We live in an age unusually receptive to conspiracy theory — with a veritable army of QAnoners caught up in baroque, sadistic theories of retribution against political and cultural elites; with the vast majority of Republicans believing (or purporting to believe) that, actually, Donald Trump won the election; and with a cohort of Americans convinced that Bill Gates is planning to plant microchips in their bodies with a vaccine shot.
Despite all of this competition, incels still manage to put forth their own conspiracy theories that are just as creative as any flat-earther’s. And the incels’ theories have the added benefit of kind of making you sick to your stomach whenever you encounter them in the wild.
Consider the “blackpilled” antisemite calling himself GameDevCel who recently proposed, in a post on the BlackpillClub forums, that “[t]he Jews are behind the simultaneous hypersexualization and sexual segregation of fertile teenagers from the wider male population.”
In other words, he’s complaining that the Jews allegedly in charge of the entertainment business and cultural norms are hypersexualizing “fertile teenagers” — a.k.a. underage girls — yet not letting older dudes fuck them. Which is clearly, in the OP’s mind, a terrible way to simultaneously frustrate and oppress the hapless adult male, especially if he’s an incel.
GameDevCel tries his best to explain the consequences of this dastardly Jewish plot in a rant that is muddled and confusing and wrong on every count.
yeah its called feminism and the (((elite))) have been pushing it for extra sheckles in taxing women’s labor and breaking up the family unit for easily controllable docile citizens.
You know, if you plan to be an out-and-proud antisemite, you should probably know how to spell “shekels.”
These state run indoctornation factories called schools are used to mold the young minds in the way the government wants along with welfare programs to incentivize shitskin [Black] like breeding strategies.
What what what? Even if we set aside the racism here, none of this is making any sense. The “(((elites)))” are “hypersexualizing” teen girls in school? How? Why?
Seriously, dude, the only people here “hypersexualizing” teen girls are you perverts. It’s telling that the only examples of this sort of “hypersexualization” anyone in this thread can offer are 1) the movie Cuties, 2) parents taking their kids to gay pride parades, and 3) a St. Louis couple teaching their 3 and 5 year old daughters to pole dance.
But let’s get back to GameDevCel’s rant
It is why colleges are pushed so hard so white women can get fucked by multiple Chads and settle down with some beta provider in late 20s and have a few autistic kids in their 30s.
The point of higher education is to provide a place for “white women [to] get fucked by multiple Chads?” Why would colleges even bother to teach anything if that’s the goal?
They love any fornication except for an older established man mentally and financially ready to start a family with a 14 year old virgin, which is the hallmark of stable well adjusted societies.
Are you Woody Allen, because this sounds suspiciously like the plot to Manhattan. (Oh, but the girl in that movie is supposed to be 16. Sorry.)
The kikes hate this, hence all the shit they spew in the mainsteam media.
Ok, I guess this isn’t Woody Allen writing this.
>tl;dr marry a virgin no matter how young and homeschool the children
Don’t even consider marrying anyone, incels, until you’ve drained all the toxic sludge from your brains.
Naturally, several other commenters offered their own take on the alleged evil of keeping middle-aged men from raping “fertile teens.”
According to a commenter called Nihilistcorpse,
Only Chad can get something like this
Something like what? A 14-year-old bride?
while an Incel would be caught before it even began or if he’s a rich motherfucker with Joolywood connections, it’s the only reason why you see Chads deflowering virgins left and right while a non-Chad doesn’t even get the chance.
Either way, it’s over for us and stuff like this ain’t in our own favor.
Another commenter, berserkercel, offers his reflections on what he calls the “lie of ‘female independence,'” suggesting that the forces of world capitalism (or perhaps the alleged worldwide Jewish conspiracy) were pushing women into the workplace for short term monetary gains. For some reason the alleged (((elites)) also insist on
Making ages 12-17 “paedophilia” in the eyes of the UK public. So men only marry used up foids who can’t pairbond with the inevitable subsequent divorces of roastie foids. Creating legal fees and inheritance tax for the tax-man under the guise of “feminism” and “protecting vulnerable women”. …
Not to mention lowering the western birth rate (successfully) by using women’s own
natureartificial, and socially unacceptable (back in the day), hypergamy against them. By saying they- foids- are entitled to Chad as a boyfriend, fuck buddy andFathersperm donor through shit femsperg magazines on any Supermarket shelf.Hence the rise of the facebook dog lady.
It’s over.
If any of that makes sense to you, well, I’m impressed. I read this shit for a living and I can understand only about half of that word vomit.
The only thing that’s clear is that these guys really do need to be, well, segregated from “fertile teens” and adult women alike.
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@Full Metal Ox:
I thought perhaps it was pronounced “fluffy?” (gh as in cough?)
@Alan – The pterodactyl book looks adorable & that aerial photo’s gorgeous.
He already has the funding for his project, but he’s looking to see if he can get an affiliation with a college close to the library. That’d give him a place to work…and free meals from the dining hall.
Even at (especially at?) fancy-pants Oxford, free food is important!
@Surplus
I feel like you of all people should know that technology doesn’t always work right. I don’t know what’s happened to your TV, but I can guarantee you that it’s not something you could sue over.
@Moon Custafer:
If the distinction is clear, the pronunciation of “Fluffy” was Scalzi’s joke; the non-pronunciation of “cat” was mine. Therefore: an unpronounced cat with a grotesquely spelled but easily pronounced personal name.
So, you’re saying someone can make me miss an episode of my show (indeed, three someones can coordinate their actions intentionally to do so) and I have no recourse whatsoever?
Fuck that. I’ll just find the torrent in the morning. I still get to see the episode and all three channels miss out on the ad eyeballs. Joke’s then on them.
@Surplus: I feel your pain, but alas we have no recourse.
It is Bell Canada’s fault, however, as my local ‘Merican station is showing said gossip, but at least it’s listed as such in the guide. And I think I saw an ad for the gossip rerun last night during Colbert, so they had warning.
The worst part of when this happens is that it throws off your automatic DVR recordings the next week.
I doubt there will be a torrent to be had, since it’s not on the channel what pays for it up front. So at least everyone in North America will be missing out.
I agree they should be forced to show both the one you expected and a whole bunch of the superior original, though.
@Full Metal Ox: The then 4-year-old dubbed said cat “Fluffy” (she was) (even with bacon taped on) and Scalzi was not about to let the common spelling stand.
(I was once in a room where someone tried to pronounce that common-phonetically and nearly choked to death. Several of us said “um, no, Fluffy, like ghoti”. I swear I saw a lightbulb over their head as they smacked themselves.)
In conclusion, English spelling is terrible, but not as bad as Bell Canada.
Hold on — are you saying they emergency-substituted (not merely preempted) a first-run episode for a rerun of something else?
Are they fucking stupid?
And there had better be a torrent of it. The episode has to have aired somewhere, since I can’t possibly have seen a plot synopsis of something that doesn’t even exist, and they surely wouldn’t spend however-many million dollars filming the darn thing only to throw it away unaired! That would be not just stupid, but a level of stupid that would have their own shareholders storming their office tower’s lobby with torches and pitchforks. Those greedy morons are so scared of that that they invariably err in the other direction (sunk cost fallacy) even if it destroys their reputation (Batman and Robin, Superman IV, Star Trek: Nemesis, Justice League) or outright kills people (737 Max).
CBS decided that the gossip rerun would get bigger ratings than baby-Mac.
But they decided this several days ago, which means Bell Canada is at fault for not updating their guide promptly. It shouldn’t have been a surprise to them.
You’ll get that episode next week, don’t worry. Just a short delay. Like you said, they already paid for it.
Except, of course, Bell Canada sucks so badly that you should definitely complain at them for being so sucky as to not keep everyone informed.
My jaw is back in place. The hazards of a blow job.
The nurse gave me the run down about domestic abuse because this was my third trip to the ER for a dislocated jaw at the same hospital. Two of those visits involved my husband and the third was just because I yawned to hard.
@ Alan, the Canadian singers Barenaked Ladies did a children’s album (Snacktime), which included an alphabet song in a similar vein as this book. A is for Aisle, Q is for Qat, that kind of thing. ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_dvPhtNZCj0
@GSS ex-noob:
What does that have to do with the three stations CHEX, CHEX2, and CKWS, none of which are CBS stations?
@Elaine:
Next time, tie him up first! 🙂
@Elaine
Can’t say I blame the nurse, typical injuries being what typical injuries are…
I’m glad you and your hubby aren’t the typical case, but be a little careful? Each dislocation in theory can make future dislocation more likely. Take care of your jaw joint!
Also, whenever you get around to an annual/semiannual/whatever-schedule-you’re-on appointment, it might be worth being up the “hey, my jaw dislocates really easy, and I’ve dislocated it by yawning too hard once. Anything I should be doing, or you need to look for?”
Glad you’re alright now. 🙂
@Surplus
All I’ve got for you is that if you keep expecting perfection from all things and people in the world who interact with you, you’re setting yourself up for a world of disappointment.
I’m saying this as someone who’s had to do around 12 hours worth of rework at work because of two separate programs crashing without warning and failing to execute their auto save/recovery features as they ought.
Sometimes things are broken. Sometimes people screw up and forget to update spreadsheets and schedules. Sometimes the schedules are supposed to update with an automated process and the process fails, and people forgot to check it because it’s an automated process and should be correct already.
Sometimes the local bus/ferry system has to take a bus/ferry from their route for mechanical problems, and they forget to inform people waiting at the stops until said people’s chance to take the alternative route is 20 minutes past executable.
Sometimes phones get flushed down toilets and months of personal data is irrevocably lost.
These things happen.
I’m not sure how you’d do this, but if you can figure out how to roll with the disappointments that you cannot change, you can store more of that frustration-energy for dealing with what you can change.
Note: rolling with the disappointments doesn’t mean you can’t be angry or sad or frustrated. It just means accepting what happened, acknowledging how disappointing it is, and then letting those feelings go.
I hope you can enjoy your show next week, and that the rest of your weekend goes much less obnoxiously for you.
@Contrapangloss
I’ve talked to my doctor about it before. I just have kind of weak joints. I’m also really small and my husband is not a large man but he has a pretty thick member and I have a tiny mouth, so I know tmi on that but just context. The first time It happened it was when we were dating, he got a little to excited with his thrust and moved the wrong way and next thing I knew I was in so much pain and I couldn’t close my jaw.
The second time, I was in class, had like 3 hours of sleep in 2 days, Had one of those teachers who just drones on and on and it was honestly the biggest yawn I’ve ever done in my life and it just fell out.
This time we both just got over excited. I’m just really small and it’s easy for my husband to accidently hurt me. I don’t think the ER nurse believed me when I told her all of this cause he’s been home for like 4 days and I’m already covered in bruises. My neck is just like one giant hickey, and in honestly I’m surprised he didn’t get arrested considering how we both looked lol.
I’m pretty sure the reasonable middle ground lies somewhere strictly in between “expecting everything to be perfect” and merely “expecting not to have someone lie brazenly right to my face” …
@ bookworm in hijab
Aww, that song was brilliant. It also got me all nostalgic. When I was a kid (ok, and still now) I used to love a guy called Derek Griffiths. He did so many great songs like that.
Jeremy Irons was on the same kids’ programme. Which certainly made Die Hard 3 a bit weird.
“Why is he planting bombs? He used to sing about ducks.”
Just throwing it out there that I’m not sure I’d equate “the digital show schedule has an error” and “brazenly lying to your face”.
Like, “brazenly lying to your face” implies a malicious intent towards you as an individual, and not the impersonal error that impacted thousands of people who watch those channels and use the digital schedule, in a minor way.
I really, really hope you can have a happier life. I’ll back off for now, because I don’t want you to feel like I’m trying to beat up on you.
Enjoy next week’s episode! Or whenever they end up playing or streaming it.
Ah, the joy of explaining suspicious injuries to the doctors. “What are these marks all over your arms?”
“Those are just burn scars, nevermind them.”
*awkward pause*
“I work in a greasy spoon kitchen, hot oil is just a job hazard”
“Ohh, ok.”
@ Dali
Or turning up at A&E with bite marks from Krav training.
“And what exactly attacked you?”
“French lass.”
@Surplus
I looked it up on Wikipedia, and it looks like they’re just taking 2 weeks off. The next episode airs on 3/26. It sucks that they changed the air date without updating the listings, but I assure you they didn’t just throw that episode into the trash. They just delayed its air date for whatever reason.
I had a physiotherapist ask with concern about the matched dark bruises I had on the back of both legs, and I had to admit that I had no idea what they were from. “I just bruise easily and walk into a lot of stuff.” “Backwards?” “I really don’t know what to tell you.”
I bruise so easily that just bumping into something leaves large dark bruises. Combine that with a couple days of rolling in the sheets and i look like someone has been beating me.
You know how, in retail, if they put a low-amount price sticker on a product unintentionally, and a customer goes to buy it, they still legally have to honor that price?
Well, IMO the same ought to apply to everything else where one side of the negotiating table has a lowly consumer and the other side has a giant megacorp. The customer gets to legally hold the zillionaires to anything the corp says, even if they didn’t intend it that way. So if they say they’re airing a particular episode of a TV show at a particular time …
@Surplus: CBS is the maker of “MacGyver” and therefore they supply it to your Canuckistan stations. They can’t play it if CBS doesn’t give it to them.
However, this does not absolve them from not fixing the guide, because they would have been informed of the schedule change several days ahead of time. I’m guessing they knew by Tuesday at the least.
Bell Canada deserves all your ire for not keeping up with that. I mean, I’m sure they have a whole staff of people that that’s their job.
@Elaine: I’m glad they asked, though. But sorry it interrupted fun time for the two of you. I have a moderately small and TMJ-prone jaw myself. One time my chiropractor asked me “What did you DO to your jaw?!” and I said “Really sleepy. Big yawn.” He muttered darkly and hit it with things.
My dentist said it was a medical problem and I’d have to see a doctor. My doctor said it was a dental problem. So my jaw just clicks a lot now.
@GSS ex-noob
TemporoMandibular Joint Disorder (TMJD) falls into that unfortunate category of ailments called “there’s no treatment.” My jaws click and pop and grind all the time. Of course, so do all my other joints. They also dislocate at the drop of a hat, but fortunately pop back in just as easily.