Today in “That’s not how any of this works and also that’s not where the g-spot even is,” I present the following gif, which I found tucked away in the archives of the BadWomensAnatomy* subreddit.
Brace yourself, because this one is quite something.
Click here for the big ten-inch version of this horrible thing.
Clearly this isn’t something put together by a size queen, because a size queen would at least know the basics of her own anatomy. It’s obviously an incel thing, and I have to say I really don’t understand what compels incels to believe (and to try to convince everyone else to believe) that only hyper-endowed Chads can give women any sexual pleasure. I mean, it’s not only not true but it’s also a rather depressing way to think about the world. Incels are weird, man.
*Bad Cis Women’s Anatomy, anyway.
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I don’t have a vagina so I can’t speak from experience, but IIRC in studies where cis women are asked to select the ideal size for a dildo, they tend to pick around 6 inches (i.e. close to average, average being about 5.7in). And that’s even aside from how other research suggests that most people care far more about aspects other than size, and it’s mostly cishet men obsessing over dick size.
Also, this diagram seems to think there are 2 clits. What’s up with that?
If you browse that subreddit enough, you’ll notice that there is a recurring theme that too many people think that someone with a cervix is going to really enjoy getting that cervix rammed and/or actually penetrated on the regular. It comes back up over and over.
@PoM
Is cervical penetration even possible? I had assumed the cervical os would be too small for a penis to enter unless in active childbirth.
I mean, it’s even worse trans women’s anatomy.
What did I just witness
@Nagifar
Unless you are about to have a baby, the cervix has a small opening. A very small opening. So no, you can’t penetrate it with a penis. Not even a pencil dick.
Not with a penis, no. It can certainly be penetrated with medical instruments, for instance if one is inserting an IUD, which is apparently something that can be incredibly painful or merely extremely uncomfortable but which never seems to warrant pain relief from the medical professional doing the insertion. Because why would a female-presenting individual ever want pain relief?
But no, these stories are not within the realm of reality.
I’m mesmerized by the percentages going up and down. What are they even measuring?
It’s like those carnival attractions where you hit the thing with the sledgehammer and it taunts your puny efforts.
@otrame, PoM
That’s what I thought, thank you for confirming.
@Buttercup
I thought they were supposed to be measuring stimulation or maybe pleasure (not that those are the same thing). I would imagine the specific numbers came out of the gif creator’s ass. Speaking of which, some artist probably put time into creating this, but why? I just find it hard to believe someone had nothing better to do than make this.
@Naglfar
I thought that too, but what does 28% stimulation even mean? There are so many variables, like pressure and lubrication and speed.
Also, can we take a moment to appreciate the footlong vagina in the diagram? Is the woman in question twelve feet tall?
@Buttercup
It’s probably due to the MGTOW world view of everything as without nuance. That’s probably also why they think the best sex = pound as hard and fast as possible. Possibly TMI, but in my experience that’s usually not very good sex.
They might also be getting it from porn. Is there porn that shows percentage stimulation?
It is surprising to learn, after lo, these many years, that my fingers are more than 6 inches long. Weird. I guess I’ve seen a lot of scaled-down rulers in my day.
Well, as a guess, the main contender in the Academy Awards for “Greatest Fail in a Work of Animated Pornography”.
IDK if “bulb of the vestibule” is technically a part of the clitoris, or something that actually surrounds the vaginal opening (hence two different “spots” near the opening), but that’s how it’s depicted.
I think they wanted to shoehorn some part of the clitoris into this model while attempting to portray the “normal” stimulation of the female genital area exclusively as vaginal penetration. AFAIK in reality it’s the G spot that is thought to be the optimal place for massaging the clitoral/urethral complex via the vaginal wall. There’s literally nothing more special in the G spot than that. However, that wouldn’t work if you wanted to portray the G spot as being located really deep up there.
The practical importance of the G spot may be generally overrated, at least among the men who have heard of it. This wishful thinking may partially stem from the male desire to be able to satisfy a woman by vaginal penetration alone. The author of this model clearly wants to portray the G spot as the main locus of stimulation, the main reason why you need to reach that deep, while assuming there’s no need for a specific stimulation technique, beyond getting up there and wallowing around.
Then they of course wanted to assert, on no particular evidence, that’ it’s even better if you can smash on cervix/back end of vaginal canal. Why, if you can reach that far, then being able to stimulate only the lower half of the vaginal canal pales into almost nothing in comparison. Meanwhile, being able to stimulate any of the woman’s external parts, from head to toe, apparently doesn’t even register.
Hmm, someone had read to much hentai, i suppose. Sadly, in some hentai comics, this kind of stuff is often presented : the “hero” (never a woman, of course) is so much endowed that his stick penetrates enough to reach the cervix, and his ejaculation even fills it. And the girl is always shown has being ecstatic when this happen. This is not mean to be realist (at least, for the Japanese audience), but it seems that some people still have difficulties to make the part between fantasy and reality.
Next, they would believe that Chad nurtures some tentacle monster in his basement…
Pretty sure that is precisely the point, yes. Lends credence to this being an incel creation too.
Off-topic: I came out as trans to my parents yesterday. Was a bit scary, but they were very supportive and mostly a bit disappointed (if understanding) that I found it as scary as I did. Then my mom had a giggle over ‘having a daughter after all’ (I have three brothers), and looked forward to clothes-shopping when I’m at a point that I’m comfortable with that.
The original “artist” almost certainly found a pre-made anatomical diagram as a basis for their work which they then modified so as to shift the uterus right up in order to accomodate the giant cartoon dong. This isn’t ignorance of anatomy so much as willful denial… or perhaps fevered fantasising about a woman with a telescopic abdomen who gets longer as she gets aroused.
(also, the best things for hitting those happy spots, assuming you’re lucky enough to have them, are often not very penis-shaped at all. engineering with appropriate consumer feedback often triumphs over biology, especially biology that doesn’t involve consumer feedback…)
@Battering Lamb
It’s good to hear that your parents are supportive. Good luck going forward with transitioning.
@Lumipuna
Upon further examination, the diagrams refer to that area as the bulb of the vestibule, which is part of the clitoral structure but different than the clitoral glans (and of which there are 2). Since I don’t have a vagina I will leave any comment re: stimulation of those to people who do have them.
@Pie
Another thing that seems really weird to me is how the artist seems to think the uterus moves inches upward when aroused. Not sure how this would happen.
@BatteringLamb, that sounds like an excellent outcome with your parents, Yaay for you!
Warning for TMI: To reiterate what a few commenters mentioned here, concerning touching or entering the cervix: I had a procedure in a doctors office, awhile ago, where cells were taken from my uterine lining. The nurse used a very thin tool, about as big around as a strand of spaghetti, to enter my uteris through my cervix. It wasn’t any fun. The sensation was like having menstrual cramps. Also, the nurse was being very slow and gentle. The idea of something banging into my cervix, makes me cringe.
Of course, every woman is different, to a certain extent.
Something that just occurred to me is that this is unintentionally a great argument for sex toys, especially those penis sheath things, as that could give the sensation of a larger penis or provide better stimulation of the various locations.
So this large Aquarium I love near does this mermaid show ever summer, I got to be apart of it two years ago and tried for last year but covid hit. The aquarium is going to be opened this summer as far as things are going and I will be able to do the show again which is very exciting because that was one of the best little side jobs I’ve ever done.
I love teaching the kids ballet but I’m stull a performer at heart. Even though my joints are getting to much ware and tear to perform ballet anymore, Swimming is something that is incredibly easy to me. My bones aren’t very dense so I can swim really fast and pretty gracefully and there is nothing better then looking on the other side of the glass and seeing a bunch of little kids with astonished faces at the “mermaids!”
I’m so excited that I just had to share with you guys.
@Battering Lamb
I’m really glad coming out to your parents went so well. It’s nice to hear about good things happening and people treating each other with kindness. Thank you for sharing your story with us.
@battering lamb
I’m glad that it went well for you and that you were met with love and support.
I think this originates with people who have a small penis humiliation fetish rather than with incels