I‘m becoming somewhat addicted to the Ask The Red Pill subreddit; it’s such an amazing mixture of bad ideas and weird insecurities, a place where earnest Red Pill ideologues offer relationship advice to men who really shouldn’t be in relationships of any kind.
Today, let’s look at one recent advice-seeker called bluefingerblue who’s hit the bottom because he’s not hitting any bottoms. He posts his query under the enigmatic title “Scarcity mentality about a specific thing my ex-LTR brought to the table – any advice?”
That specific thing she brought to the table? Turns out it was her butthole.
Mr. Finger begins by noting that he and his long-term girlfriend had recently parted ways. But it’s no biggie, he insists.
Broke up with an LTR two weeks ago. Whatever no big deal. … I’m better off without her and didn’t even necessarily even want to be in the relationship in the first place. Was more of a test drive to practice LTR frame / game during covid.
Yeah, that’s the ticket. It was all a big experiment. I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Been seeing one new girl and in the process of spinning up new plates. I’ve gone no contact with ex-LTR and feeling good about my abundance; however, there’s one specific exception.
Also, there are time-management issues.
I spent months prepping and training my ex-LTR for anal. By the end, she loved it and it was a nice little spice of variety in my sex life.
The issue is I’m experiencing a bit of scarcity mentality when it comes to anal.
But, but, it’s not that big of a deal, really.
It’s not like I don’t think I’ll ever be able to find someone who’s down for it again.
That said, I know it will probably take months to go through that prepping and training process with someone who’s never done it before, and typically the type of girls I see haven’t.
But he wants butt NOW!
How should I think about this? How should I fight off scarcity mentality on this specific issue? Like I don’t want to get back together with my ex, but I do want to rail out her ass again lol.
It’s like he’s got oneitis for her ass.
Except I feel weak and beta for even having those thoughts.
Poor fella. How will he ever be able to KEEP FRAME.
And it’s exasperated [sic] by the fact I know I probably could get her to smash again without commitment by making the first move, but I don’t want to do that for obvious reasons.
Any tips, advice or pointers to address my scarcity mentality on this issue? Thanks lads.
Yeah, here’s a tip. Stop pretending it’s all about your ex’s ass. You’re depressed because you broke up with someone who was a huge part of your life, and you miss her — or at least miss the closeness. This is normal, even if the person you broke up with wasn’t right for you. Allow yourself to have some actual feelings, dude. Feelings that aren’t about ass.
While one commenters gave him some standard Red Pill terrible advice — advising him to go ahead and get back in touch with his ex for the purposes of ass-railing — there were a few reminding him that anal sex is not necessarily the rare and magical thing he seems to think it is. Others were more cynical.
“Wow, you’re the first anal widow we’ve ever had here,” one wrote. “Welcome.”
Of course, none of the commenters suggested that he was actually having feelings about his ex — and not just her ass. Because this is the Red Pill, baby, where emotions are for betas,, where grown men refer to their more casual girlfriends as “plates,” and where it’s better to be an anal widow than to admit that maybe you miss your ex.
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