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“I WILL NEVER RAISE ANOTHER MAN’S CHILD,” declares MGTOW in epic(ally stupid) rant

Men! you are not obliged to raise a son whose father is clearly Andy Richter

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, and sometimes that thing he’s gotta do is to write a 1300-word rant about evil single moms who want to find new fathers for their kids.

It takes him a little while to get to the point, but life isn’t about the destination; it’s about the journey. Although, to be fair, his rant is less a ride down the highway of life as it is a ten-car pileup.

So I’m sitting here, I guess you can say a bit free. Free of the spell, of having a warm BODY to lay with.. Warmth is nice. Having a warmno body to lay next to, feel, is a nice thing.

Huh.

A nice, shapely woman to put your hands on, is always good. it’s not very fun to put your hands around something very large. Say you’re going to lay down, and you have to place your arms around a whale of a being.

He hasn’t even gotten in the vicinity of the point yet, but he’s already digressing.

( I’m not knocking fat chicks, not my thing.) (( but I’ve been there.)) – Well, I had me a whale of a woman at one time, roughly, 13 years ago, when I was a young punk shit, and couldn’t get…..

…. let’s say I just evolve Beyond what that lady was for me. Some guys like whales.

Oh yes, single mothers. Sorry. I met the jackpot of single mothers. Blond. Petite. Green eyes. Like to to go on motorcycle rides…

But there was just one goddamn motherfuking problem. I’m looking into the eyes of some fucking child. Some fucking bastard child. A child, that is longing for a father. A child, that would come up to me with his iPhone, trying to show me YouTube videos.

No, no, no! NO CHILD WILL EVER SHOW ME YOUTUBE VIDEOS.

Whose responsibility is it, to supplicate the love that is necessary for this thing?

Uh, “supplicate” means “ask or beg for something earnestly or humbly.” Not sure that’s the word you mean here, chief.

I’ll tell you whose responsibility it is not. It is not mine. Here is a clue I’m going to drop on you guys.

When I met this Psychopathic bitch we will call, the single mother. Don’t get me wrong. Loved her too fucking death. She is fucking beautiful. And amazing in every way, and a motherfuking artist, literally she sells paintings, is educated, speaks two languages, did my laundry, clean my fucking room, showed me some good food…..

So she’s “amazing in every way” except also, somehow, a “psychopathic bitch.”

….. but there was this fucking kid. This fucking child in the way.

Gosh how could you possibly have foreseen that coming while dating a single mother. What might have clued you in to the fact that SINGLE MOTHERS tend to have CHILDREN.

I’ll get back to that in a second. Before you call me some heartless, senseless, shitbag. An analogy. When I was a security guard, 10 years ago, I stumbled upon a litter of kittens. They were cute, adorable, full of life.

Aw, fuck, now he’s got tiny adorable kittens all mixed up in his bullshit.

These kittens, we’re about five of them, in a bush. I picked up one of these kittens, and because they were feral, the motherfuker bit me on my goddamn fucking finger. Blood squirted the fuck all over the place and I feared I got rabies.

I guess even tiny baby kittens can tell that you’re an asshole.

Life Goes On. And as beautiful, put together, strong, independent, cunning, intelligent, artistic, athletic this single mother of a woman I met, she is still a mammal. And what do mammals do in the wild? They make fucking litter of kittens.

Once again, our hero here seems somehow surprised that a single MOTHER would have at least one CHILD.

The absolute universal law, that governs every molecular manifestation that we as human beings live for today, involves, that same invisible, unexplainable driving force. Is procreation. That being said, the most motherfuking, goddamn, fucking draining thing ever, you can do in this life, is to attempt, to utilize your life resource, in bringing up the life of another.

So maybe you could try NOT DATING SINGLE MOTHERS.

Imagine, if I were to take on, adopting one of those stupid fucking kittens that I picked up in the wild? How many hours would it take, to raise this kitten, from placing it in a box, winning it on regular milk, heading it so that it would adapt..

Heading it?

I don’t even care what he meant to say there because I”m just glad he didn’t teke those poor innocent kittens in and then yell at them for being kittens.

Do I sound like the kind of guy, who has the patience for this fucking shit? Now imagine, investing the time and life effort into bringing up something, that has nothing to do with your own personal genealogy, Legacy, or spiritual imprint you’re going to leave on this Earth, rather that of another man?

Wait, are we still talking about kittens? Because if we are I’m getting very confused. Your cats aren’t going to help you pass your precious genes on to the next generation. And hopefully no human woman will either.

Brace yourself now. We’ve got a sharp fucking curve coming up.

And while you are doing that job, do us all a favor, ask a black man with a 10-foot dick, to come in the room bang your girlfriend, while you watch and suck your thumb, then pay him while he does it.

That is the equivalent of if you are going to become involved in another man’s child’s life.

No, it really, really isn’t.

[Edit: For Racially sensitive woke bots. This previous comment was not “Singling out the black man.” In fact, I am complimenting the black man for having superior dong sizes. If only I could have a penis the size of my forearm. My apologies. I digress.]

Yeah, nothing racist going on here.

There’s not enough words for me to describe the Slime that is a man, who allows a public court system to have his child taken away. Such was the situation when I met the aforementioned I’m speaking of.

What was the situation? Whose kid is this now? What are you talking about.

but a year was enough. One day I was driving in my car, having another Dramatical, emotionally charged, rollercoaster of a conversation with the single mother I was dating, and all of a sudden these words slipped out of my mouth.

” I will never raise another man’s child.”

Say it with me Brethren, and say it loud.

“I WILL NEVER RAISE ANOTHER MAN’S CHILD.”

Now say this with me, dude: I WILL NEVER DATE ANOTHER SINGLE MOTHER BECAUSE IF I’M NOT WILLING TO DEAL WITH THEIR KIDS I SHOULDN’T BE DATING THE MOTHER FOR A YEAR.

Now that particular combination of words, must have been potent enough to elicit a grading of emotional response from the receiver, because we have not talked nore seen each other in two weeks. I think she got the message.

Maybe you should have given her this particular message before you started dating her. And certainly before stringing her along for a year.

I was not trying to be flagrantly abusive, rather I was driving down the road when she was sending me some texts about, “not being man enough”, “accountable enough”, nor having the “emotional capacity” to love a family etc etc. …

Thee words just pooped out.

They pooped, that’s for sure.

TRULY.

It’s been a few weeks. I’m not going to lie. I do miss having a nice warm body to lay down next to, and give slight kisses on the cheek, exchanging “sweet nothings.” – but this one, I forgot, comes at a heavy price.

A heavy price you could have avoided altoether by just not dating single moms as I believe I might have mentioned one or two times before

That is the price of being cucked. CUCKED into an expectation of a role that I have no motherfuking interest to fulfill. Hell, why don’t you just make me go become a substitute teacher.

What.

While we’re at it, let me buy 10 pairs of khaki pants, participate at the local elementary school as a softball coach, and donate my weekends to knitting classes at the local Senior Center.

What are you even talking about?

( those are all Noble Deeds, don’t feel bad if you do any of those actual things.)

Yes, I’m sitting in the parking lot right now eating my pita chips and hummus. With my Trader Joe’s salad pack.

What relevant details.

One thing I would like to say, is that, I will not blame a woman for her actions in the reproductive game. When we are caught up in the midst of chemical neurosis and the smell of pussy, we’re not seeing the big picture.

Dude, you’re not even seeing the little picture.

little Timmy needs a daddy, and Mommy’s income just got cut in half. If you say you did not see the signs, you are a stupid fucking idiot. And don’t take that personally, because I willingly chose to be a stupid fucking idiot.

The first thing you’ve said that I agree with.

Now I have no regrets because, I was able to exchange bodily fluids with a European princess, who, unfortunately, has a young prince that needs guidance. But I’m no knight, I’m the guy who was shoveling manure outside of the castle courtyards so the crops will grow better for the kingdom Harvest.

This isn’t a metaphor; it’s just free association.

the dating strategy for single mothers will always be complex and evolve. Maybe the new single mothers don’t realize the implications of having a small human life and how it may become Kryptonite for a man, so they don’t really try to hide it at first.

I’m sure whatever strategy they come up with will work best if it enables them to avoid guys like you.

After enough guys have bounced, they stop putting it on their Tinder profile. ( or do they? I’m not sure.)

If a single mother is looking for a hookup, she might leave it off. But any single mom who’s looking for a long-term relationship is going to leave it on, because otherwise they might get stuck with a guy like you.

– every single mother has a right, to tell every man, “My child will always come first.”

And Every Man Has a right to say’ ” SEE YA!”

And everyone together has the right to say “you’re really kind of an asshole!”

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rabid rabbit
rabid rabbit
2 months ago

@David:

It takes him a little white to get to the point

I know it’s a slip of the keyboard, but it’s a pretty great one.

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
2 months ago

Do these guys want single mother they find hot to abandon their children so they don’t have to deal with the kid?

Tabby Lavalamp
Tabby Lavalamp
2 months ago

I was able to exchange bodily fluids with a European princess…

The only reason this guy has probably never uttered the fourteen words is because he’s not going to secure the future for another man’s children.

Dalillama
2 months ago

Nobody has 10-foot penises anymore. Big Owl took care of that when he got tired of carrying his dick wrapped around his waist and having to fuck ladies from the far side of the river. He stretched several inches of dick with one hand and cut the rest off. He then coiled it up and turned it to stone, and it remains where he left it to this day. So ever since then, people’s penises are measured in inches, not in feet.

Naglfar
Naglfar
2 months ago

A nice, shapely woman to put your hands on, is always good.

This is pretty creepy, the obsession with warmth and hands.

it’s not very fun to put your hands around something very large.

And this reads as very suggestive, and not in the way he meant.

Sorry. I met the jackpot of single mothers. Blond. Petite. Green eyes. Like to to go on motorcycle rides…

Sure you did. And then the whole motorcycle clapped.

Don’t get me wrong. Loved her too fucking death. She is fucking beautiful. And amazing in every way, and a motherfuking artist, literally she sells paintings, is educated, speaks two languages, did my laundry, clean my fucking room, showed me some good food…..

If she’s that amazing, I’m sorry she was stuck cleaning up after this guy.

The absolute universal law, that governs every molecular manifestation that we as human beings live for today, involves, that same invisible, unexplainable driving force. Is procreation.

It seems kind of explainable. Also, I don’t think that governs everything we do anymore, we have evolved free will.

How many hours would it take, to raise this kitten, from placing it in a box, winning it on regular milk, heading it so that it would adapt..

I always win cats with regular milk, it works much better than irregular milk.

I”m just glad he didn’t teke those poor innocent kittens in and then yell at them for being kittens.

Or for trying to show him YouTube videos.

ask a black man with a 10-foot dick

That sounds unwieldy. Is that flaccid or erect? Does he carry it over his shoulder? How does he pee? So many questions.

Racially sensitive woke bots.

Is this the new “SJW”? It doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well.

Hell, why don’t you just make me go become a substitute teacher.

I think being a substitute teacher is a bit different than being a stepdad. Sounds like you’re doing one or the other wrong.

While we’re at it, let me buy 10 pairs of khaki pants, participate at the local elementary school as a softball coach, and donate my weekends to knitting classes at the local Senior Center.

Do what you want with the khakis, but leave the kids and seniors alone.

And everyone together has the right to say “you’re really kind of an asshole!”

I think “kind of” is unnecessary here.

Last edited 2 months ago by Naglfar
Wannabikkit
Wannabikkit
2 months ago

He sure uses “motherf*#king” a lot for someone who doesn’t want to f*#k mothers!

Trying
Trying
2 months ago

Check out Emily Dickinson up in here with the Random capitalization. I’m mad at him for wasting this (hopefully imaginary) woman’s time.

Full Metal Ox
2 months ago

By the same token, why should the Hot Single Mom be saddled with taking care of another woman’s overgrown child (”did my laundry, clean my fucking room, showed me some good food….”)?

Seth S
Seth S
2 months ago

So where do you go if you actually do want to date hot single moms and are supportive of the whole MOM part of it?

I’d love to have more kids (even though they can’t be genetically mine without serious medical intervention) and my daughter would probably love to have a/some sibling(s), too. So getting with somebody who already has one or more kids of their own sounds like the ideal solution. Might need some family counseling for pointers how to navigate the ins and outs of blending families, especially if gene-donor dad is still in the picture in any way, but…

Last edited 2 months ago by Seth S
Lollypop
Lollypop
2 months ago

– every single mother has a right, to tell every man, “My child will always come first.”

And Every Man Has a right to say’ ” SEE YA!”

This is true. It’s usually polite to do so before you’ve been dating for a year, though.

Maybe the new single mothers don’t realize the implications of having a small human life and how it may become Kryptonite for a man, so they don’t really try to hide it at first.

Very slow acting kryptonite that only affects men after 12 months of dating a single mum, entirely of their own free will and in full knowledge.

My conclusion is the story, if not entirely made up, is the ramblings of a man who’s just been dumped and is desperately trying to make it look like that was his decision.

Nequam
Nequam
2 months ago

I’m mildly surprised that he didn’t brag about stomping those kittens to death.

Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
2 months ago

I was not trying to be flagrantly abusive

What. That’s what you live for.

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
2 months ago

I’m sorry for this woman and her kid that he stuck around that long. But hopefully he’s true to his word and won’t date another woman with a kid. Being a stepparent really isn’t for everyone. It’s hard. Kids are hard work. But stepping is a special kind of hard. For example, I complain about my kid and people are all “Yeah, being a mom is a tough job.” I complain about my stepsons in the same way and from the same place and I’m some kind of Cinderella-enslaving-bitch. And I have it relatively easy and think I’m pretty well-disposed to stepping. My partner is an awesome step-dad, but I know he has his struggles, too – especially since he’s there more for my son than he is for own kids due to circumstance (rather than desire). Being a step-kid is hard as well, especially if your other bio-parent puts in place loyalty tests and blockers and it would be even harder if your parent’s partner is an asshole.

As for this yay-hoo, I agree with lollypop, mom wised up and dumped his ass and he’s trying to make it sound like it’s his decision.

Moggie
Moggie
2 months ago

Wow, that kitten fucked him up good.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
2 months ago

I have to call BS on the kittens portion of the story at least, because bottle babies are too young to be feral. They’re not feral until about five weeks. No way did he pick up a bottle baby and have it bite him in the thumb. Even at five weeks, the most they do is spicy hissing. They’re still easily socialized up until about eight weeks.

His hypothetical kittens were better off with their mother and not with this guy, but I don’t think they were real.

I’m not sure whether the rest of it is a creative writing exercise, too. There’s a lot there that seems real and a lot that seems not, so I’m going to go for “highly embellished” or maybe “based on a true story.” It seems real that he dated a single mother and she broke up with him when he finally got comfortable enough to show her his true colors – and good for her because he sounds like a manchild who needs a woman to clean up after him and feed him, she already has one kid and doesn’t need to be dating a second one. But I’m skeptical of the details. IDK.

Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
2 months ago

Dude’s an idiot and the woman (and kid!) dodged a bullet there.

Allandrel
Allandrel
2 months ago

This guy’s delusions of eloquence are almost as distressing as his message.

Chris Oakley
Chris Oakley
2 months ago

@Threp: Bullet? I’d say they dodged an entire machine gun burst.

@David: “Asshole” is far too kind a word to describe this guy.

Lukas Xavier
Lukas Xavier
2 months ago

It’s not her responsibility to be what you want. If she’s not right for you, just move on. You don’t have to go on a massive, pseudo-science-laden rant about it.

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
2 months ago

The commas…that fucker is going to give me comma nightmares for weeks.

Naglfar
Naglfar
2 months ago

@PoM
I concur, I think he did date a single mother at some point but the details are at best heavily altered or made up from whole cloth.

moregeekthan
moregeekthan
2 months ago

I look forward to this gentleman’s 1000+ word story about the time he put his hand on the hot stove. And how, after a few digressions about stoves and cooking and some random racist stuff, he decides that the intense pain and damage to his hand is not, in fact, worth all the warm-object-hand-touching. Or something along those lines, I doubt is will be fully lucid.

Masse_Mysteria
Masse_Mysteria
2 months ago

Say it with me Brethren, and say it loud. “I WILL NEVER RAISE ANOTHER MAN’S CHILD.”

This dude definitely thinks that teaching is a cuck job.

Hell, why don’t you just make me go become a substitute teacher.

Called it. Though I do think there’s a difference between someone actually forcing you to take a job you don’t want and are ill suited for, and you just carrying on with a single mom and being mad at her for having a child you want nothing to do with.

( those are all Noble Deeds, don’t feel bad if you do any of those actual things.)

Whew! Thanks man, weight off my shoulders and all that now that I know you don’t judge me for my Noble Deeds (if any).

But it really sucks to be this guy. I can’t see anything wrong with telling a single mom that you really like her but would just like to remain casual and are not ready to become a part of her family, but then again that would probably mean no laundry service.

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
2 months ago

I can’t believe how mad this guy is about a kid…. trying to show him a youtube video. The kid didn’t ask for money, didn’t ask him to cook for him, didn’t ask him for a ride, he was just like “hey bob you’ve dated my mom for a while and you’re in my life all the time and I didn’t ask you to be there so hey, you wanna see this minecraft video I like?” and this piss baby was like “how dare your crotch spawn think he can speak to me!? I’m not his father!”

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
2 months ago

“I have nothing against plus-sized women, black men, or substitute teachers. I will now disparage them as whales, oversexed threats, and khaki-wearing knitters.”

@Full Metal Ox:

By the same token, why should the Hot Single Mom be saddled with taking care of another woman’s overgrown child (”did my laundry, clean my fucking room, showed me some good food….”)?

THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS. He’s by far the worse “investment”, too, being a fully grown adult. She has to wait on him hand and foot and massage his fragile ego, while the only thing expected of Mr. MGTOW is to watch an occasional YouTube video and not visualize a 10-foot black penis every time he looks at the kid.

Being transactional about relationships is bad enough, but these MGTOW dudes can’t even manage to clear that low bar. They take, take, take and never give. It’s straight up emotional theft. They’re full of excuses about why they deserve to be catered to by a hot housekeeper, but also how emasculating and terrible it is to be expected to spend money on a woman and give them compliments. They’re the relationship equivalent of Donald Trump stiffing contractors.

When their partner finally wises up and dumps them for a more emotionally mature adult, they whine about gold-diggers and hypergamy. More projection, I guess.

There’s not enough words for me to describe the Slime that is a man, who allows a public court system to have his child taken away. 

Wait, the same child he just called a “thing” and recoiled from when the boy tried to share a phone video, is now suddenly a precious child and his father is a lowlife for not fighting harder to keep custody? WTF is this doublethink?

…oh wait, I see. He sees kids as just genetic trophies, nothing else. Certainly not human beings. Her son is a constant reminder that someone else “won”, so he’s going to be salty about it and sabotage the other guy’s DNA by rejecting the kid.

This guy is utter pond scum. I hope the single mom finds someone amazing to share her life and her son with. She fully deserves it.

Last edited 2 months ago by Buttercup Q. Skullpants
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
2 months ago

This About a Boy fanfic isn’t very good. He seems to have missed the whole point of the book.

But I did at least learn a fun new science fact, that all mammals have litters of kittens. I never knew that before! I love kittens, so I’m pretty excited to have a litter of them. My cat probably won’t like it though.

Brassica
Brassica
2 months ago

So, is the Trader Joe’s salad pack with pita chips and hummus supposed to indicate that he is not some caricature “red meat and potatoes” man? Or that he’s worldly, what with the willingly eating “foreign foods”? Or that he takes care of his body and thus implies he’s attractive? Because I’m confused.

I’m also confused about the “ten foot dick” that is simultaneously the size of his forearm. Either his forearms are so long he must need to buy an entire row of seats any time he takes an airplane ride, or that fantasized penis looks suspiciously like several pool noodles taped end to end- not particularly useful for what I thought he was envisioning it being used to do with his ex…

Big Titty Demon
Big Titty Demon
2 months ago

@Brassica

I’m also confused about the “ten foot dick” that is simultaneously the size of his forearm.

I assumed that he saw an avatar of Coyote.

Crip Dyke
2 months ago

I saw that, Lumipuna. That was pretty funny.

Anyone here get a happy from the Perseverance landing?

Alan Robertshaw
2 months ago

@ crip dyke

Anyone here get a happy from the Perseverance landing?

Very yes. Watched it live on the NASA vid page. Nail-biting stuff. Well for me; mission control all seemed pretty calm about it.

Go skycrane!

Notwithstanding certain previous comments that seemed to imply the opposite; I’ve always thought it was a brilliant idea.

Last edited 2 months ago by Alan Robertshaw
Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
2 months ago

@Lumipuna

Reminds me of this kids show I watched as a little girl, Inch high, Private Eye.

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
2 months ago

So my husband got his second dose of the covid vaccine. A lot of marines now have the vaccine on his base so they decided that they are going to let them start coming back to the states for leave. Something really cool about it, my Husband still has to quarantine for 2 weeks when he gets here, but they won’t take that out of his time. So I will be getting an extra two weeks for with him, plus the month I will already be getting with them. Those 2 weeks we just can’t go anywhere. (not that we will really want to go anywhere mind you. It’s been over a year since we’ve had sex now and it’s killing me. It really is.)

Any good recommendations for shows we can watch while we quarantine. We have made plans for him to come home a month from now.

Last edited 2 months ago by Elaine The Witch
Acid Kritana
2 months ago

I will admit, this one’s actually kind of ridiculous.

…ask a black man with a 10-foot d.ick…I am complimenting the black man for having superior dong sizes. If only I could have a p.enis the size of my forearm.

If only I could have a p.enis…

I’m gay, so s.ex would be easier I guess lol

But children…

Gay men are already less likely to be able to adopt than the general population, even when compared to lesbians, so perhaps the birth would be a way to get kids?

But all the kids in adoption…

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
2 months ago

I was so excited for the Perseverance landing! I watched it on the NASA channel for about 2 hours. I signed up to put my name on there, so I’m kind of on Mars now! Hopefully the greys don’t find it and use it as an abduction list! : D

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
2 months ago

@wwth

That’s really cool! lol If I was them I would do a internet search of you and then just show up to steal your cat.

Naglfar
Naglfar
2 months ago

@Elaine
So glad to hear, both that your husband is getting vaccinated and that he’s returning home.

Any good recommendations for shows we can watch while we quarantine. We have made plans for him to come home a month from now.

What kinds of shows do you like?

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
2 months ago

@Naglfar

We are big nerds so like anything syfy. we also really like watching bad horror movies together. Like ones that are bad acting, or bad plot, and such like that. Like the room or Tammy and the t-rex level. he likes anime, I like comics. That kind of range. Most stuff is still shut down around here so there won’t be much for us to do outside of our apartment.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
2 months ago

Any good recommendations for shows we can watch while we quarantine.

If you like soft sci fi, Stargate SG-1 is on Netflix. I’m re-watching it and it’s just. so. good. At least until season 8. I seem to recall seasons 9 and 10 going off the rails.

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
2 months ago

I told our dog that daddy would be coming home soon and now I think he’s looking for him. Oh no, what have I done.

Allandrel
Allandrel
2 months ago

@Elaine

WandaVision on Disney+ is phenomenal, though it starts off slow and I don’t know if you’re familiar with the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Do you guys also like animation? There are a lot of great series streaming right now, ranging from kid-friendly-but-accessible-to-adults to adult-oriented.

Moon Custafer
Moon Custafer
2 months ago

@ Elaine the Witch: The Hidden (1987) is one hour and thirty-eight minutes of everything you could ask for in a low-budget ‘80s Sci-Fi/Action thriller, including:

car chases
gunfights
gross SFX
a rockin’ soundtrack
Claudia Christian in red thigh-high boots and a gold cowboy-fringe jacket
lots of mid-‘eighties LA location shooting
a post-Blue Velvet pre-Twin Peaks Kyle MacLachlan
a minor character spooning cocaine from a tiny die cast model of a Ferrari
an extremely good performance by an animal actor
a split-second appearance by Danny Trejo that made me exclaim “It’s Danny Trejo!”

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
2 months ago

@policy of madness

We will check that out

@allandrel

I have wanda vision on my list for disneyplus right now, I think I’m going to wait till he’s home before I watched it now. Also yes, I love animation. I’m waiting for hbo max to release the fourth season of young justice, I don’t think that will be here till august though. But yes, I do love animation. I love studio ghibli, I just havent gotten into anime that much and ironically the animes I do like, like attack on titan, my husband can’t stand.

@Moon

Danny Trejo!

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
2 months ago

Dark Star is on Youtube. If you like bad movies, it is highly recommended. A John Carpenter film! But not like any other John Carpenter film you’ve seen …

Surplus to Requirements
Surplus to Requirements
2 months ago

@WWTH:

Hopefully the greys don’t find it and use it as an abduction list! : D

Why? Don’t you want off this benighted rock that’s increasingly crawling with goddamn Nazis?

@PoM:

If you like soft sci fi, Stargate SG-1 is on Netflix. I’m re-watching it and it’s just. so. good.

Indeed.

At least until season 8. I seem to recall seasons 9 and 10 going off the rails.

How so?

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
2 months ago

@policy of maddness

We love bad movies. Mostly making fun of bad movies. Our current favorites to watch are like really low budget horror movies, that basically just has a lot of fake blood and tits going for them. I think the best one we watched was Piranha 3D

Acid Kritana
2 months ago

How did a conversation about a ridiculous post turn to movies?

Alan Robertshaw
2 months ago

@ crip dyke

Dark Star

The real Alien prequel.

Allandrel
Allandrel
2 months ago

@Elaine

If you’re a fan of Studio Ghibli, then you’ve probably seen Avatar The Last Airbender and its sequel The Legend of Korra, which are heavily Ghibli-influenced. They are some of the best TV shows ever made. (ATLA might be THE best.) Both on Netflix.

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (Netflix) is a reboot of the 80s cartoon, and it is phenomenal. It is also the gayest kids’ cartoon that I have ever seen – just assume any given character is bi until shown evidence otherwise.

Gravity Falls (Disney+ and Hulu) is ostensibly a kids’ cartoon, and is a worthy entry in Disney’s tradition of Nightmare Fuel.

Elaine The Witch
Elaine The Witch
2 months ago

@Allandrel

I do know gravity falls, that came on when I was still in highschool and I use to watch it all the time. I remember it being so good and almost crying at the ending of it. I haven’t seen shera though so I will add that to the list if we have time to watch it. Legend of Korra and avatar the last airbender were my childhood! They were both so good and they actually what got me into studio Ghibli

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