Found this one in the MGTOWChristian subreddit, under the title “I hate the false religion of woman worship.”
You gotta give him points for his very vivid imagination!
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Gotta wonder about some people’s imagination.
Isn’t the point of memes to be snappy and funny, not walls of text? This seems to be a common issue in the manosphere.
This sounds like a good religion.
Does this mean to put a wallet in a vagina? I’m not a gynecologist but I think that’s probably not the best idea.
Funny, this is what conservatives say. You know, the kinds of people that MGTOWs are. They have found their enemy, and it is themselves. Very few feminists would say anything like that.
Well, maybe polyamorous or open relationships can be, but I think most marriages are monogamous and an orgy requires more than 2 people (I’ve heard varying cutoffs, but I say 5 because I’ve heard of foursomes but not fivesomes).
So much to dissect here.
1. Why is she licking a dildo? What does that have to do with this?
2. How is she licking the dildo if it’s in the man’s anus? Unless she’s simultaneously licking another dildo while using the strap on.
3. Given that “State” is capitalized, I get the feeling this may be a buzzword or dogwhistle for something else.
4. This is a very specific image. A repressed fantasy, perhaps?
They sure have a talent for coming up with metaphors that are both gross and hopelessly inane.
Never mind that men who marry women tend to live longer and happier lives while women who marry men tend to live shorter and more miserable lives.
https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/may/25/women-happier-without-children-or-a-spouse-happiness-expert
So…Russian Orthodox?
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2018/08/20/russian-church-blesses-cats-in-photos-a62580
Or this could work too:
https://images.app.goo.gl/CkZgbGXUVsXibh16A
They don’t know what woman-worship really is.
And what’s so bad about woman-worship?
@Redsilkphoenix
Do you happen to know if Armenian Apostolic Christians do anything similar? I’m curious if Roosh’s church might do this.
@Stacey
Good to see you again.
Knew I could count on you all to post cat pics in response to “Church of the Pussy.”
@Naglfar:
I’m guessing that that “something else” is “the troglodyte who posted this is an ancap as well as a mgtow”.
Well, there’s always https://www.reddit.com/r/BastWorshipers/ if that’s what you’re into, I suppose.
@Surplus
At this point I think most MGTOWs are either ancaps or monarchists, which somewhat makes sense because the former is pretty much guaranteed to lead to the latter.
The irony is Jesus himself would be the first to reject the MGTOWs.
@Naglfar
It’s so nice to see you again too!
I so agree! And I agree in a more literal way than the creep who wrote the thing David is mocking could ever possibly imagine.
(Although those creeps can’t get a cis woman’s anatomy correct so they wouldn’t understand that in my temple it’s my vulva that my worshippers are revering).
wow, I really hope she isn’t licking that dildo to be the lube for anal sex. That is incredibly dangerous and not a good substitute for personal lubrications
@Lainy:
How would that be dangerous?
@crip
You have a far more likely chance of tearing with anal sex if you don’t have proper lube which could lead to a very nasty infection since the anus is a waste exists. it’s not good to have feces in any type of wound so that makes it dangerous.
I am so goddamned tired of being hated just for being a woman.
Is “drop their wallets in the collection plate” some kind of euphemism?
Who’s a bitter boy then? You are! Yes, you are! Whingey moany, whiney whingey. Nawww look at his little sulky face. Who’s got a sulky face? You do! Yes, you do!
@Naglfar
No, she isn’t licking the dildo she is using for a strap-on. In other words, the State is the strap-on, she has some other dildo to lick. Probably in this particular analogy, this is in order to mock some dude with an example of something she would never do on him, only on the dildo or Chad’s oh so massive cock. She is clearly quite petty, but then, she is a woman, and womens is tricksie.
@Redsilkphoenix
I haven’t read the article, but the blessed cat pictures are awesome. I imagine the cat is no doubt convinced their new worshippers are only doing a mediocre job, and would prefer more ‘nip and a little back massage though.
An orgy is by law required to have honey-coated bear guts. Or at least some kind of deviant food. Where is my food ?
@.45
Well, that does make more sense. Of course, the bit about the state being a strap on has made me think about which US state is shaped to make a good dildo. TN or KY seem pretty good, and KY would be especially fitting given the state abbreviation.
@ ohlmann
Oh great. It took me long enough to find vegan croissants.
@Naglfar
Florida, of course
@Trying
Fair enough, I didn’t think of that one.
Ninja’d by Trying, but yes, Florida is the raging dick of the US.