
We live in an age unusually receptive to conspiracy theory — with a veritable army of QAnoners caught up in baroque, sadistic theories of retribution against political and cultural elites; with the vast majority of Republicans believing (or purporting to believe) that, actually, Donald Trump won the election; and with a cohort of Americans convinced that Bill Gates is planning to plant microchips in their bodies with a vaccine shot.
Despite all of this competition, incels still manage to put forth their own conspiracy theories that are just as creative as any flat-earther’s. And the incels’ theories have the added benefit of kind of making you sick to your stomach whenever you encounter them in the wild.
Consider the “blackpilled” antisemite calling himself GameDevCel who recently proposed, in a post on the BlackpillClub forums, that “[t]he Jews are behind the simultaneous hypersexualization and sexual segregation of fertile teenagers from the wider male population.”
In other words, he’s complaining that the Jews allegedly in charge of the entertainment business and cultural norms are hypersexualizing “fertile teenagers” — a.k.a. underage girls — yet not letting older dudes fuck them. Which is clearly, in the OP’s mind, a terrible way to simultaneously frustrate and oppress the hapless adult male, especially if he’s an incel.
GameDevCel tries his best to explain the consequences of this dastardly Jewish plot in a rant that is muddled and confusing and wrong on every count.
yeah its called feminism and the (((elite))) have been pushing it for extra sheckles in taxing women’s labor and breaking up the family unit for easily controllable docile citizens.
You know, if you plan to be an out-and-proud antisemite, you should probably know how to spell “shekels.”
These state run indoctornation factories called schools are used to mold the young minds in the way the government wants along with welfare programs to incentivize shitskin [Black] like breeding strategies.
What what what? Even if we set aside the racism here, none of this is making any sense. The “(((elites)))” are “hypersexualizing” teen girls in school? How? Why?
Seriously, dude, the only people here “hypersexualizing” teen girls are you perverts. It’s telling that the only examples of this sort of “hypersexualization” anyone in this thread can offer are 1) the movie Cuties, 2) parents taking their kids to gay pride parades, and 3) a St. Louis couple teaching their 3 and 5 year old daughters to pole dance.
But let’s get back to GameDevCel’s rant
It is why colleges are pushed so hard so white women can get fucked by multiple Chads and settle down with some beta provider in late 20s and have a few autistic kids in their 30s.
The point of higher education is to provide a place for “white women [to] get fucked by multiple Chads?” Why would colleges even bother to teach anything if that’s the goal?
They love any fornication except for an older established man mentally and financially ready to start a family with a 14 year old virgin, which is the hallmark of stable well adjusted societies.
Are you Woody Allen, because this sounds suspiciously like the plot to Manhattan. (Oh, but the girl in that movie is supposed to be 16. Sorry.)
The kikes hate this, hence all the shit they spew in the mainsteam media.
Ok, I guess this isn’t Woody Allen writing this.
>tl;dr marry a virgin no matter how young and homeschool the children
Don’t even consider marrying anyone, incels, until you’ve drained all the toxic sludge from your brains.
Naturally, several other commenters offered their own take on the alleged evil of keeping middle-aged men from raping “fertile teens.”
According to a commenter called Nihilistcorpse,
Only Chad can get something like this
Something like what? A 14-year-old bride?
while an Incel would be caught before it even began or if he’s a rich motherfucker with Joolywood connections, it’s the only reason why you see Chads deflowering virgins left and right while a non-Chad doesn’t even get the chance.
Either way, it’s over for us and stuff like this ain’t in our own favor.
Another commenter, berserkercel, offers his reflections on what he calls the “lie of ‘female independence,'” suggesting that the forces of world capitalism (or perhaps the alleged worldwide Jewish conspiracy) were pushing women into the workplace for short term monetary gains. For some reason the alleged (((elites)) also insist on
Making ages 12-17 “paedophilia” in the eyes of the UK public. So men only marry used up foids who can’t pairbond with the inevitable subsequent divorces of roastie foids. Creating legal fees and inheritance tax for the tax-man under the guise of “feminism” and “protecting vulnerable women”. …
Not to mention lowering the western birth rate (successfully) by using women’s own
natureartificial, and socially unacceptable (back in the day), hypergamy against them. By saying they- foids- are entitled to Chad as a boyfriend, fuck buddy andFathersperm donor through shit femsperg magazines on any Supermarket shelf.Hence the rise of the facebook dog lady.
It’s over.
If any of that makes sense to you, well, I’m impressed. I read this shit for a living and I can understand only about half of that word vomit.
The only thing that’s clear is that these guys really do need to be, well, segregated from “fertile teens” and adult women alike.
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So I hit up the Googles and “Satemwa” is the name of one, count them, ONE tea and coffee plantation in Africa.
Which explains why a semi-expert like Kat never heard of it, and why the person who came up with this quiz needs to read about polls a lot.
@ Kat
We had something called a ‘superior mirage’ here the other day.
Well, that’s the official story; clearly though, gravity is just a hoax.
Either that or Cornwall Council just forgot to pay the gravity bill.
@Alan
That’s a crap name. Fata Morgana is much better, and should have remained the standard term.
@ Dali
Maybe it is her. Tintagel isn’t that far away.
Well, unless you’re Cornish; then it’s like “Here be dragons” territory (an hour’s drive).
@alan: By “dragons,” do you mean “loud, messy tourists?”
@ rabid rabbit
Well Tintagel has been a tourist trap since at least 1233. That’s when Richard of Cornwall built the fake castle to cash in on the Arthurian craze. The evidence suggests it wasn’t even called Tintagel before then and they just named it that after the place in Geoffrey of Monmouth’s book.
I like to think one of my ancestors was there, complaining about having to pay ten groats to park a horse.
@Alan Robertshaw,
Sooooooooo…you’re saying that Magneto needed that ship for some plan of his and didn’t care who saw him take it? 😀
Or maybe Polaris needed it to help the X-Men with something.
Or maybe that was a Transformer getting ready to drop their disguise and attack something.
Or maybe….
Hung in the air exactly the way bricks don’t?
@alan: I knew about the tourist trap aspect, but I did not know about them just taking the name from Geoffrey. That’s amazing.
@ rabid rabbit
Apparently so.
Mind you the tradition continues. The local village is actually called Trevena; but the Post Office started calling it Tintagel in the 1850s. I wonder if that was a stamp collecting thing?
@Alan: I saw that photo too. Wonderful!
Sounds a bit snooty, doesn’t it? “Oh, it’s a superior mirage”.
I agree Fata Morgana is a much cooler name.
Also, looking at it again, it kinda looks like a landspeeder.
Or maybe it’s being rescued by the aforementioned Kal-El.
I didn’t know about the name Tintagel being applied willy-nilly for centuries either. I bet Alan’s ancestor also groused about having to exit through ye gifte shoppe to get back to his parked horse.
@ GSS ex noob
On LinkedIn, Falmouth Harbour are now listing “ship levitation” as one of the services they provide.
Husband is now officially on a flight home. and now I wait
A hearty YES! to both Alan and Elaine.
@ Elaine
Yey; I am so happy for you!
Elaine – Congrats.
Now, after 15 hours, I presume he’s already arrived, but some urgent business is keeping you too busy to update us on it.
He is arriving today, he should be landing and here in another 3 to 4 hours. Currently in Chicago waiting for his next flight but he is in he states.
This is the emptiest I’ve ever seen an airport. Jesus Christ. It just been me and this like one security guard for the past hour. The parking lot is a grave yard. I’ve done flights when it’s a week day and it was like 3 in the morning and there were more people then this. This is like the shit you see in a end of the world movie and you just keep getting this instinctual feeling of “i should not be here”.
But Ron is cool, He’s been listening in to my zoom classes with me. I think he’s the first new person I’ve had a conversation with in like 10 months.
@Alan Robertshaw,
Just out of idle curiosity, how much is Falmouth Harbor charging for that service? And is any of that fee going towards photographic proof of said levitation?
@Elaine,
Conga-rats! I take it we’ll see you sometime next year, when you guys finally come up for air? 😀
OT: an idea for David to blog about when he gets enough spoons together to go diving in the manuresphere again. Warner Bros. has made Pepe le Pew the latest victim of cancel culture.
https://deadline.com/2021/03/pepe-le-pew-space-jam-2-new-york-times-rape-culture-controversy-1234708688/
Evidently making new stories that have Pepe learning the error of his old ‘romantic’ ways and discovering that respecting women would actually get him the desired romance with Penelope Cat is impossible in this day and age.
Eh, why bother? Pepe was a one dimensional character invented for a single joke. Sometimes it’s best to let things lay.
A couple of months ago, I was predicting that increasingly-desperate Milo Yiannopoulos would soon declare himself ex-gay. And I was right.
@LindsayIrene
I wish the very worst from him in his ex-gay expedition and hope that it brings him eternal torment (and it disables him enough to leave others alone), and I hope that if he and his supporters try to “exorcise” trans people they fail spectacularly and make fools of themselves in the process.
@ LindsayIrene,
I read the article…and then made the mistake of clicking the “read more at” button at the bottom. Ooooh boy…
@LindsayIrene: Milo — grifters gonna grift, and they always need a new one. He needs mo’ money, so this lets him get it from the god-botherers.
Re: Elaine — maybe we should have had a pool on when we’d next hear from her. If hubs is home for a month, it might be that long! 🙂 At least she kept the poor security guard company. He must have been happy to meet a new person too.
@Alan: I love that photo, particularly the soldier and the expressions on the older couple’s faces. I like to imagine the couple had copies of that made for their grandkids, who treasure it today. Maybe Ron the security guard got one of Elaine and her GI.
SLEAZY! That site a) sneaks ads past my ad-blocker somehow and b) disguises them as article headline/blurb pairs.
On the topic of ads, meanwhile I keep seeing Tory ads on Canadian TV, even though there isn’t an election campaign in progress. It’s all sleazy attempts to portray their new party leader as a “man of the people” … the sad thing is, evidently there are enough people out there who will be fooled by that act as to make it worth their while to use that ploy, even though anyone with half a brain seemingly ought to know that Tories will represent only the class interests of the very rich, while throwing the odd bone to the suburban middle class (policies that prop up land and house valuations, particularly) and throwing the working class under the bus.
Oddly, no one else is doing anything similar right now. Just the Tories.
At least they’re apparently moved on from the really annoying one with the rock music and him endorsing the #DieForDOW position by saying, outright, “I’m here to get the economy back on track … now back to work!” Omitted, but an obvious inference: a “no matter how many people have to die of COVID” right after “back on track”.
Random(ish) thought: the way we go about teaching second languages is wrong. The focus on book learning of the explicit grammar rules, and on reading and writing the language, when you learn your first language by implicit pattern recognition and by speaking and hearing it. Making matters worse, a lot of languages use the same, or deceptively similar, written characters to mean very different sounds. Icelandic, for example, uses the letter “j” to represent a “y” sound, the letter “y” to represent an “h” sound, and lots of other such shufflings-around compared to English. Russian has two letters that resemble “A”, one of them the actual “A” and the other a “D”, and has an “N”-looking symbol for “I”, an “H”-looking symbol for “N”, a “P”-looking symbol for “R”, and on it goes. So learning a second language writing-first is going to run into having to unlearn things, a barrier that won’t exist in the spoken-first case.
(I say randomish because other places I lurk are full of discussions about how to pronounce various Icelandic place-names, because everyone in those places is bored waiting for that tardy volcano to hurry up and erupt already.)