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“Cats are the real Jews,” confused 4Channer argues

4Channers are forever coming up with new and exciting ways to be antisemitic. Here’s an Anon on 4Chan’s /pol/ board who has managed to work his hatred of cats into the equation:

I hate cats. They're the real Jews. They do not love, they are parasites that infect their host for their own gain. Dogs can easily be trained to work for the hosts gain, and even when they're only trained to be social symbols, they help families bond.

I like that even this guy’s defense of dogs is based on a creepy utilitarianism; he misses the point of having dogs as completely as he misses the point of having cats.

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Sandra Regina
Sandra Regina
4 years ago

I have seen a meme floating around my social that basically says Cats Teach Consent. As someone who fosters stray cats – this is 100% true. 🙂
Maybe that’s why misogynists hate cats so much.

Katherine the Adequate
Katherine the Adequate
4 years ago

Lukas Xavier: I don’t know, maybe torture him. Hubs said the guy did ‘things’ to cats when he was younger. Shudder.

Last edited 4 years ago by Katherine the Adequate
Naglfar
Naglfar
4 years ago

@Threp

You’d think channers would be in favour of all that.

They probably don’t like cats because cats aren’t delusional racist assholes. I don’t have too much experience with cats, but to the best of my knowledge they don’t spend much time online ranting about how much they hate minorities.

C.A.Collins
C.A.Collins
4 years ago

Okay, then. I don’t dislike cats; they just make me sneeze, which is one of the reasons I have dogs instead, but I’ve yet to see a circumcised cat.
Maybe the OP has?

C.A.Collins
C.A.Collins
4 years ago

All kidding aside, it’s like the OP failed to understand the usage of cats in rodent control.

Podkayne Lives
Podkayne Lives
4 years ago

@Naglfar The Rabbi’s Cat is great. Joann Sfar is amazing.

Hambeast
Hambeast
4 years ago

The behavior of our cats would seem to indicate that they at least like us a lot; they seek attention* from us on a daily basis.

My conclusion is that cats can be well-disposed towards humans and are smart enough to avoid people who hate them.

tl;dr Cats do love, they just don’t love the OP!

*the attention/affection seeking behavior is very markedly different from food-seeking behavior with these two, as well.

Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
4 years ago

@Hambeast

Yep. One of ours is a feral who got into the habit of dropping in for food (The big one tolerates him – mostly). He’s still fairly wild and not one for being petted, but he’ll sometimes come in, eat, then sit in the door between the kitchen and lounge for an hour, just for the company. Purrs a bit when you talk to him, too.

Moon Custafer
Moon Custafer
4 years ago

I dunno, this cat definitely appears to be Muslim:
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Kereea
Kereea
4 years ago

By this standard my mom’s puppy is more Jewish than my dog.
Also it’s a dumb standard

Victorious Parasol
4 years ago

Mr. Parasol and I love each and every one of our cats, including the ones no longer with us.

My only other contribution right now is to share a new slang term I heard: rat-licker. It means “someone who isn’t being careful during a pandemic,” as in not wearing a mask or indulging in other behavior that is about as sensible as licking a plague rat.

NautaliaC
NautaliaC
4 years ago

And don’t even get me started on rabbits, those marxists know what they’ve done.

All that aside I would love to get a bunny and a kitty and raise them together. It’s been too long since I’ve had an animal friend in my life.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 years ago

@NautaliaC

And don’t even get me started on rabbits, those marxists know what they’ve done.

And ant farms. Communism in a box, I tell you.

Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

@Katherine the Adequate:

Lukas Xavier: I don’t know, maybe torture him. Hubs said the guy did ‘things’ to cats when he was younger. Shudder.

It’s very common for people who take pleasure from cruelty to animals to also be violent or sexually abusive towards people. But I’m sure it’s perfectly fine that this guy is a Catholic priest, a group who famously never abuse their power.

NautaliaC
NautaliaC
4 years ago

And ant farms. Communism in a box, I tell you.

And they’re underground society that they’ve been building up for years? Ant farm owners are just virtue signaling to the mass conspiracy.

nobody
nobody
4 years ago

@Snowberry

I found myself largely agreeing with libertarianism (american sense of the term) in the abstract, and actually voted for some libertarians when I was 19. But when I got deeper into politics, I found that I disagreed with basically everything about them.

That’s because the modern big L Libertarian party was always a bunch of racist grifters trying to repackage a Neo Confederate race war for a new audience. The party virtually lost it’s left wing overnight in 2008 when Ron Paul’s racist newsletters came back into the public eye. Most left libs has no clue.

On paper Libertarianism appears to be a “reasonable” philosophy because it has a lot of “stopped clock” points. But any attempt to apply it reveals it’s Social Darwinist roots.

Anyone calling themselves a Libertarian today is either too young/privileged to know better, a naive fool or a closet racist/white supremacist too cowardly to come out and admit it.

Tldr, they’re a bunch of lying, racist grifters.

nobody
nobody
4 years ago

Oh, and IIRC, Hitler hated cats. Make of that what you will.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
4 years ago

Hitler was also a vegetarian. Reading too much into his habit isn’t particulary fruitful.

TBH thoses assholes hate everything, they just need to come up with reasons for each. I don’t think they like dogs much given that the dogpill is a thing.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 years ago

@Ohlmann

I don’t think they like dogs much given that the dogpill is a thing.

They appear to be horrible abusive dog owners.

Last edited 4 years ago by Naglfar
Dalillama
Dalillama
4 years ago

@NautaliaC
We raised a rat with our dog and now they’re besties and cuddle and play together.

NautaliaC
NautaliaC
4 years ago

We raised a rat with our dog and now they’re besties and cuddle and play together.

@Dalillama
I love rodents and that sounds particularly adorable. Though, I didn’t have that experience with my childhood cat and my hamster. However, my hamster did have a wild ride one night as she got out of her cage, gathered a wad of toilet paper, went downstairs and made a nest behind a cabinet. Our cat didn’t lift a paw.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

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Last edited 4 years ago by Alan Robertshaw
Dalillama
Dalillama
4 years ago

Here’s a pic:

NautaliaC
NautaliaC
4 years ago

I’m glad this turned wholesome really quick. Thanks for this!

moregeekthan
moregeekthan
4 years ago

My daughter and I used to have pet rats. They were the absolute best, even it they’d occasionally chew something I’d rather they hadn’t.