But even at the time I knew that the story was funny as hell. And yeah, my friends laughed too. Men, beware: When women talk about you, it’s not always about how wonderful you are.
@Robert Haynie
Talking/boning, whatever.
Casually/schmasually, whatever.
@Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
This is going to sound really stupid, but I am totally not understanding how your story is funny or what the significance of it only being during sex that he said he loved you.
@kat
My husband pointed out to me the other day that the time I tell him I love him the most is when we are having sex. Like i just can’t help it, it just starts pouring out and it’s when I feel the most emotional.
but yeah, your story sounds like what I’ve heard call as “post nut clarity” where men apparently lose the feelings they were having after they have an orgasm.
@.45
My ex said, “There are all kinds of love.” The background is that he had told me he loved me only when we were having sex. If a person says “I love you” to a sex partner during sex, the feeling being expressed is probably not agape love or platonic love. It is probably romantic love or erotic love or some nice combination of both. The humor comes from the fact that it sounded like he didn’t remember when he had said it, and thus it was said in the heat of the moment; it was not a well-considered remark. So he was careless with his words, words that carry quite a bit of emotional weight. But he was very quick to defend himself, implying that he did love me, sure, but maybe more as a sister. Or possibly a neighbor he would see occasionally at the post office or drugstore. The humor is in his insincerity both times: when he said he loved me and when he pointed out that there are all kinds of love. I still get a laugh out of this incident.
@ Contrapangloss
‘…fish sticks and custard…’ I think the Doctor may have moved on from that. Regeneration can do strange things to the appetite.
“Fucking a new plate” makes me think of my teenager, who assumes every item left in a bed is some kind of sexual accessory, which makes it slightly awkward when I have cheese and biscuits as a late night snack and she finds the plate in the morning.
@kiddle : so, what kind of cheese do you advice as sex toy since you seem to have some experience ? Bleu ?
@ Full Metal Ox
The fact that AITA was written by a fully grown man blows my mind.
Kevin, you sure?
With the timey whimy nature, I figured the fish sticks and custard combo is both timeless and nauseating.
Kind of like Reddit guy tbh.
@ bookworm in hijab
Totally O/T but I thought this might interest you.
(I won’t bore you with the complexities of the various legal outfitters. Although see here for instance https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/amal-clooney-gives-excellent-answer-fashion-question-european-court-human-rights-10008432.html
But much as I am a fan of Ede & Ravensroft; I am also very supportive of Ivy & Normanton. Not least because they might be an outlet for those vegan wigs.)
But anyway, they’ve done a nice court hijab.
https://www.legalcheek.com/2021/03/two-doughty-street-junior-barristers-launch-hijabs-for-court/
“complement her physique”
I thought this misspelling is quite amusing in the context of demonstrating cis men and women’s anatomical compatibility.
Also, what’s the right occasion for appreciating your partner’s body, if pillow talk is too casual?
I. No, it’s not wrong to think your partner is pretty or gorgeous or cute or just. What.