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On this election day eve, 4chan’s /pol/ board is awash in Trumpmania, with the president’s fans calling on fellow anons to do everything they possibly can to support their beloved leader.
“I FUCKING MEAN IT, POL!” shouts one anon.
GIVE PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ENERGY!! NOW!!!
“DONNIE MAY HAVE ALL OF ME FOR THE WIN OF OUR LIFETIME” agrees another.
Still another anon takes it one step further:
TRUMP win babay!!!
…lord Jesus Christ, we know you are the only son of God.
And here Lord, we remain in your service.
ALL we saints in battle, the banners of your army, your messenger Kek.
K E K
K. WILLS IT.
But not everyone on /pol/ is a Trumpist. One anon has a suggestion for a write-in vote:
If you write in N*gger the poll workers are required to write it on the 4 canvass statements in the write in area and one gets posted on the door of the building, often a school.
Not sure that is technically true.
And there are even a few anons who are voting Biden. Alas, they are also complete assholes. Take this angry anon who’s not exactly a fan of Trump or his supporters.
“You people are literally retarded cucks for thinking Trump gives a fuck about any of you uneducated f*ggots,” he begins, following up this dramatic intro with a giant wall of slur-ridden text.
You people are shooting yourselves in the foot on some bitch ass paranoid “BIG GOVERNMENT SCARY CRY CRY CRY” gay shit. … Trump is a fucking TV SHOW HOST You fucking f*ggot ass retards! He’s playing you all like a bunch of fucking bitch ass husbands letting a bull blow loads into your wife while you jack your shit in the corner and wait for opportunity to suck daddy trumps cum out.
Someone has been watching a lot of porn. Like, a lot.
It’s fuckin gay as hell.
Well, it’s certainly not everybody’s cup of tea, but it strikes me as a lot more heterosexual than it is gay.
It’s hard to watch people who use to be tough and do shit to stand up for people be revealed as a bunch of fucking pussies on their knees waiting to take a load in the mouth and that all the f*ggots on the left actually have more a spine and love for this country.
Someone is a little bit obsessed with male ejaculate, huh?
You people are fucking bitch made pussies and you have no LITERALLY NO right to say you represent my country.
The copy editor in my head changed that to “bitch-made pussies.”
You people are a bunch of weak willed cucks who would have died along the fucking oregon trail because you’d be too busy pissing your pants cause ERRR LIBTARD BAD WAAHHHHH.
It’s a little strange to bring Oregon Trail into it at this point but, hey, at least it’s better than a couple more slurs.
Grow the fuck up. This isn’t a TV show. This is real fucking life. Let the fucking adults run the show. Not a bunch of ad agencies. There’s a reason why people with education don’t vote for this f*ggot. because he’s fucking retarded and you fucking people are falling for it.
Yeah, yeah, we get it.
Fucking Qanon shit. Are you fucking serious?! How good Obama’s economy must have been to make the country so fucking financially secure that you f*ggots get to sit at your house and jack off to hentai and write thought pieces about how you’re so much better off than the tumblr all while a bunch of actual adults are taking care of the country for you to do so.
GOd help me if you f*ggots don’t vote for Biden tomorrow. You start letting the government crumble you beta f*ggots are going to be the fucking first to go. I promise you that. Vote Biden or you’re a f*ggot.
If we set aside the raging homophobia and ableism and toxic masculinity for a moment, I think he’s got a few good points buried in there. I mean, it’s true that Trump is a former game show host who has no idea what he’s doing. It’s true that Trump doesn’t give a shit about his supporters or, really, anyone who isn’t him. It’s true that QAnon is stupefyingly nonsensical. He might have a point with that Oregon Trail shit.
But I can’t imagine this blistering, slur-happy attack on Trump and his fans swaying any Trump votes. Calling someone a “f*ggot” is rarely going to win over any hearts or minds. Maybe if he repeats it a few dozen more times.