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“Cats are the real Jews,” confused 4Channer argues

4Channers are forever coming up with new and exciting ways to be antisemitic. Here’s an Anon on 4Chan’s /pol/ board who has managed to work his hatred of cats into the equation:

I hate cats. They're the real Jews. They do not love, they are parasites that infect their host for their own gain. Dogs can easily be trained to work for the hosts gain, and even when they're only trained to be social symbols, they help families bond.

I like that even this guy’s defense of dogs is based on a creepy utilitarianism; he misses the point of having dogs as completely as he misses the point of having cats.

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Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
4 years ago

Naglfar, one is very vocal, and that’s purrrrrfect!

Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
4 years ago

Like, what would be the rituals in the Catholic Church?

Our church has a full time mouser, Thomas Aquinas (who’s a short haired grey female, but eh, her name still fits her.).

She’s rather fond of wandering in and laying in front of the altar during Mass, so she thinks the current level of devotion to herself is just about right. 🙂

vaiyt
4 years ago

People who think cats are incapable of love just haven’t managed to make friends with a cat and think it’s their fault.