We live in an age unusually receptive to conspiracy theory — with a veritable army of QAnoners caught up in baroque, sadistic theories of retribution against political and cultural elites; with the vast majority of Republicans believing (or purporting to believe) that, actually, Donald Trump won the election; and with a cohort of Americans convinced that Bill Gates is planning to plant microchips in their bodies with a vaccine shot.
Despite all of this competition, incels still manage to put forth their own conspiracy theories that are just as creative as any flat-earther’s. And the incels’ theories have the added benefit of kind of making you sick to your stomach whenever you encounter them in the wild.
Consider the “blackpilled” antisemite calling himself GameDevCel who recently proposed, in a post on the BlackpillClub forums, that “[t]he Jews are behind the simultaneous hypersexualization and sexual segregation of fertile teenagers from the wider male population.”
In other words, he’s complaining that the Jews allegedly in charge of the entertainment business and cultural norms are hypersexualizing “fertile teenagers” — a.k.a. underage girls — yet not letting older dudes fuck them. Which is clearly, in the OP’s mind, a terrible way to simultaneously frustrate and oppress the hapless adult male, especially if he’s an incel.
GameDevCel tries his best to explain the consequences of this dastardly Jewish plot in a rant that is muddled and confusing and wrong on every count.
yeah its called feminism and the (((elite))) have been pushing it for extra sheckles in taxing women’s labor and breaking up the family unit for easily controllable docile citizens.
You know, if you plan to be an out-and-proud antisemite, you should probably know how to spell “shekels.”
These state run indoctornation factories called schools are used to mold the young minds in the way the government wants along with welfare programs to incentivize shitskin [Black] like breeding strategies.
What what what? Even if we set aside the racism here, none of this is making any sense. The “(((elites)))” are “hypersexualizing” teen girls in school? How? Why?
Seriously, dude, the only people here “hypersexualizing” teen girls are you perverts. It’s telling that the only examples of this sort of “hypersexualization” anyone in this thread can offer are 1) the movie Cuties, 2) parents taking their kids to gay pride parades, and 3) a St. Louis couple teaching their 3 and 5 year old daughters to pole dance.
But let’s get back to GameDevCel’s rant
It is why colleges are pushed so hard so white women can get fucked by multiple Chads and settle down with some beta provider in late 20s and have a few autistic kids in their 30s.
The point of higher education is to provide a place for “white women [to] get fucked by multiple Chads?” Why would colleges even bother to teach anything if that’s the goal?
They love any fornication except for an older established man mentally and financially ready to start a family with a 14 year old virgin, which is the hallmark of stable well adjusted societies.
Are you Woody Allen, because this sounds suspiciously like the plot to Manhattan. (Oh, but the girl in that movie is supposed to be 16. Sorry.)
The kikes hate this, hence all the shit they spew in the mainsteam media.
Ok, I guess this isn’t Woody Allen writing this.
>tl;dr marry a virgin no matter how young and homeschool the children
Don’t even consider marrying anyone, incels, until you’ve drained all the toxic sludge from your brains.
Naturally, several other commenters offered their own take on the alleged evil of keeping middle-aged men from raping “fertile teens.”
According to a commenter called Nihilistcorpse,
Only Chad can get something like this
Something like what? A 14-year-old bride?
while an Incel would be caught before it even began or if he’s a rich motherfucker with Joolywood connections, it’s the only reason why you see Chads deflowering virgins left and right while a non-Chad doesn’t even get the chance.
Either way, it’s over for us and stuff like this ain’t in our own favor.
Another commenter, berserkercel, offers his reflections on what he calls the “lie of ‘female independence,'” suggesting that the forces of world capitalism (or perhaps the alleged worldwide Jewish conspiracy) were pushing women into the workplace for short term monetary gains. For some reason the alleged (((elites)) also insist on
Making ages 12-17 “paedophilia” in the eyes of the UK public. So men only marry used up foids who can’t pairbond with the inevitable subsequent divorces of roastie foids. Creating legal fees and inheritance tax for the tax-man under the guise of “feminism” and “protecting vulnerable women”. …
Not to mention lowering the western birth rate (successfully) by using women’s own
natureartificial, and socially unacceptable (back in the day), hypergamy against them. By saying they- foids- are entitled to Chad as a boyfriend, fuck buddy andFathersperm donor through shit femsperg magazines on any Supermarket shelf.Hence the rise of the facebook dog lady.
It’s over.
If any of that makes sense to you, well, I’m impressed. I read this shit for a living and I can understand only about half of that word vomit.
The only thing that’s clear is that these guys really do need to be, well, segregated from “fertile teens” and adult women alike.
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Close, it’s “shekels.”
Somehow I feel this is not the hallmark of stability, given that the areas with the most child marriages are developing countries.
Weak effort.
Somewhat curious what magazines and supermarkets these people think sell sperm.
I’ll never understand the people who insist that Bill Gates is a horrible person for this weird microchip plot when there are plenty of other blatantly transparent and provable reasons why he’s a horrible person who deserves to be hated, like how he “convinced” of Oxford U to not to make the COVID vaccine open source and instead got them to sell the rights to a company he can profit from.
You know, because his money is more important than the lives of people in poor countries and affordability of a vaccine for a deadly illness that has a high mutation rate when allowed to spread is no biggie.
I’m actually convinced that’s why these billionaires want to go to Mars so badly. So that they can just pack up and move when they’re done pillaging us. Guillotines are a lot harder to use when you’re more than 6 months of space travel away.
Point being, there are real, actual, believable and provable conspiracies out there. WHY ARE THEY NOT INTERESTED IN THOSE? Why go after the batsh*t ones that require Jewish space lasers or a basement in a pizza parlor that doesn’t have one??
So has anyone reading this actually seen Cuties? I have some suspicions about the polar opposite opinions that people have about it, but I don’t have Netflix or I would simply watch it for myself to verify said suspicions.
@Seth S
That’s a possible reason, but I think there may be another motive at play: feudalism. Musk has already publicly said he’s interested in potentially having indentured servitude there, in which people would work for him to pay off the costs of the trip. With no labor laws, Mars would be an easy place to proclaim oneself dictator and also to get away with all kinds of human rights violations, up to and including slavery.
I can’t believe that these guys think that the average adult man is attracted to a child. The only time most normal people are attracted to a 14 year old, is when they themselves are also a 14 year old.
Also 12? the time that most girls start menstruating? how the hell is anyone most fertile from when they start menstruating. They don’t even have a regular cycle yet and probably won’t for the next year and a half.
at this point these guys just need to admit they attracted to braces, acne, baby fat, new body odor problems, and awkward sweating.
See, if these people had any linguistic talent whatsoever, they wouldn’t miss the chance for some great wordplay on shekels and shackles.
That being said, do I want to know who the Facebook Dog Lady is?
“Mentally and financially ready…”
Oh please, does that really describe you dude?
@Naglfar:
That’s a possible reason, but I think there may be another motive at play: feudalism. Musk has already publicly said he’s interested in potentially having indentured servitude there, in which people would work for him to pay off the costs of the trip. With no labor laws, Mars would be an easy place to proclaim oneself dictator and also to get away with all kinds of human rights violations, up to and including slavery.
In space, no one can hear you sing “Sixteen Tons.”
@David F., @Naglfar
And I say it’s shackles. Take that, feminists.
Because I love words (second only to Chad, of course), I consulted Merriam-Webster and found to my surprise that the variant spelling of shekel is sheqel. And not only that. I discovered that the plurals of shekel are spelled, variously, shekels, shekalim, shekelim, and sheqalim.
You live, you learn. Unless you’re an incel or some other type of alt-righter.
ETA: Oops, ninja’ed by rabid rabbit. Curse you, rabbit!
@ Seth S, Naglfar
Re: Billonaires and offworld colonial ambitions, I refer you to Ben Elton’s novel Stark (late 1980’s I think.
@Seth
Some conspiracy theorists are self-proclaimed capitalists. They have no problem with certain groups of people being on top as long as it’s the “right” people. They think people like Bill Gates have been too “corrupted by Jewry” or some bullshit to deserve his or their fortune.
Look at Alex Jones – from the little I’ve seen from him via a John Oliver video, he’s advertised his own line of survival products, and I doubt such conspiracy theorists have a problem with his business.
I should hate Bill Gates more but I don’t have the energy to, even if what he stands for is to lock information behind closed doors for profit.
I can sort of see how this works psychologically. Funding and organizing a Martian colony from scratch wouldn’t be a money maker by any stretch (with or without slavery), but he probably thinks it in terms of “I could have a whole society of my own; being not only a political/financial leader but a hugely important and respected founding figure in everyone’s world view.”
See also, various leaders of fringe religious/political movements who historically founded colonies in remote locations on earth.
I started my period at 11, which was before my hips set into their adult place or I even had breasts. I wasn’t even my full height, for goodness sake. I think one of the most egregious lies of evopsych is that menstruating = childbearing.
@Naglfar
Any chance you have the source? I want it for a Musk groupie but I couldn’t find a quote on the Google.
I actually disagree with the idea that only perverts hypersexualize teen schoolgirls. There’s a lot of influences in our society to see teen schoolgirls as A – more sexual than the average one is and B – a prime target for “true male”.
Of course, that have nothing to do with elites (they perpetuate the system but don’t quite benefit from that here), nor with jews. And I think they would scream “CULTURE WARS” if we asked to stop sexualisation, especially of younger women.
@Big Titty Demon
Here’s an article that points out that his system of loans for people to work off basically amounts to indentured servitude.
Presumably that’s because the original word is not spelled with latin letters at all, so these are all transliterations of “שקל”, plural: “שקלים”.
Transcribing from one alphabet to another often leads to such variations. It’ll probably also depend on where in the world you are. Jews are, after all, not monolithic.
Re: Mars
There’s a novel called Moving Mars which posits that a Martian settlement would be mainly populated by groups called “binding multiples” in which many families would pool their money together to fund the trip, and thereby become, socially, a huge hyper-family.
But of course Elon Musk thinks of it as an individual effort only. My eyes are rolling so far back up into my head I can see my frontal cortex.
I feel like the reality would be that Mars and the Moon would be settled by governments first, not rugged entrepreneurs acting out their Atlas Shrugged fantasies.
I agree this person should learn to spell–or just shut up for all time–but so should you. Israeli currency is the shekel. Otherwise, great article, thanks.
@Seth S
When you look at who’s bankrolling QAnon, Fox News talk radio, podcasts, and other right wing social media, it starts to make sense. Keep them outraged about pizza sex and Hunter Biden, and they won’t notice their pockets being picked.
It feels more empowering to see themselves as In On The Big Secrets than as pawns and victims.
And they don’t think the 12-17 year old would divorce them once they became “used up” (incelspeak for “aware of how awful incels are”)? Or that they themselves wouldn’t divorce her, or start cheating on her, once she became a shriveled up hag of 18? They would likely have to pay alimony in addition to child support, since their child brides wouldn’t be allowed to complete their education or have a job outside the house.
How good at homeschooling would someone be who dropped out of school in the sixth grade so they could get married? How would she teach high school subjects that she never was allowed to learn? I don’t see Mr. GameDevCel here stepping up to fill the gap. If anything, he wants his kids to be as ignorant as he is. If they can’t read, they can’t be brainwashed by the ((((Elites)))).
He doesn’t want a family. He wants a cult.
Really questioning the “mentally” part here.
@Seth S
Because the regular everyday business of enriching oneself to the point where you could buy Solomon and Croesus with your own pocket change by manipulation and monopoly and by stomping over the backs of the untermensch is the American Dream! You can’t speak out against that! It would end in socialism, which is literally the worst thing ever.
No, these temporarily embarassed billionaires need the crazy conspiracy theories because they separate the good billionaires from the bad. And Soros is getting on a bit, so Gates is gonna have to step up to be bogeyman number one.
@Policy of Madness
There’s one tiny difference. Musk is gonna have to bring the untermenschen with him to the promised land, because he doesn’t have robot butlers yet.
Realistically though, it’ll probably be utterly horrible for everyone there, stuck in a tiny irradiated can in a bleak freezing toxic desert for years at a time, surrounded by libertarians, where you have to earn the right to your next breath of air.
Indentured servitude is gonna end real badly there. There will be fun times with the Space Pinkertons, and then everyone who can’t (or isn’t allowed to) get on a ship to return home will probably end up dead.
It’ll be a salutory lesson from which no-one will learn anything.
I’m all for space exploration; and if people want to sign up for this then good luck to them (they’ll probably need it.)
I would though call the new colony Roanoke 2; just to let people know what to expect.
Only until that alien-built machine that creates a breathable atmosphere for Mars is turned on …
@Pie : realistically, most of theses enterprises will end up with everyone dead, not just the slaves.
Realistically, there’s no good way to make colony on mars without major risks for abuse. The slave program of Elon Musk is particulary suspicious, but realistically a colony is about one hundred persons isolated, without way homes, and very sensitive to manipulation due to isolation and all. It’s a very good recipe to create abuse nonetheless, and the fact you have debts or obligation isn’t anywhere as important as the fact you’re trapped in here and lack of cooperation mean death.
For that matter they need to be segregated from the rest of humanity.