Found this one in the MGTOWChristian subreddit, under the title “I hate the false religion of woman worship.”
You gotta give him points for his very vivid imagination!
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In Spain, it’s traditional to wait until midnight on Christmas Eve before you put baby Jesus into the crib. Until then the manger is empty because he hasn’t been born yet. Three years ago, a kitten sneaked into a local church, tested out the manger and obviously found it very comfortable.
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Y’all this years finals got me wanting to jump off the capital building, they just closed the fucking library again and I don’t know what to do.
ugh, typo in my username
Wait, this guy is outraged that moms aren’t describing marriage to their sons in terms of graphic porn fantasies?
And MGTOWs wonder why courts don’t award them custody of children. I wouldn’t even trust them for five minutes with a houseplant.
@Naglfar
It’s all bundled, like cable TV. Subscribe to MGTOW and you also get misogyny, racism, homophobia, transphobia, anti-Semitism, and ableism. 99 channels of hatred*.
*History and economics channels are scrambled
Oh, hey, Alan! You’re the person to ask about those vegan sausage rolls from Greggs.
What do you think about them?
@ crip dyke
I had to travel to Exeter Services to try one. For some reason they weren’t available in Cornwall.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10739553/greggs-closes-its-only-shop-in-cornwall-after-being-hounded-out-by-furious-locals/
But they’re basically an amalgam of grease and salt and unidentifiable pink stuff, and I felt quite squiffy after eating one. So they’re a perfect facsimile of the real thing; I love them!
They also now do vegan steak bakes; which squirt molten lava gravy down your chin and leave you with third degree burns. So again; a spot on reproduction of the carnist version.
Greggs also do a cool T-Shirt.
Could I interest anyone in a Buddhist Temple of Pussy?
@Buttercup
And you get the MGTOW equivalent of Cinemax, which has men describing their fantasies in detail but refusing to acknowledge them.
@Sheila Crosby:
Three years ago, a kitten sneaked into a local church, tested out the manger and obviously found it very comfortable.
…It’d make all kinds of sense for the animals to gather around the newborn Baby Aslan.
I was married for a while, and never remember anything like that happening. Although Minnesota is pretty far down the list of states I’d want to be penetrated by, so it is probably just as well.
you know what really amazes me sometimes? is that MGTOWs will rant and say all this horrible stuff about women and feminism and extra, but then they’ll have like sisters, mothers, aunts, cousins, and such that they really love and are affectionate to. like they think that other mgtows aren’t going to treat those beloved women horrible. Like if one of those sisters or cousin got raped or left a relationship because they were abusive or got a divorce the other mgtows are going to say it was the woman’s fault. That they deserved it. Like the members of their group would treat the women that they love like shit. but for some reason they think they will be spared the rod so they just keep hating women.
Like they will put happy birthday/ anniversary/ whatever about those women in their life on the mgtows pages. it just amazes me how unbelievably stupid they can be. or just in like denial or something.
Hell I’ve seen some of them put stuff about their daugthers on pages, their teenage minor daughters. Full names and pictures to a bunch of men who talk about wanting to sleep with other under age girls. and be like “look at my beautiful daughter” like these men won’t make disgusting comments or stalk that dudes daughter just because he’s a follow mgtow
I’m feeling unusually moth-eaten and dusty these days. Mostly because I haven’t gotten a haircut since last March. I’m afraid I’ll catch the ‘Rona at the hair salon.
You’d think only women were guilty of the terrible crime of aging, the way these MRA types carry on.
To vegetarians & vegans: Maybe this is a dumb question, but why are there all these attempts to mimic meat, using veggies? There are veggie burgers, the vegan sausage rolls mentioned above, jack fruit tacos…I bought a can of jackfruit awhile back, just to see if
it had a ‘meaty’ texture. It did!
It seems to me that they’d just make people crave meat all the more.
@Dormousing it
If it’s any help, it’s not just you. I don’t think I’ve gotten my hair cut since January, and I normally get it mowed every six to eight weeks to keep it quite short. Two, three inches optimally.
It’s now down to the nape of my frickin’ neck. I can freakin’ braid it and use hair ties now. What the ever lovin’ hell. It makes me feel kind of untidy. Then again, so’s our apartment/ plague shelter and us normally. And I’m high-risk due to coagulopathy and scared of getting the virus, so I’ll freakin’ take untidy instead of maimed or dead.
On the topic: my my, someone’s certainly been getting his entire concept of human interactions and relations through porn, hasn’t he? *roll eyes*
@ dormousing_it
My professor apparently enjoyed the insanity part of my essay where I started comparing Lucy’s baby with The child from the Mandalorian.
@Dormousing_it
For me, it’s because I don’t eat meat but I like the tastes and textures, so I sometimes eat mock meats. Not often, but sometimes it’s good. They also can sometimes be substituted into recipes that I want to make that call for actual meat.
In the UK, only about 6% of the total number of consumers of mock meats are actually vegan, vegetarian, or pescatarian.
About 30% of consumers identify as ‘meat reducers’ i.e. people trying to cut down on meat. The balance is just people who incorporate mock meats as part of their regular diet.
The primary reason people give is health reasons rather than ethical or environmental concerns.
https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/A77ABD380F633BA93D907673FF2C1671/S0029665115003602a.pdf/meat-reducers-meat-reduction-strategies-and-attitudes-towards-meat-alternatives-in-an-emerging-group.pdf
@Banananananana Dakry: I usually wear my hair in a bob, skimming my shoulders. I have a low hairline, and alot of hair at the nape of my neck. It’s aggravating. My hairstylist thins and tapers my hair, so it’s not so heavy at the bottom.
More urgently, I have a loose molar. My dentist is closed, except for emergencies. I hope this counts as an emergency.
@Alan Robertshaw: Thanks for the explanation. If everyone’s happy, then by all means. Recently, I think it was the US fast food chain Burger King, offered a vegetarian burger. My mother tried it, and told me not to waste my money.
@Dormousing_it
This is actually a question better-directed at meat-eaters who want to become vegetarian: why can you not give up meat full stop? I am a life-long vegetarian and almost never use mock meats. I wonder if their use perpetuates a food aesthetic of “real meat and animal sacrifice for human pleasure is best, and vegetarianism is a sad second”.
However, according to this video by a rocket scientist feeding Bill Gates mock meat, they think mock meats are what will solve the problem of greenhouse gas emissions from the ag sector so… I try to take a functionalist view.
For some people, most vegetables are downright revolting and most of the rest are bland and tasteless. None of them will likely go vegan unless there’s a decent vegan meat-facsimile option on the table, because a steady diet of salads and suchlike is simply out of the question for them.
Notably, the revolting subset of vegetables are the primary or only vegan-but-not-faux-meat sources of some key nutrients, including protein and iron. Potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, and sweet-tasting fruits will supply carbs, beta carotene, and vitamin C but not a whole lot else, and grains will supply B vitamins and carbs but not a whole lot else. So it’s not just to avoid too-bland meals, it’s to avoid nasty shit like anemia and beri-beri (without resort to gagging down kale and Brussels sprouts night after night for life, aka enduring daily torture in these people’s case).
@Alan – Way to combine the main threads of conversation 😛
@Lainy – I’m curious. Who’s Lucy? …And solidarity on the finals thing!! I have two exams for Intro to German and a giant take-home for Historical Linguistics (my only two courses, but I’m also working 4-6 hours a day).
@moregeekthan
I think I’d put Idaho and Massachusetts at the bottom of that list. Cape Cod is nasty.
My marriage looks nothing like what he describes. What are we doing wrong? Maybe one problem is that I see no point in licking dildoes.
@epitome
Lucy is the fossil remains of the very first Australopithecus Afarensis in 1974. she was named after the beetles song. Lucy’s baby is another Australopithecus afarensis that was found later in a different area, but is also several hundred years in an age gap of lucy and isn’t actually her baby and there is no evidence on lucy’s pelivs that she ever gave birth before dying.