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Misogynatomy Saturday: A NSFW gif that will baffle and terrify you

This is not the gif; it’s a different gif

Today in “That’s not how any of this works and also that’s not where the g-spot even is,” I present the following gif, which I found tucked away in the archives of the BadWomensAnatomy* subreddit.

Brace yourself, because this one is quite something.

Click here for the big ten-inch version of this horrible thing.

Clearly this isn’t something put together by a size queen, because a size queen would at least know the basics of her own anatomy. It’s obviously an incel thing, and I have to say I really don’t understand what compels incels to believe (and to try to convince everyone else to believe) that only hyper-endowed Chads can give women any sexual pleasure. I mean, it’s not only not true but it’s also a rather depressing way to think about the world. Incels are weird, man.

*Bad Cis Women’s Anatomy, anyway.

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Naglfar
Naglfar
1 month ago

I don’t have a vagina so I can’t speak from experience, but IIRC in studies where cis women are asked to select the ideal size for a dildo, they tend to pick around 6 inches (i.e. close to average, average being about 5.7in). And that’s even aside from how other research suggests that most people care far more about aspects other than size, and it’s mostly cishet men obsessing over dick size.

Also, this diagram seems to think there are 2 clits. What’s up with that?

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
1 month ago

If you browse that subreddit enough, you’ll notice that there is a recurring theme that too many people think that someone with a cervix is going to really enjoy getting that cervix rammed and/or actually penetrated on the regular. It comes back up over and over.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 month ago

@PoM
Is cervical penetration even possible? I had assumed the cervical os would be too small for a penis to enter unless in active childbirth.

Dalillama
1 month ago

Bad Cis Women’s Anatomy, anyway

I mean, it’s even worse trans women’s anatomy.

Lainy
Lainy
1 month ago

What did I just witness

otrame
otrame
1 month ago

@Nagifar

Unless you are about to have a baby, the cervix has a small opening. A very small opening. So no, you can’t penetrate it with a penis. Not even a pencil dick.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
1 month ago

Is cervical penetration even possible?

Not with a penis, no. It can certainly be penetrated with medical instruments, for instance if one is inserting an IUD, which is apparently something that can be incredibly painful or merely extremely uncomfortable but which never seems to warrant pain relief from the medical professional doing the insertion. Because why would a female-presenting individual ever want pain relief?

But no, these stories are not within the realm of reality.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 month ago

I’m mesmerized by the percentages going up and down. What are they even measuring?

It’s like those carnival attractions where you hit the thing with the sledgehammer and it taunts your puny efforts.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 month ago

@otrame, PoM
That’s what I thought, thank you for confirming.

@Buttercup

What are they even measuring?

I thought they were supposed to be measuring stimulation or maybe pleasure (not that those are the same thing). I would imagine the specific numbers came out of the gif creator’s ass. Speaking of which, some artist probably put time into creating this, but why? I just find it hard to believe someone had nothing better to do than make this.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 month ago

@Naglfar

I thought that too, but what does 28% stimulation even mean? There are so many variables, like pressure and lubrication and speed.

Also, can we take a moment to appreciate the footlong vagina in the diagram? Is the woman in question twelve feet tall?

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 month ago

@Buttercup

but what does 28% stimulation even mean? There are so many variables, like pressure and lubrication and speed.

It’s probably due to the MGTOW world view of everything as without nuance. That’s probably also why they think the best sex = pound as hard and fast as possible. Possibly TMI, but in my experience that’s usually not very good sex.

They might also be getting it from porn. Is there porn that shows percentage stimulation?

Crip Dyke
1 month ago

It is surprising to learn, after lo, these many years, that my fingers are more than 6 inches long. Weird. I guess I’ve seen a lot of scaled-down rulers in my day.

Robert Haynie
Robert Haynie
1 month ago

Lainy: What did I just witness

Well, as a guess, the main contender in the Academy Awards for “Greatest Fail in a Work of Animated Pornography”.

Lumipuna
Lumipuna
1 month ago

Also, this diagram seems to think there are 2 clits. What’s up with that?

IDK if “bulb of the vestibule” is technically a part of the clitoris, or something that actually surrounds the vaginal opening (hence two different “spots” near the opening), but that’s how it’s depicted.

I think they wanted to shoehorn some part of the clitoris into this model while attempting to portray the “normal” stimulation of the female genital area exclusively as vaginal penetration. AFAIK in reality it’s the G spot that is thought to be the optimal place for massaging the clitoral/urethral complex via the vaginal wall. There’s literally nothing more special in the G spot than that. However, that wouldn’t work if you wanted to portray the G spot as being located really deep up there.

The practical importance of the G spot may be generally overrated, at least among the men who have heard of it. This wishful thinking may partially stem from the male desire to be able to satisfy a woman by vaginal penetration alone. The author of this model clearly wants to portray the G spot as the main locus of stimulation, the main reason why you need to reach that deep, while assuming there’s no need for a specific stimulation technique, beyond getting up there and wallowing around.

Then they of course wanted to assert, on no particular evidence, that’ it’s even better if you can smash on cervix/back end of vaginal canal. Why, if you can reach that far, then being able to stimulate only the lower half of the vaginal canal pales into almost nothing in comparison. Meanwhile, being able to stimulate any of the woman’s external parts, from head to toe, apparently doesn’t even register.

occasional reader
occasional reader
1 month ago

Hmm, someone had read to much hentai, i suppose. Sadly, in some hentai comics, this kind of stuff is often presented : the “hero” (never a woman, of course) is so much endowed that his stick penetrates enough to reach the cervix, and his ejaculation even fills it. And the girl is always shown has being ecstatic when this happen. This is not mean to be realist (at least, for the Japanese audience), but it seems that some people still have difficulties to make the part between fantasy and reality.
Next, they would believe that Chad nurtures some tentacle monster in his basement…

Battering Lamb
Battering Lamb
1 month ago

It’s like those carnival attractions where you hit the thing with the sledgehammer and it taunts your puny efforts.

Pretty sure that is precisely the point, yes. Lends credence to this being an incel creation too.

Off-topic: I came out as trans to my parents yesterday. Was a bit scary, but they were very supportive and mostly a bit disappointed (if understanding) that I found it as scary as I did. Then my mom had a giggle over ‘having a daughter after all’ (I have three brothers), and looked forward to clothes-shopping when I’m at a point that I’m comfortable with that.

Pie
Pie
1 month ago

The original “artist” almost certainly found a pre-made anatomical diagram as a basis for their work which they then modified so as to shift the uterus right up in order to accomodate the giant cartoon dong. This isn’t ignorance of anatomy so much as willful denial… or perhaps fevered fantasising about a woman with a telescopic abdomen who gets longer as she gets aroused.

(also, the best things for hitting those happy spots, assuming you’re lucky enough to have them, are often not very penis-shaped at all. engineering with appropriate consumer feedback often triumphs over biology, especially biology that doesn’t involve consumer feedback…)

Last edited 1 month ago by Pie
Naglfar
Naglfar
1 month ago

@Battering Lamb
It’s good to hear that your parents are supportive. Good luck going forward with transitioning.

@Lumipuna
Upon further examination, the diagrams refer to that area as the bulb of the vestibule, which is part of the clitoral structure but different than the clitoral glans (and of which there are 2). Since I don’t have a vagina I will leave any comment re: stimulation of those to people who do have them.

@Pie
Another thing that seems really weird to me is how the artist seems to think the uterus moves inches upward when aroused. Not sure how this would happen.

Last edited 1 month ago by Naglfar
Lizzie
Lizzie
1 month ago

@BatteringLamb, that sounds like an excellent outcome with your parents, Yaay for you!

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
1 month ago

Warning for TMI: To reiterate what a few commenters mentioned here, concerning touching or entering the cervix: I had a procedure in a doctors office, awhile ago, where cells were taken from my uterine lining. The nurse used a very thin tool, about as big around as a strand of spaghetti, to enter my uteris through my cervix. It wasn’t any fun. The sensation was like having menstrual cramps. Also, the nurse was being very slow and gentle. The idea of something banging into my cervix, makes me cringe.

Of course, every woman is different, to a certain extent.

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 month ago

Something that just occurred to me is that this is unintentionally a great argument for sex toys, especially those penis sheath things, as that could give the sensation of a larger penis or provide better stimulation of the various locations.

Lainy
Lainy
1 month ago

So this large Aquarium I love near does this mermaid show ever summer, I got to be apart of it two years ago and tried for last year but covid hit. The aquarium is going to be opened this summer as far as things are going and I will be able to do the show again which is very exciting because that was one of the best little side jobs I’ve ever done.

I love teaching the kids ballet but I’m stull a performer at heart. Even though my joints are getting to much ware and tear to perform ballet anymore, Swimming is something that is incredibly easy to me. My bones aren’t very dense so I can swim really fast and pretty gracefully and there is nothing better then looking on the other side of the glass and seeing a bunch of little kids with astonished faces at the “mermaids!”

I’m so excited that I just had to share with you guys.

Viscaria, purveyor of briny slattern wine
Viscaria, purveyor of briny slattern wine
1 month ago

@Battering Lamb

I’m really glad coming out to your parents went so well. It’s nice to hear about good things happening and people treating each other with kindness. Thank you for sharing your story with us.

Last edited 1 month ago by Viscaria, purveyor of briny slattern wine
Lainy
Lainy
1 month ago

@battering lamb

I’m glad that it went well for you and that you were met with love and support.

Richard Gadsden
Richard Gadsden
1 month ago

I think this originates with people who have a small penis humiliation fetish rather than with incels

Battering Lamb
Battering Lamb
1 month ago

Thanks for the positive responses. So far everyone I came out to has been very supportive (I guess I choose my acquaintances well and had luck with the ones I didn’t choose), but having that trust confirmed is very nice. I had expected more skepticism as my presentation generally isn’t very feminine, but no. They just took my word for it, and any questions were more genuine curiosity. It was a very frank and open conversation. I do expect more pushback when I’m completely out (extended family and acquaintances), but at least I have a pretty stable group of people who have my back (my parents also told me I didn’t owe a justification to anyone, and I have their support in that). I wish everyone’s coming out went that smoothly.

Lollypop
Lollypop
1 month ago

Is it because of the profilieration of porn that the idea of what a big penis is has become ridiculous??? When I was a teenager people discussed 7 inches as being massive, 8 inches as a freakish outlier. The proportion of men that actually have a 10 inch penis must be, statistically speaking, basically zero?

Mind you, might just be more incel self-victimisation. If 10 inches is necessary for female pleasure how can they ever have a good relationship etc etc

Lainy
Lainy
1 month ago

@Lollypop

Yeah I think it’s a stupid porn trend. My husband is the largest I’ve been with and it actually makes sex more difficult because I need longer to be prepared. I’m also just a little person and he’s larger then I am. and he’s around 7 and a half inches. Any bigger and I would not be able to have sex with him, at least not the kind we like. any man that thinks that’s what the majority of women who have penis in vagina sex want, is very out of touch. All those I’ve talked with have spoke about wanting girth over length. but even that has it’s limit before it’s painful.

Lainy
Lainy
1 month ago

@battering lamb

I wish you nothing but happiness and success as you go forward as your trueself. And if any gives you crap about not presenting yourself feminine, just point out to them all the cis women who also don’t present themselves feminine and are still 100% women. I always hate that idea that trans women have to be hyper feminine to be considered women. the majority of people won’t tell a butch cis woman that’s she’s not a woman.

Lumipuna
Lumipuna
1 month ago

Battering Lamb – Congrats!

Lainy – That mermaid performance thing seems amazing as a concept (I’ve never seen one live). Do you do it in an actual aquarium tank with live animals? Can you enter the water out of audience’s view? I’m guessing it’s probably a sea aquarium, with rather salty and perhaps cold water?

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 month ago

@Lollypop

Is it because of the profilieration of porn that the idea of what a big penis is has become ridiculous???

Yes, it’s a porn thing. I think it’s because the presumed cishet male viewer wants to project themself onto the male performer and therefore wants to think of himself as having a big dick as a symbol of masculinity. I also seem to recall some research that shows that a lot of cishet men just really like looking at dicks for whatever reason.

The proportion of men that actually have a 10 inch penis must be, statistically speaking, basically zero?

I remember reading somewhere that less than 5% of cis men are over 7 inches, so probably almost none have 10 inch dicks. The main issue with finding average dick size though is that most studies tend to ask and most men seem to exaggerate, so studies that actually measure rather than asking seem to give an average length of about .5 inches to an inch less.

It’s also worth noting that according to an interview with the world record holder for penis size, it’s not very fun to have a foot long dick because he can’t get it in all the way and it’s hard to get fully erect.

Last edited 1 month ago by Naglfar
Lainy
Lainy
1 month ago

@Lumipuna

It is in sea water and it is with non dangerous animals yes. Their have a little hatch above that we come down into out of view from the crowd and it’s disorded by rocks so we can move in. The water does sting to get into your eyes but it’s not bad. We have breathing tubes hidden in some rocks out if site as well that we go over and get air from so we can stay under longer. Then there is a thing in an outdoor pool where the kids get to meet the mermaids. When I had my hair the natural red a lot of kids called me Ariel. It was really cute. Now that’s it’s black it might be like the sea with from Ariel now lol. It’s normal me and 5 other girls. It’s a lot of fun and i get to live out my childhood dream of being a mermaid

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
1 month ago

I stumbled across this Mama Doctor Jones video today, and I remembered it was an entertaining and educational examination of a Disney short film on menstruation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDA5z4z-8gM

Despite the flaws and shortcomings (tactfully pointed out by MDJ), it’s still more anatomically accurate than the GIF featured in this post.

I like that Mama Doctor Jones talks about how you can talk to your kids about menstruation and sex and pregnancy in a way that will work for you and your child. Empowering parents and patients FTW!

Battering Lamb
Battering Lamb
1 month ago

I like that Mama Doctor Jones talks about how you can talk to your kids about menstruation and sex and pregnancy in a way that will work for you and your child. Empowering parents and patients FTW!

That is indeed awesome!

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
1 month ago

@Battering Lamb

Mama Doctor Jones is a pretty awesome GYN educator, IMO. If I lived in College Station, I’d want to see if she’s accepting patients right now. Wouldn’t be surprised to learn she carries a full patient load – her YouTube presence aside, good doctors don’t have trouble getting patients thanks to word of mouth.

Lumipuna
Lumipuna
1 month ago

Lainy wrote:

All those I’ve talked with have spoke about wanting girth over length. but even that has it’s limit before it’s painful.

I find it slightly odd that penis size is seemingly always discussed in terms of length only. There seems to be this assumption that (a) girth scales proportionally to length, so you only need one measure, and length is the most obvious one b) women need to have the entire length of their vagina penetrated, as alleged in detail in the OP.

Meanwhile, men apparently don’t need to have the entire length of their penis embraced. Or rather, possible shortness of the vagina isn’t a concern because the people (particularly men) who discuss genital compatibility are primarily just seeking rationalizations for their intuitive idolization of large penises. Misogynist men especially refuse to consider or acknowledge that they might actually have to actively restrict their sex moves, instead of just letting the cervix stop them.

Vagina size is usually discussed in terms of tightness, usually with the assumption that, just like with penis length, there can’t be too much of the good thing. That’s commonly associated with the slut shaming mythology about “vaginal loosening”, and overall it seems to be largely just seeking rationalizations for slut shaming women. My understanding is that that excessive vaginal tightness (relative to penis girth) will hurt the vagina-person rather than the penis-person, and this is again something misogynist men refuse to consider or acknowledge.

Bluecat
Bluecat
1 month ago

@POM & @Naglfar – I believe that penetration of the cervix is entirely possible but causes massive damage, and often death.

Not at all sexy times.

Last edited 1 month ago by Bluecat
Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
1 month ago

@Battering Lamb

Awesome – I’m really glad it went well. 🙂

Naglfar
Naglfar
1 month ago

@Lumipuna

Misogynist men especially refuse to consider or acknowledge that they might actually have to actively restrict their sex moves, instead of just letting the cervix stop them.

I would imagine this is the case. They’re also neglecting their own pain: even though obviously there is more pain from cervix bashing for the person with a cervix, it can’t be all that fun to slam your erection into it over and over again.

Lumipuna
Lumipuna
1 month ago

Lainy:

Their have a little hatch above that we come down into out of view from the crowd and it’s disorded by rocks so we can move in. The water does sting to get into your eyes but it’s not bad. We have breathing tubes hidden in some rocks out if site as well that we go over and get air from so we can stay under longer.

Cool. Is this tank actually designed to accommodate mermaid shows, or is it just regular maintenance structures?

What kind of animals do they have? Do the animals usually avoid you, or rather come and see if you’re the food delivery person?

Last edited 1 month ago by Lumipuna
Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
1 month ago

@Lainy: I’m envious at how easy swimming is for you, that you’re even able to perform in shows, like Esther Williams back in the day. I’m nearsighted, and I just can’t see well enough to swim😞. I went to Hawaii about 8 years ago, and I tried to go snorkeling. There were 70 year old people who were more comfortable in the water than I was.

LindsayIrene
LindsayIrene
1 month ago

70s porn actor John Holmes claimed to be anywhere from 10 to 16 inches long. The women that worked with him said he didn’t get all the way hard and one compared it to having sex with a loofah. There’s a huuuuuuge gap between the fantasy and the reality of PIV with a monster-sized penis.

Dana C.
Dana C.
1 month ago

Having experienced a wider variety of dicks than the average woman — ~100 — I can claim some minor expertise.

All things being equal, a little bigger can be better than a little smaller, but all things are never equal. The most massive dick I’ve seen in person I did not measure, but I’m guessing over 8” long and 2” in diameter — was attached to a heavy-handed, over-eager 19-year old. No way was I letting it inside me. Ouch.

I’ve had slightly longer dicks, but less girth-y, and attached to men with better, uh, skills. Fun.

But the average dick — 5 1/2” – 6 1/2” works just fine, so long as the man it’s attached to and I have chemistry. I’ve never measured my husband, but he has a USSD (US Standard Dick), and has brought me to countless multiple orgasms. Just one of the many reasons I have now been monogamous for 31 years.

Cats In Shiny Hats
Cats In Shiny Hats
1 month ago

@Battering Lamb

Congratulations! I’m very glad that it went so well for you!

Re: IUD insertion
Absolutely the worst thing I’ve ever felt.
Can’t speak for any other IUD owners, but it was so bad for me that I was literally screaming so loud that people came to check on what was going on… And I didn’t even scream when I dislocated my leg, walked on it for three days, and eventually had it forced back into it’s spot in a single movement.

Lainy
Lainy
1 month ago

@Lumipuna

The pool was designed for the mermaid show. They normally have some large fish I don’t know the name of. Sea turtles, sometimes seals, Angel fish I think their called. Some type of silver blue fish that schools. The turtles and seals like to see what wr are doing. We had that one thing that’s called the cow of the sea for a little while but she was old and past away last year. Her name was pearl and she liked to come say hi to us. Then they sometimes have a show where we swim with dolphins. That’s always fun. They like to play games

Numenaster
Numenaster
1 month ago

One more vote here for IUD insertion being fantastically painful. I never could use tampons regularly because they gave me hideous cramps. Well, the IUD gave me the same cramps. And started a menstrual flow that went for 3 weeks and only stopped when I went back and had the IUD removed.

Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
1 month ago

Missus screamed loud enough I could hear her from outside the surgery. She never did get her IUD put in – hence the arrival of number 3.

Dalillama
1 month ago

And here I’ve had to argue with doctors who read me as male to get them to stop trying to anesthetize me and start stanching the bleeding from my hand before I went into shock again. (I have a rather unfortunate resistance to local anesthetics, dentistry is really no fun).

Last edited 1 month ago by Dalillama
Lumipuna
Lumipuna
1 month ago

Lainy – OK, that’s impressive. I mean, the turtles and seals and the dolphin show.

Sheila Crosby
Sheila Crosby
1 month ago

@Battering Lamb I’ve really pleased for you.

Re IUD insertion – Mine wasn’t anything like that bad. Nowhere near as bad as stubbing my toe. I wonder if the difference comes form the patient, the doctor or the type of IUD?

I think this animated diagram was made to sell penis enlargement pills or cream or something of the sort.