Today in “That’s not how any of this works and also that’s not where the g-spot even is,” I present the following gif, which I found tucked away in the archives of the BadWomensAnatomy* subreddit.
Brace yourself, because this one is quite something.
Click here for the big ten-inch version of this horrible thing.
Clearly this isn’t something put together by a size queen, because a size queen would at least know the basics of her own anatomy. It’s obviously an incel thing, and I have to say I really don’t understand what compels incels to believe (and to try to convince everyone else to believe) that only hyper-endowed Chads can give women any sexual pleasure. I mean, it’s not only not true but it’s also a rather depressing way to think about the world. Incels are weird, man.
*Bad Cis Women’s Anatomy, anyway.
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Thanks for the positive responses. So far everyone I came out to has been very supportive (I guess I choose my acquaintances well and had luck with the ones I didn’t choose), but having that trust confirmed is very nice. I had expected more skepticism as my presentation generally isn’t very feminine, but no. They just took my word for it, and any questions were more genuine curiosity. It was a very frank and open conversation. I do expect more pushback when I’m completely out (extended family and acquaintances), but at least I have a pretty stable group of people who have my back (my parents also told me I didn’t owe a justification to anyone, and I have their support in that). I wish everyone’s coming out went that smoothly.
Is it because of the profilieration of porn that the idea of what a big penis is has become ridiculous??? When I was a teenager people discussed 7 inches as being massive, 8 inches as a freakish outlier. The proportion of men that actually have a 10 inch penis must be, statistically speaking, basically zero?
Mind you, might just be more incel self-victimisation. If 10 inches is necessary for female pleasure how can they ever have a good relationship etc etc
@Lollypop
Yeah I think it’s a stupid porn trend. My husband is the largest I’ve been with and it actually makes sex more difficult because I need longer to be prepared. I’m also just a little person and he’s larger then I am. and he’s around 7 and a half inches. Any bigger and I would not be able to have sex with him, at least not the kind we like. any man that thinks that’s what the majority of women who have penis in vagina sex want, is very out of touch. All those I’ve talked with have spoke about wanting girth over length. but even that has it’s limit before it’s painful.
@battering lamb
I wish you nothing but happiness and success as you go forward as your trueself. And if any gives you crap about not presenting yourself feminine, just point out to them all the cis women who also don’t present themselves feminine and are still 100% women. I always hate that idea that trans women have to be hyper feminine to be considered women. the majority of people won’t tell a butch cis woman that’s she’s not a woman.
Battering Lamb – Congrats!
Lainy – That mermaid performance thing seems amazing as a concept (I’ve never seen one live). Do you do it in an actual aquarium tank with live animals? Can you enter the water out of audience’s view? I’m guessing it’s probably a sea aquarium, with rather salty and perhaps cold water?
@Lollypop
Yes, it’s a porn thing. I think it’s because the presumed cishet male viewer wants to project themself onto the male performer and therefore wants to think of himself as having a big dick as a symbol of masculinity. I also seem to recall some research that shows that a lot of cishet men just really like looking at dicks for whatever reason.
I remember reading somewhere that less than 5% of cis men are over 7 inches, so probably almost none have 10 inch dicks. The main issue with finding average dick size though is that most studies tend to ask and most men seem to exaggerate, so studies that actually measure rather than asking seem to give an average length of about .5 inches to an inch less.
It’s also worth noting that according to an interview with the world record holder for penis size, it’s not very fun to have a foot long dick because he can’t get it in all the way and it’s hard to get fully erect.
@Lumipuna
It is in sea water and it is with non dangerous animals yes. Their have a little hatch above that we come down into out of view from the crowd and it’s disorded by rocks so we can move in. The water does sting to get into your eyes but it’s not bad. We have breathing tubes hidden in some rocks out if site as well that we go over and get air from so we can stay under longer. Then there is a thing in an outdoor pool where the kids get to meet the mermaids. When I had my hair the natural red a lot of kids called me Ariel. It was really cute. Now that’s it’s black it might be like the sea with from Ariel now lol. It’s normal me and 5 other girls. It’s a lot of fun and i get to live out my childhood dream of being a mermaid
I stumbled across this Mama Doctor Jones video today, and I remembered it was an entertaining and educational examination of a Disney short film on menstruation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDA5z4z-8gM
Despite the flaws and shortcomings (tactfully pointed out by MDJ), it’s still more anatomically accurate than the GIF featured in this post.
I like that Mama Doctor Jones talks about how you can talk to your kids about menstruation and sex and pregnancy in a way that will work for you and your child. Empowering parents and patients FTW!
That is indeed awesome!
@Battering Lamb
Mama Doctor Jones is a pretty awesome GYN educator, IMO. If I lived in College Station, I’d want to see if she’s accepting patients right now. Wouldn’t be surprised to learn she carries a full patient load – her YouTube presence aside, good doctors don’t have trouble getting patients thanks to word of mouth.
Lainy wrote:
I find it slightly odd that penis size is seemingly always discussed in terms of length only. There seems to be this assumption that (a) girth scales proportionally to length, so you only need one measure, and length is the most obvious one b) women need to have the entire length of their vagina penetrated, as alleged in detail in the OP.
Meanwhile, men apparently don’t need to have the entire length of their penis embraced. Or rather, possible shortness of the vagina isn’t a concern because the people (particularly men) who discuss genital compatibility are primarily just seeking rationalizations for their intuitive idolization of large penises. Misogynist men especially refuse to consider or acknowledge that they might actually have to actively restrict their sex moves, instead of just letting the cervix stop them.
Vagina size is usually discussed in terms of tightness, usually with the assumption that, just like with penis length, there can’t be too much of the good thing. That’s commonly associated with the slut shaming mythology about “vaginal loosening”, and overall it seems to be largely just seeking rationalizations for slut shaming women. My understanding is that that excessive vaginal tightness (relative to penis girth) will hurt the vagina-person rather than the penis-person, and this is again something misogynist men refuse to consider or acknowledge.
@POM & @Naglfar – I believe that penetration of the cervix is entirely possible but causes massive damage, and often death.
Not at all sexy times.
@Battering Lamb
Awesome – I’m really glad it went well. 🙂
@Lumipuna
I would imagine this is the case. They’re also neglecting their own pain: even though obviously there is more pain from cervix bashing for the person with a cervix, it can’t be all that fun to slam your erection into it over and over again.
Lainy:
Cool. Is this tank actually designed to accommodate mermaid shows, or is it just regular maintenance structures?
What kind of animals do they have? Do the animals usually avoid you, or rather come and see if you’re the food delivery person?
@Lainy: I’m envious at how easy swimming is for you, that you’re even able to perform in shows, like Esther Williams back in the day. I’m nearsighted, and I just can’t see well enough to swim?. I went to Hawaii about 8 years ago, and I tried to go snorkeling. There were 70 year old people who were more comfortable in the water than I was.
70s porn actor John Holmes claimed to be anywhere from 10 to 16 inches long. The women that worked with him said he didn’t get all the way hard and one compared it to having sex with a loofah. There’s a huuuuuuge gap between the fantasy and the reality of PIV with a monster-sized penis.
Having experienced a wider variety of dicks than the average woman — ~100 — I can claim some minor expertise.
All things being equal, a little bigger can be better than a little smaller, but all things are never equal. The most massive dick I’ve seen in person I did not measure, but I’m guessing over 8” long and 2” in diameter — was attached to a heavy-handed, over-eager 19-year old. No way was I letting it inside me. Ouch.
I’ve had slightly longer dicks, but less girth-y, and attached to men with better, uh, skills. Fun.
But the average dick — 5 1/2” – 6 1/2” works just fine, so long as the man it’s attached to and I have chemistry. I’ve never measured my husband, but he has a USSD (US Standard Dick), and has brought me to countless multiple orgasms. Just one of the many reasons I have now been monogamous for 31 years.
@Battering Lamb
Congratulations! I’m very glad that it went so well for you!
Re: IUD insertion
Absolutely the worst thing I’ve ever felt.
Can’t speak for any other IUD owners, but it was so bad for me that I was literally screaming so loud that people came to check on what was going on… And I didn’t even scream when I dislocated my leg, walked on it for three days, and eventually had it forced back into it’s spot in a single movement.
@Lumipuna
The pool was designed for the mermaid show. They normally have some large fish I don’t know the name of. Sea turtles, sometimes seals, Angel fish I think their called. Some type of silver blue fish that schools. The turtles and seals like to see what wr are doing. We had that one thing that’s called the cow of the sea for a little while but she was old and past away last year. Her name was pearl and she liked to come say hi to us. Then they sometimes have a show where we swim with dolphins. That’s always fun. They like to play games
One more vote here for IUD insertion being fantastically painful. I never could use tampons regularly because they gave me hideous cramps. Well, the IUD gave me the same cramps. And started a menstrual flow that went for 3 weeks and only stopped when I went back and had the IUD removed.
Missus screamed loud enough I could hear her from outside the surgery. She never did get her IUD put in – hence the arrival of number 3.
And here I’ve had to argue with doctors who read me as male to get them to stop trying to anesthetize me and start stanching the bleeding from my hand before I went into shock again. (I have a rather unfortunate resistance to local anesthetics, dentistry is really no fun).
Lainy – OK, that’s impressive. I mean, the turtles and seals and the dolphin show.
@Battering Lamb I’ve really pleased for you.
Re IUD insertion – Mine wasn’t anything like that bad. Nowhere near as bad as stubbing my toe. I wonder if the difference comes form the patient, the doctor or the type of IUD?
I think this animated diagram was made to sell penis enlargement pills or cream or something of the sort.