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Incel Potpourri: The Incestpill, interchangeable LEGO women, and the joys of being a dog

By David Futrelle

It’s Three-for-one Tuesday today (is that a thing?) as I bring you not one, not two, but three soul-crushingly horrible items from the Incels.co fourms.

So enjoy, I guess?

Let’s start with the virgin who wants to fuck his sister.

INCESTPILL

“Why is this forum not ready to accept the incestpill yet,” asks an incel calling himself Total Imbecile.

Its like you guys swallow every pill so easily but when when the incestpill is brought up half the users here spit it back out

The thing is Im a virgin and my sister is a very young and nubile looking 20 year old

Jesus Christ dude.

Im obviously not suicidal enough to actively pursue her but fuck me if I wouldnt grope her a bit or make out with her or even fuck her if I ever get the chance

“B-but muh siblings growing up repulsion theory” or whatever its called

Isnt this the whole point of marrying your HS sweetheart? That you grow up and grow old togerther

Not to mention that my sisters and I arent even that close, like wed interact with each other cause we live in the same house but those interactions would always have 0 depth so they might as well be strangers to me tbh

Maybe some of you guys just dont want to admit it idk

Or maybe his fellow incels have somehow managed to retain enough of their basic humanity that they understand the reasons for the incest taboo? Maybe they have some small sliver of morality left in their otherwise wretched souls?

INTERCHANGEABLE LEGO WOMEN

Based on his observations of women at his job in a bookstore, one incel bravely concludes that all women are basically the same and that no one should care about them.

“[B]y working in a bookshop I’ve seen hundreds of women in the last month and I’ve reach the point where I can barely notice any personal/individual trait,” writes The Reaper.

it’s like lego: an endlessly slightly different combination of the same pieces(legs,asses,eyes etc.) but there’s nothing that can be consider really unique, nothing that can’t be found in hundreds of other women.

I think what’s going on here is what they call depersonalization. And that’s not a healthy way to look at the world.

once you’re over the phase of considering women special,all that’s left is the desire of sex, and that’s honestly the only thing that’s worth pursuing.

if you don’t believe me ask yourself this:

“why is chad leaving women for which you would kill your entire family?”.

if these angels/special beings really existed chad would not left them.

So the fact that Chads break up with hot women (or maybe get dumped by them) means that all women are basically identical? That’s quite a leap there, skipper.

Oh, but things get worse.

IT’S FUN BEING A DOG

One dogpill-believing incel reflects on what he sees as the joys of being a dog in the world of today.

“Anyone else wishes they were a dog?” wonders Lv99_BixNood.

It might be best to stop reading this post right about now.

Well, ok, you’ve chosen to continue. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Lv99_BixNood, take it away:

While we are rotting, dogs are out there living the chad life. Tongue kissing prime teen girls, lapping up peanut butter from their pussy, humping their legs and pumping them full of dog sperm. Jfl if you are not a dog in 2020.

Ew ew ew ew. Sorry to ruin your dinner or perhaps your entire day.

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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

incestpill

Sigh.

The thing is Im a virgin and my sister is a very young and nubile looking 20 year old

Good to know V.C. Andrews characters exist in real life.

Alan Robertshaw
3 months ago

“Anyone else wishes they were a dog?”

Well, I am always up for a walk and a biscuit.

Kevin
Kevin
3 months ago

@ Alan

Not up for the early (snip – snip) visit to he vet myself.

Lizzie
Lizzie
3 months ago

Dropped my phone laughing at that, Alan. Maybe the best test is- if you saw a rotting carcass, would you roll in it?

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 months ago

Im obviously not suicidal enough to actively pursue her but fuck me if I wouldnt grope her a bit or make out with her or even fuck her if I ever get the chance

So if she seduces you, you certainly wouldn’t say no. Is that because it would be rude.

“B-but muh siblings growing up repulsion theory” or whatever its called

You’re not really familiar with that line of thinking, huh.

Isnt this the whole point of marrying your HS sweetheart? That you grow up and grow old togerther

Sure, having sex with your sister is just like marrying your high school sweetheart. Many fine people say this.

Not to mention that my sisters and I arent even that close, like wed interact with each other cause we live in the same house but those interactions would always have 0 depth so they might as well be strangers to me tbh

Wait, which is it. Would having sex with your sister be just like marrying your high school sweetheart. Or would it be just like having sex with a stranger.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 months ago

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Off topic: Melania Trump tonight at the RNC

I feel like I’ve seen this outfit before. Oh yeah, it looks like the jacket she wore to the immigrant children’s detention center at the US-Mexico border. The jacket that had a message scrawled on its back: I Really Don’t Care. Do U?

Ariblester
3 months ago

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile wrote on
August 25, 2020 at 11:26 pm:

Isnt this the whole point of marrying your HS sweetheart? That you grow up and grow old togerther

Sure, having sex with your sister is just like marrying your high school sweetheart. Many fine people say this.

Not to mention that my sisters and I arent even that close, like wed interact with each other cause we live in the same house but those interactions would always have 0 depth so they might as well be strangers to me tbh

Wait, which is it. Would having sex with your sister be just like marrying your high school sweetheart. Or would it be just like having sex with a stranger.

I think his reasoning is
“close sibling relationship : high-school sweetheart :: distant sibling relationship : stranger”, so either way it is justified in his mind.

Robert Haynie
Robert Haynie
3 months ago

if you don’t believe me ask yourself this:

“why is chad leaving women for which you would kill your entire family?”.

Um… he’s not?

Because– and I mean this in the best possible way– I have never met a woman who inspired any impulses towards familicide.

Lumipuna
Lumipuna
3 months ago

WWTH:

Sigh.

I first read “incelpill” and felt comfortable not quite knowing what to expect.

Ariblester
3 months ago

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile wrote on
August 25, 2020 at 11:43 pm:

http://footwearnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/melania-trump-rnc-2.jpg?w=700&h=437&crop=1

Off topic: Melania Trump tonight at the RNC

I feel like I’ve seen this outfit before. Oh yeah, it looks like the jacket she wore to the immigrant children’s detention center at the US-Mexico border. The jacket that had a message scrawled on its back: I Really Don’t Care. Do U?

It’s mostly the olive drab color:
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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Maybe the best test is- if you saw a rotting carcass, would you roll in it?

Or – do you eat cat poops out of the litter box?

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
3 months ago

https://www.dailykos.com/story/2018/6/25/1775347/-When-a-Jacket-Isn-t-Just-a-Jacket-The-Fascist-Message-of-I-Don-t-Care

Long story short: it resonates, probably as an intentional dogwhistle, with a slogan used by Mussolini’s blackshirts in 1930s Italy.

The jacket in the RNC picture is different, though, and seems designed to resemble a military uniform, or part of one.

Big Titty Demon
Big Titty Demon
3 months ago

@Lumipuna

I first read “incelpill” and felt comfortable not quite knowing what to expect.

Me too! Then I was like, wait, what, it’s incest??? Then I realised I read it wrong the first time and felt like I had not given myself the proper mental hardening lead time for that bullshit…

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 months ago

Somehow the picture of Melania at the RNC was visible while I was writing my post, but then it disappeared. That’s a new one for me, so I’m gonna go with poster error.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
3 months ago

AFAIK, the sibling repulsion only happen if they are socialized together early on. Humans tend to have a bias to find people who look like themselves attractive, so a lack of socialization can easily lead to incest.

Of course, the social taboo should still say them that it’s bad. Someone with decent morals could say he is attracted to his sister but won’t act on it ; it take an incel to say, litteraly, “fuck that”.

Lumipuna
Lumipuna
3 months ago

TMI full disclosure:

I don’t quite wish to be a dog, but I do like sometimes roleplaying as one. Having an “owner” for those occasions would be nice; even better if she were a woman and a regular life partner. (BTW, surprisingly many human puppy players are gay men)

Partnered puppy play may on may not involve actual sex, as in something conventionally understood as such. It may not even be sexually suggestive, as in involving nudity/elaborate fetish gear or relatively intimate petting (pun intended). Typically, it is a sexual experience for the puppy (and often the owner), sometimes not, although this distinction can be highly ambiguous. (For the purpose of my point below, I’m establishing a distinction between outward vs. inward sexual expression)

A purist might say that actual (outward) sex is not an element of puppy play, but rather something you might choose to mix with puppy play. This is because in our common perception, sex is indeed not a normal part of human-dog relationships. Likewise, human puppy play is often outwardly relatively nonsexual, perhaps less sexual than popular stereotypes might suggest. The more outwardly sexual sort of puppy play has more mainstream appeal and tends to be better represented in porn etc.

My point here is that some of these “dogpill” ranters seem to imagine a typical dog-human relationship as being outwardly more sexual than a typical puppy play session actually is. Which is kinda ironic, I guess, considering that puppy play is commonly classified as sexual play and actual dog ownership isn’t.

Pie
Pie
3 months ago

Lv99_BixNood

Huh, women-hating bestiality-fetishist also a racist and probable white supremacist? What are the odds of that?

Naglfar
Naglfar
3 months ago

muh siblings growing up repulsion theory

Does he mean the Westermarck effect?

Isnt this the whole point of marrying your HS sweetheart? That you grow up and grow old togerther

I’d imagine that marrying high school sweethearts isn’t very common these days, and as with a lot of younger marriages, often falls apart. I’m sure it’s possible for these marriages to succeed, but it isn’t the fantasy it’s often sold as.

@Kat

Many fine people say this.

All the best people say this, folks. Only the best people saying this. A lot of people didn’t know this.

@Lumipuna

many human puppy players are gay men

IIRC LGBT people are much more likely than cishets to engage in BDSM as a whole (with bisexual women being the group most likely over all) so this is to be expected.

C.A.Collins
C.A.Collins
3 months ago

I think of puppy play as a bunch of them doing zoomies in the yard. I do not wish to change that head cannon.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 months ago

it’s like lego: an endlessly slightly different combination of the same pieces(legs,asses,eyes etc.) but there’s nothing that can be consider really unique, nothing that can’t be found in hundreds of other women.

But you could say the exact same thing about men. And the OP. “Ohh, ARMS. How original.” (eyeroll)

I guess what he really wants is a girlfriend with 11 bioluminescent tentacles and a chitinous exoskeleton?

Not to mention that my sisters and I arent even that close, like wed interact with each other cause we live in the same house but those interactions would always have 0 depth so they might as well be strangers to me tbh

So his sisters avoid him. I wonder if that has anything to do with him being a self-obsessed, priapic creep who doesn’t understand why there’s an incest taboo. Real mystery here.
🤔🤔🤔

Naglfar
Naglfar
3 months ago

an endlessly slightly different combination of the same pieces(legs,asses,eyes etc.)

This guy has been playing with some weird Legos. When I had Legos as a kid, the parts of a minifigure were torsos, legs, heads, hair/hats, and a few miscellaneous accessories. Not legs, asses, eyes, etc.

@Buttercup

I guess what he really wants is a girlfriend with 11 bioluminescent tentacles and a chitinous exoskeleton?

If so, he’s been watching way too much hentai, even by incel standards.

There are times I feel it would be useful to have tentacles, but over all it sounds like an inconvenience. Clothes shopping would be hard.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
3 months ago

Incel: I interact with women on the most shallow and superficial vendor/customer level possible.

Also Incel: I find women to be shallow and superficial.

He’s been spoiled by video games, where the NPCs blurt out their individual quests with little interaction. No, a woman isn’t going to open up her personality to the fucking bookstore clerk, because why would she? That doesn’t mean she doesn’t have one.

Alan Robertshaw
3 months ago

@ lizzie

I’d probably avoid the rotting carcass; but I do like the smell of cow poo. It’s a happy memory thing. I’ll stick with the tea tree shower gel though. For now anyway.

My dear departed doggy would have related though.

“Leave that Sas! You have perfectly nice dog food at home.”

“But you don’t understand; these aren’t just any old discarded KFC bones; they’re three week old discarded KFC bones!”

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
3 months ago

“This guy has been playing with some weird Legos. When I had Legos as a kid, the parts of a minifigure were torsos, legs, heads, hair/hats, and a few miscellaneous accessories. Not legs, asses, eyes, etc.”

I feel obligated to snark about how you said legs twice :p

That being said, changing a specific leg – to have a legs part with two different color legs for example – isn’t supported by lego and can be rather destructive. Plus, adding a shapely butt to a lego minifigure will hugely compromise its mobility. Probably forcing it to bend over, which actually might please that incel ….

Since I am currently collectioning LEGOs, I also kind of feel like there are *much* more diversity than he seem to think. Less diversity than IRL in particular because there is only body type enforced to everyone, but still I know of at least one hundred different head and a lot of clothing / accessories / tatoo to make an unique minifigure.

@PoM : also, they alway seem to think that if they input the secret cheat code the NPC woman will start the romance subplot, or something like that. They don’t seem to realize that often, a woman won’t react not because the man was an asshole but because she is not interested at the moment. Of course, they solve that problem by being huge asshole and ensuring they won’t be interested at any moment.

Lumipuna
Lumipuna
3 months ago

The posts about “incestpill” and “legopill” (sorry) don’t seem outstandingly creepy by incel standards (although that’d be a high bar to cross). However, I struggle to see how they relate to being incel ie. having supposed difficulty in dating.

Incel community seems to inordinately attract men who just have some random obsession on being creepy about women. Wonder why that is?

Makroth
Makroth
3 months ago

Wish these would embed.

Credible Hulk
Credible Hulk
3 months ago

@Buttercup

LOL! I initially read your description as “11 bioluminescent testicles”. Which would certainly be a unique look for anyone to be sporting.

Naglfar
Naglfar
3 months ago

@Ohlmann

I feel obligated to snark about how you said legs twice :p

I know I said it twice, but the point stands that the rest of the parts are different.

That being said, changing a specific leg – to have a legs part with two different color legs for example – isn’t supported by lego and can be rather destructive.

True, but I do recall figures that had mismatched legs in different colors or with a peg leg.

Less diversity than IRL in particular because there is only body type enforced to everyone

Even then, there are some specialized sets based on other media that have unique shaped figures that are taller or differently shaped to match a certain character or creature.

And, given that there are thousands of minifigures, and hundreds of possibilities for each part, there are likely millions of possible combinations.

Alan Robertshaw
3 months ago

@ makroth

Wish these would embed.

There must have been a shooting star; because your wish came true!

On my screen anyway.

Battering Lamb
Battering Lamb
3 months ago

@Buttercup Q. Skullpants:
Well, male and lacking in a chitinous exoskeleton, but he does have bio-luminescent tentacles so not even that far off.
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Some Chick in Texas
Some Chick in Texas
3 months ago

I see the incels are still committed to not talking to an actual human about anything ever. If they weren’t so deeply repugnant, I’d admire their total commitment to their brand of jackassery.

Chris Oakley
Chris Oakley
3 months ago

The thing is Im a virgin and my sister is a very young and nubile looking 20 year old

What (and I can’t emphasize this too strongly)the actual fuck.

ObSidJag
ObSidJag
3 months ago

@ Alan Robertshaw:

Well, I am always up for a walk and a biscuit.

But, Alan, where do you stand on the all important “tummy and behind the ear” scritches?

That’s what a cohort of your canine constituents are *truly* concerned about (“scritches = scratches” if it wasn’t clear from the context).

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 months ago

I never grew up with a brother (acquired a stepbrother and a few honorary brothers later on), but Mr. Parasol does have a sister. His sister’s blonde and blue eyed, and a one-time homecoming queen, but he never wanted to have sex with her. Beating her at Monopoly was another story. 😉 Marrying me gained him three sisters-in-law, but that just gives him more opportunities to be fraternally protective.

Jenora Feuer
Jenora Feuer
3 months ago

@Naglfar

Does he mean the Westermarck effect?

That’s probably what this person is badly remembering and misapplying, yes.

I’d imagine that marrying high school sweethearts isn’t very common these days, and as with a lot of younger marriages, often falls apart. I’m sure it’s possible for these marriages to succeed, but it isn’t the fantasy it’s often sold as.

I mean, my parents were high school sweethearts (complicated by the fact that my paternal grandfather was actually the principal at the high school in question) but they also had families that got along well together and were willing to help each other out with recommendations (which explains why each of my parents ended up in the career of their father-in-law) and in general they got to know each other outside of high school as well so they both knew what they were getting into before they got married. They celebrated their 50th anniversary a few years back, so they’re doing something right.

IIRC LGBT people are much more likely than cishets to engage in BDSM as a whole (with bisexual women being the group most likely over all) so this is to be expected.

I didn’t know that, but it doesn’t surprise me. When you’re already outside of the category defined as ‘normal’ by society to start with, it’s probably a lot less mental effort to go further away than it is to leave the confines in the first place. There are a lot fewer worries about being looked down upon by society for your choices when you already are being looked down upon for things that are a part of you.

NautaliaC
NautaliaC
3 months ago

I thought about the incest incel guy more than I should’ve. But, I just realized his motivation boils down to the same kind of intra-familial sex abuse that occurs among any abusive situation. A person discussing their complicated feelings toward a blood-relative wouldn’t be so brazen to regard the other as low-hanging fruit. Ignoring the social taboo alone and getting huffy at his fellow incels who somehow don’t agree with him is evidence enough that his family needs to monitor him posthaste.

Alan Robertshaw
3 months ago

@ obsidjag

That’s what a cohort of your canine constituents are *truly* concerned about

The problem with pooch politics is they is they only respond to dogwhistles!

(I’ll get my coat)

Moon Custafer
Moon Custafer
3 months ago

@Chris Oakley:

What (and I can’t emphasize this too strongly)the actual fuck.

Yeah, rereading that, I just realized “a very young and nubile-looking 20-year-old” probably means “not an aged hag like *most* 20-year-olds.”

ObSidJag
ObSidJag
3 months ago

@ Alan Robertshaw:

The problem with pooch politics is they is they only respond to dogwhistles!

(I’ll get my coat)

Ok, I legitimately just snorted inside my mask: I’m out with my family for my niece’s belated birthday dinner (her birthday day was 7-10).

epitome of incomprehensibility

I’m worried now about that guy’s sister 🙁 I hope she isn’t living with him.

Consensual incest between close relatives would still read as somewhat “gross” to me, but abusive situations are obviously much worse and the incel mindset is an abusive one…in short, I hope she stays far, far away from him.

IIRC LGBT people are much more likely than cishets to engage in BDSM as a whole (with bisexual women being the group most likely over all) so this is to be expected.

@Naglfar – huh, didn’t know that about bi women! I’m not into BDSM (not against it, just doesn’t interest me in a sexual way) and the other two bi women I know well enough to talk about this IRL aren’t either (as far as I know).

…Those are my cousin and best friend, and, come to think of it, I sort of relate to them as siblings (L. as my little sister, J. as my smarter twin) so I guess the Westermarck effect (?) would apply with both.

J. and I came out to each other when we were 17. I’d recently read a story where two best friends come out as lesbians and fall in love, and I was thinking, “OK, but where are the stories where the best friends aren’t attracted to each other but are mutually supportive in a laconic (her) and distractedly wordy (me) way???”

Nostalgia tangent, sorry 🙂

Chris Oakley
Chris Oakley
3 months ago

epitome of incomprehensibility: I’m worried now about that guy’s sister 🙁 I hope she isn’t living with him.

Welcome to the club. If she IS living with him, somebody needs to get her out of that house fast.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 months ago

@Policy of Madness

Incel: I interact with women on the most shallow and superficial vendor/customer level possible.

Also Incel: I find women to be shallow and superficial.

WOMEN
JV Cunningham

You ask me how Contempt who claims to sleep With every woman that has ever been
Can still maintain that women are skin deep?
They never let him any deeper in.

And here’s a poem by the same guy, mercifully unrelated to incels:

PLEA
JV Cunningham

Despise me not!
And be not queasy
To praise somewhat:
Verse is not easy.

Moogue
Moogue
3 months ago

@WWTH

Good to know V.C. Andrews characters exist in real life.

Oh god her dancer’s legs. 😦

Flowers in the Attic *was* supposed to be based on a true story. And I’m surprised no-one else has commented on this, it certainly was a book I never forgot reading. 😦

Although I guess it’s been banned by a lot of libraries?

Austin George Loomis
3 months ago

BQS skrev:

I guess what he really wants is a girlfriend with 11 bioluminescent tentacles and a chitinous exoskeleton?

“Let me paint you a picture: Imagine a Chik’thar hive maiden scuttling out of her mottled carapace. Her inviting, translucent thorax heaving with ripe larvae. She retracts her guard plates, where forty alien breasts bristle with nipples. Yes, yes – a thousand times yes.”
— Tycho Brahe, “In The Love Nest of Har’akki”