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“Cats are the real Jews,” confused 4Channer argues

4Channers are forever coming up with new and exciting ways to be antisemitic. Here’s an Anon on 4Chan’s /pol/ board who has managed to work his hatred of cats into the equation:

I hate cats. They're the real Jews. They do not love, they are parasites that infect their host for their own gain. Dogs can easily be trained to work for the hosts gain, and even when they're only trained to be social symbols, they help families bond.

I like that even this guy’s defense of dogs is based on a creepy utilitarianism; he misses the point of having dogs as completely as he misses the point of having cats.

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Naglfar
Naglfar
4 years ago

The connection of Jews and cats reminds me vaguely of the graphic novel series The Rabbi’s Cat, which tells the tales and lessons of an Algerian Rabbi’s pet cat. It’s been a while since I read it, but I remember it as being much better than weird 4chan posts.

Demidevl
Demidevl
4 years ago

My dad always told me that people who irrationally/are overly vocal about their hate for cats tend to also hate women and/or want to control them. Good advice. (Disliking cats is fine; he meant people who make a big deal out of their hate). Apparently this also transfers to being antisemitic…

Last edited 4 years ago by Demidevl
Miri
Miri
4 years ago

If cats are the real Jews, then am I a fake Jew?

Snowberry
Snowberry
4 years ago

People who don’t think highly of pets generally make terrible parents. (That doesn’t mean that having a pet is for everyone – one can think well of the idea of having a pet while also not desiring to have one.) I’d think that people who have a purely utilitarian view of pets also treat their children as servants or trophies.

As a side note, when I was much, much younger, I found myself largely agreeing with libertarianism (american sense of the term) in the abstract, and actually voted for some libertarians when I was 19. But when I got deeper into politics, I found that I disagreed with basically everything about them. It was so surprising that I shared a lot of the same political goals while finding the philosophy, methodology, and seeming entitlement of the typical libertarian to be grotesque. Same thing happened later on with philosophical utilitarianism. I largely agreed with the goals of utilitarianism in the abstract, but most of the actual believers in it? The ones I’ve seen have overly narrow views of other people’s experiences and seem to be missing the point, of, well, everything. It turns out that there’s a good reason why people make fun of it.

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 years ago

@Miri
If so, that makes 2 of us, I’m not a cat either. I can’t even have a cat because I’m allergic.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
4 years ago

“Why is this napping spot different from all other napping spots?”

Ooble
Ooble
4 years ago

These people should not be allowed near animals.

Banananananana dakry: still fat and deranged
Banananananana dakry: still fat and deranged
4 years ago

@Ooble

Hell, these people should not be allowed near other people.

banned@4chan.org
4 years ago

Did someone, anyone call him out for this? 4chan has 99 problems, but being anything less than adoring of cats usually ain’t one

EDIT: Wow, not only are there zero replies, but I think you buried the lede with yet another person attempting to pathologize any difference of opinion.

Last edited 4 years ago by [email protected]
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Wasn’t there another post like this a year or two ago? Right wingers/misogynists really are jealous of cats, aren’t they?

Naglfar
Naglfar
4 years ago

@WWTH
This one?

Katherine the Adequate
Katherine the Adequate
4 years ago

I heard cat haters tend to be misogynists, too. I know a really weird dude who’s a Catholic priest. He’s a friend of my husband. When he was visiting and my cat walked in, this guy chased the cat all over the living room. I had to put the cat in another room. He also didn’t like women very much.

Last edited 4 years ago by Katherine the Adequate
KindaSortaHarmless
KindaSortaHarmless
4 years ago

iirc, Hitler himself preferred dogs to cats because of their loyalty.

Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
4 years ago

@[email protected]

Did someone, anyone call him out for this? 4chan has 99 problems, but being anything less than adoring of cats usually ain’t one

EDIT: Wow, not only are there zero replies, but I think you buried the lede with yet another person attempting to pathologize any difference of opinion.

I’ve owned cats all my life and I would gladly gas you and everyone you know. Hypothesis squash.

Well, I did spot the above retort, but I can’t actually get behind it. There might be other rebukes, but there’s only so much of the fine gentlemen at that fine website that I can take.

Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
4 years ago

I hate cats.

In other news, water is wet.

an autistic giraffe
an autistic giraffe
4 years ago

How about other pets? Ferrets I think are Romani maybe? Budgies obviously are Sikhs. Guinea Pigs are Native Americans etc

an autistic giraffe
an autistic giraffe
4 years ago

OT but something I think should be said, it’s the anniversary of hurricane Maria soon, one of the worst Hurricanes to hit the USA, with much of the three thousand some deaths being the result of Trump’s incompetent handling of the crisis. I think white liberals like me have been too forgetful of that (I only remembered because of happenstance) and I think we should make a point to stop forgetting and hold Trump accountable.

occasional reader
occasional reader
4 years ago

Are there cat mitzvah ?

Lollypop
Lollypop
4 years ago

This is my cat during the summer heatwave. She’s may lack utilitarian value in that she’s pretty rubbish at catching things (bonus, in my book) but what a BEAUT she is.

Also regarding cats and religion, they were famously adored by Muslim scholars, and appear in old paintings with them.

Big Titty Demon
Big Titty Demon
4 years ago

Aww, I love my little Jew parasite, even if he doesn’t love me at all and has infected me for his own gain. I don’t care, I’m happy to be infected. Whatta baybeeee *smooches him*

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
4 years ago

I think they never had a pet cat. Cats are actually quite social, mostly because we human bred that into them. And the domestication of cat wasn’t done for the benefit of cat anyhow …

@Nagflar :the rabbi’s cat is one of the pillar of modern french comic. Saying it’s better than weird 4chan posts isn’t saying much, it’s similar to saying that a meal in a 4 star restaurant is better than eating mold from the sewer.

Lukas Xavier
Lukas Xavier
4 years ago

When he was visiting and my cat walked in, this guy chased the cat all over the living room.

I’m almost afraid to ask: What was he planning to do if he caught it?

Trying
Trying
4 years ago

Remember when someone called them “the purring Jew”?

I’m not surprised by this in the slightest. Cats (are more likely to) require consent. And we know what these people think of consent.

Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
4 years ago

Weird. Cats are independant, do what they want, take or leave people as they wish, affectionate at times of their own choosing, yet mostly content with their own company.

You’d think channers would be in favour of all that.

(Seems from the thread that most of the ones replying are, and OP is an arsehole even by their standards)

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