By David Futrelle
It’s time once again to venture into the wondrous world of MGTOW cooking. All of the images below were posted to the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit by proud MGTOW chefs. Look upon these marvelous culinary achievements and weep, ladies; these guys don’t need you evil harpies to feed them any more!
But first, a word from our sponsor, Acme Frozen Green Beans, the beans that are blandly delicious even served completely plain without so much as salt or pepper!
Next we have some delicious steaks and other raw meatstuffs. I just hope these are the before pictures, and not the finished meals. And I wish only the best of health to the dude who’s putting raw steak on the same wooden board he’s serving cheese and crackers off of.
Here is a burrito, insofar as that is the correct term for a bunch of stuff piled atop an uncooked tortilla that this guy has no idea how to fold up into a burrito.
But this last one is my favorite. Some “gourmet” Italian foodstuff carefully arranged in a lovely little tableau with a Febreze Candle Air Freshener and a FedEx envelope and a wallet I think and maybe a boombox, I can’t tell. Because it’s all about the presentation.
The guy posted this under the headline:
These guys are sure showing the ladies that they know how to live!
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Honestly I would consider that entirely fair. Any ideology can be made to sound nice in theory, what matters is what happens in practice. Basically all fascist governments have been brutal, violent and incompetent, so it’s completely reasonable to dismiss anyone who supports it, and if they think otherwise they carry the burden of proof. An yes I will say the same for communism. Social democracy on the other hand has an excellent track record so if you want to tell me it’s going to turn mass murdery tomorrow when it hasn’t at any point in the last few decades, well lets see your evidence.
Only SIX CAPITALIZED LETTERS and a mere three exclamation points!!! for this post, which makes JUST AS MUCH EXCELLENT SENSE AS THE REST OF THIS TROLL’S POSTS??? This poster is AN ABSOLUTE SHITLORD OF RESTRAINT!!!
@ Skimmingway
Longstanding bioscience graduate here. Want to comment on my view of bubonic plague?
@ Everyone
Yersina pestis isn’t always spread just by fleas. Safest to avoid reservoir species altogether if you can.
You should have known an audience that’s already hostile to your ideas was never going to give you a warm reception, and yet you went for it. In fact, you’re still going for it even though you admit you’re wasting your time.
You’re not very bright, are you?
Actually, they were made to cope with more dangerous strains of E. coli that have evolved over the last 60 years or so due to overuse of antibiotics in cattle. There was a time when a dose of E. coli would’ve just given you an uncomfortable time on the toilet rather than a trip to the hospital. That time is over.
@Ohlmann:
Then you should really love Loki! He wasn’t just about subverting gender roles, like by giving birth or appearing as an old woman, but also species, by becoming a salmon, fly or mare (as such he was the mother of Slepnir by the stallion Svaðilfari). Some of the children he fathered were also not exactly humanoid, like Fenrir the wolf or Jormungandr the serpent. Loki do what Loki want and Loki don’t care about no labels! Though sometimes he can take it a little too far…
Not going to snark you, because there are faint glimmers here (at least to me) that you actually might be worth something someday. Besides, that’s been covered by more witty people.
Clear, concise, accurate. You should try doing these if you want to make a point, or provide a briefing or an alternative viewpoint. This is a life skill you will need, no matter what you do or where you are in your career path.
Right now you are doing your damnedest to sound like a stupid person’s idea of what a smart person sounds like. That only works on stupid people, and not even then if you piss them off by talking down to them.
You’ll ignore this, of course, but figure it’s still worth saying.
@all of you
You are all wasting my time. I have not need to waste my time on a bunch of ingrates who’s indoctrination has left them incapable of appreciating any kind of information, nutritional, political, and so forth, that I have been so kind as to dispense with. You people really need to pull your goddamned heads out of your asses.
^Well you can stop posting whenever you want.
So can you give me any examples of fascist governments that are anything but incompetent thugs? That might give me a reason not to see you as an incompetent thug.
@Skimmy:
Probably most people TL:DR’d my last wall-o-text in this thread, and I wouldn’t blame anyone, but one of the points of it was that when I go among people people whom would probably be very hostile if they knew my real beliefs, I engage with them in their own language, and on their own level. (And I make *sure* that I understand their language usage, so I don’t mess it up.) I don’t antagonize them, don’t push anything on them, I don’t even ask them what they think about their enemies, instead I get them to talk about themselves – how they see themselves, what they believe, why they believe. Occasionally I get someone to reconsider their beliefs with subtle, private pushes, though that isn’t my primary goal. (My primary goal is to learn about as much of the full spectrum of human beliefs and social structures as reasonable. I’ll let you speculate why.)
You want to engage your enemies? People who you consider ignorant fools? Maybe reconsider your approach. Also, maybe not try to take on a mockery site, regardless.
@skimmingay
You weren’t welcome here to begin with pal. Your dumbasa decided to come in and talk about how only man can diguest raw meat and then got your ass handed to you. Go cry harder piss baby if your skin is so thin lol.
Just finished reading those verbal train wrecks Skimmingway has the nerve to call posts, and holy mackerel, my head is spinning like a NASA centrifuge.
I know this is probably a bit belated, but this is really bugging me and I just gotta address something with the recent hate monger of impotent rage in the comments.
@skimmingay
I tend to use a large vocabulary because I used to read a lot as a child and never really stopped and tend to make fairly regular use of my larger than average vocabulary merely out of habit; but for pity sake man: I try to use actual terms and vernacular in their actual contexts and use commonly expressed parlance to properly and effectively convey my thoughts, positions and thesis so people can actually grasp, understand and engage with what I’m saying and trying to get across.
So far all you’ve done, in comparison: is speak a lot of opaque gibberish jammed into a gear of militant, fascist apologist toxicity, red herring ad hom, logical fallacy and smattered with an opening screed of outright psudo-sceince. You cleary didn’t come to “educate” as you so falsely asserted; you came to attack, insult, berate, and spread anti-logic, Neo-reactionary propaganda in act of intentional, willful and explicit bad faith
Also making our whole praxis of “being a real man” begin and end with what you eat and trying to force an ill conceived and psudoscience bit of Nutrition woo as “All meat diet” is both myopic, arbitrary, childish, stupid and toxic as all hell. All your doing is just playing yourself with that crap. I mean heck: even people in the past didn’t sustain themselves on only a diet of meat. Heck; your nutritional paradigm, among other diseases and nutritional deficiencies that negatively affect your nutritional health by following it: is a pretty darn good way to get scurvy and rickets.
Your just making yourself out to be an obnoxious jabroni peddling nonsense and unjustified hostility.
Also; notice that while my response is, while admittedly rather verbose; it is still of considerable legibility and accessibility to other people in order to better provide ease of communication and understanding between all parties involved?
I’ve seen Binary Code more easy to understand in comparison to your so called “attempts” at communication.
@Threp
I believe that’s the appeal of Jordan Peterson. To someone who knows nothing, he might sound like he knows what he’s talking about. Same with other alt right pseudointellectuals.
@skimmingway
The door’s easy to find. Don’t let it hit you on the way out.
Again with the projection, dude.
Seriously, nobody asked for you to come here. And I’m not the one wasting my life screaming about Evola and projecting all my flaws onto others.
Before you leave, however, I am mildly curious for my own entertainment to know your thoughts on the following topics:
1. Chemtrails
2. LessWrong
3. Race
4. QAnon
5. Flat Earthism
Care to enlighten us?
@Lainy
It’s a bit entertaining how he keeps getting his ass handed to him yet keeps coming back for more. Like how Charlie Brown always tries to kick the football but falls flat on his back when Lucy pulls it away in the old Peanuts cartoons.
@Nfart
1. My contention is that so-called “global warming” is likely a product of such actions. The goal is to provide humanity with an impetus to transcend nation states and build a government so big that there is no where on earth to escape from it.
2. I’m not a regular.
3. It’s real.
4. Epstein proves it.
5. No.
Now good day.
Much like with Jordan Peterson, it would be unfair to judge skimmingway until he’s fully completed making his point and we’ve read and understood all of it. He should be getting around to the point-making in, oh, around 500 posts or so. Until then, we can but wait. And definitely not ban him in the middle of it.
That was definitely a ride. I enjoyed the twist were skimmingway shouted about being banned and then pretended it didn’t happen so that he could go on educating us.
In the future, I’d like educational posts with source links. How will I ever learn critical thinking if I just have to stare at a list of names? Surely I can’t be trusted to look the names up myself? Why, I might run into some leftist propaganda, and then where will I be!
I just can’t get skimmers’ phrase “arrogant snout” out of my mind, I think I might like to embrace that; I want an arrogant snout! Could be hard to put a mask on it I suppose, will have to think about that.
Well, a snout’s a cigarette, so …
(hoping this works)
@skimmingway
So you’re going with denial.
How so? If race was real, presumably there would be some basis deeper than sets of physical traits. Modern science agrees that race as it is commonly described is not real. Are you into phrenology?
Hold on a second. Epstein was friends with Trump. So wouldn’t that disprove any idea that Trump is somehow leading a crusade against pedophilia if one of his best friends was at the center and he wishes well of Ghislaine Maxwell?
@Amtep
Apologies, I forgot because there were no stans shouting about context.
Wow. I honestly thought this one was subtly mocking other trolls, not a JP-wannabe. Boy, is my face red.
Race is real in that it is a social construct that deeply impacts the lives of people. Our concept of race has real, tangible effects on basically everyone in our society. It’s real in the same way that gender and money and other social constructs are real. There is no objective, universal law that dictates the existence of these things, but the way we interact with the concepts is real.
Of course, I’m sure that our troll meant “race is real” in the racist, phrenology-adjacent way.
@Catalpa
Yes, I am aware race does have impacts on people as a construct, I’m not trying to deny the impact of race on individual and group lives. I was going off the assumption that he means the latter idea and is pro-phrenology, given his love of fascists.
Bets on whether skimmingway sticks the flounce?
Someone who believes chemtrails 1. are a thing, and 2. are a NWO conspiracy doesn’t seem like the type to successfully stick the flounce.
@PoM
I find it a little bit funny how he thinks global warming is real but for the wrong reason, as he blames it on chemtrails.
This just struck me … is skimmingway a sovcit? Where does he think one can go on earth that is not under the jurisdiction of some government or other? Other than that patch of desert in Africa that nobody wants? Even the oceans are under maritime law (gold fringe!).