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Today’s Episode of MGTOW Cooking brought to you by Acme Frozen Green Beans

Mmmmm! And they’re even better cooked!

By David Futrelle

It’s time once again to venture into the wondrous world of MGTOW cooking. All of the images below were posted to the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit by proud MGTOW chefs. Look upon these marvelous culinary achievements and weep, ladies; these guys don’t need you evil harpies to feed them any more!

But first, a word from our sponsor, Acme Frozen Green Beans, the beans that are blandly delicious even served completely plain without so much as salt or pepper!

Next we have some delicious steaks and other raw meatstuffs. I just hope these are the before pictures, and not the finished meals. And I wish only the best of health to the dude who’s putting raw steak on the same wooden board he’s serving cheese and crackers off of.

Here is a burrito, insofar as that is the correct term for a bunch of stuff piled atop an uncooked tortilla that this guy has no idea how to fold up into a burrito.

But this last one is my favorite. Some “gourmet” Italian foodstuff carefully arranged in a lovely little tableau with a Febreze Candle Air Freshener and a FedEx envelope and a wallet I think and maybe a boombox, I can’t tell. Because it’s all about the presentation.

The guy posted this under the headline:

Get a girlfriend/married, she will cook for you. Surrrrreeeeee. I’ll gladly cook a gourmet Italian dinner with a delicious wine for myself by myself because we all know women dont cook. CHEERS GENTS!

These guys are sure showing the ladies that they know how to live!

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Aron
Aron
9 months ago

Idiot. You don’t drink a red with a cream sauce.

Margaret Pless
Margaret Pless
9 months ago

well, at least he drinks Cakebread with his raw steak and cheese platter. That stuff isn’t cheap. The Cakebread, I mean, I have no idea what steak costs nowadays.

Edit: the gourmet Italian MGTOW is using powdered parmesan. My husband would never let me get away with that. Not even in the pesto.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

That pasta dish looks like dry fettuccine with just a mountain of Parmesan from a can instead of sauce and pieces of undercooked or maybe raw chicken. WTF is that supposed to be?

NOBODY
NOBODY
9 months ago

It’s great they’re cooking for themselves. Really.

Just not sure how this is “owning” the wimmins….

Mexican Hot Chocolate
Mexican Hot Chocolate
9 months ago

I think I was a better cook when I was 12. And 12-year old me loved spaghetti with butter and parmesan and still wouldn’t call that pile of pasta at the bottom gourmet.

Naglfar
Naglfar
9 months ago

And I wish only the best of health to the dude who’s putting raw steak on the same wooden board he’s serving cheese and crackers off of.

When toxic masculinity leads to food poisoning.

Here is a burrito, insofar as that is the correct term for a bunch of stuff piled atop an uncooked tortilla that this guy has no idea how to fold up into a burrito.

Eh, that probably is the best of the bunch, though that’s a low bar. At least it looks like it won’t give you food poisoning. And it could maybe pass for a burrito bowl with slight modifications. The other day I made and ate something kind of similar for breakfast and it was good. Though I will say, mine at least had the ingredients cooked together.

I know nothing about wine and I don’t drink, but does anyone know if the wine in the last image is any good/paired well, given how he advertised it in the title?

@NOBODY

Just not sure how this is “owning” the wimmins….

Presumably we are supposed to want the food and be sad that these men are not making it for us. I’m just mildly amused, I don’t want to eat that.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 months ago

LOL shades of the “slightly dry” baked MGTOW chicken of yore.

You know, Gordon Ramsay has some decent “cooking basics” lessons on Youtube. Despite his propensity to shepherd you into the next step by saying “from there,” one can learn a lot (and from a MAN no less) if one swallows one’s pride enough to seek aid from the internets. Gordon Ramsay will, if nothing else, teach you to fucking season your food.

skimmingway
skimmingway
9 months ago

David, you reach so far for things to criticize in your ridiculous little “MGTOW can’t cook” hee-haws that one could almost be forgiven for thinking that you moonlight at Mr. Fantastic (I say “almost” because unlike a true hero, you pick on men who are just living their lives, doing things in the kitchen that have no effect on you or anyone who uses this site whatsoever). Honestly, you’ve made my job of explaining where you’re wrong difficult by providing me with such an abundance of material that finding a starting point would be like searching for the lost city of Atlantis.

First of all, I’m pretty sure that the guy who posted the picture of the burrito *knows* that you have to wrap it up in order to finish – he’s just not doing that, because he wants everyone to see the ingredients, which they can’t do if he wraps it up. It displays a serious bug in your theory of mind that you couldn’t comprehend why he wouldn’t wrap up an item which he clearly had every intention of showing to friends on the internet, a fundamental lack of insight or ability to take another person’s perspective that I would go so far as to say borders on sociopathy. I feel sorry for anyone who gets mixed up with you.

The green beans clearly have some admixture of spices, condiments, or fixings on them; though you’ve mentioned ACME green beans having no salt or pepper on them, it should be profoundly obvious to anyone who takes even a cursory glance at these photos that the beans are, in fact, salted, and one guy even took the initiative to apply butter to his beans. I would take a gander at those spectacles of yours to ensure they’re still functioning properly. Both of these meals that you have for some reason decided to deride actually appear downright tasty, suggesting to me that you possess a pampered palate that cannot so much as let you go one evening without shoving some kind of exotic hooha into your pie hole. Or, maybe you can’t even afford to eat what these guys are eating, so you go all sour grapes to take your ressentiment-poisoned mind off of the plastic tray full of frozen hunks you’ve got spinning in your microwave?

The most laughable part of this whole exhibition is your feminine squeamishness regarding to consumption of raw meat. These are not comfy little pajama boys, bedtime sailor brats kicking and squealing in anticipation of momma bringing them some warm milk before they set sail for Never Never Land. These are the one thing that the flabby castrati that flock to the left like children anticipating a chance to sit in Santa’s lap, and the library science degree-holding ballbusters that keep them salivating on leashes while getting worked over by horny giga-chads fear most: MEN. Hard MEN. MEN who will not bow to the ignorant, freedom-hating finger wags of flippant fancy boys and their high-minded nonsense. MEN who would not find themselves classified along with the superfluous should the state cease to exist. MEN with immune systems which have not been compromised by government-supported food pyramid propaganda, yet another way in which men find themselves assailed by gynocratic powers that would have them docile, and pliant to their whims. MEN can handle raw meat.

Catalpa
Catalpa
9 months ago

I can’t really begrudge the MGTOWs their presentations in most of the photos; the majority of food that I cook is probably as ugly, if not uglier, and it’s generally good that they’re picking up the basic life skill of being able to feed themselves.

That said, the raw meat pictures are baffling and gross and seem to be purely taken to indicate how MANLY and HARDCORE these dudes are for cooking/eating meat. (The unnecessary gendering of food continues to annoy me.) It’s a cooking thread, actually show your cooking. I don’t post a photo of a bag of flour to show off my baking skills.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 months ago

The most laughable part of this whole exhibition is your feminine squeamishness regarding to consumption of raw meat.

We Hunted the Mammoth … and then ate it raw, dammit. Cos we are MANLY MEN. FIRE IS FOR FEMININE SQUEAMS.

Naglfar
Naglfar
9 months ago

@skimmingway

Honestly, you’ve made my job of explaining where you’re wrong difficult by providing me with such an abundance of material that finding a starting point would be like searching for the lost city of Atlantis.

Who appointed you this job? Whoever did should hire someone else, or reevaluate why they needed it.

a fundamental lack of insight or ability to take another person’s perspective that I would go so far as to say borders on sociopathy.

He was making fun of a photo of a burrito. You can disagree, but don’t you think this reaction is a bit extreme?

Both of these meals that you have for some reason decided to deride actually appear downright tasty, suggesting to me that you possess a pampered palate that cannot so much as let you go one evening without shoving some kind of exotic hooha into your pie hole. Or, maybe you can’t even afford to eat what these guys are eating, so you go all sour grapes to take your ressentiment-poisoned mind off of the plastic tray full of frozen hunks you’ve got spinning in your microwave?

Or maybe this is a blog that mocks misogynists, and David is doing what he does?

The most laughable part of this whole exhibition is your feminine squeamishness regarding to consumption of raw meat

Ah yes, the feminine squeamishness of not wanting to get sick. Real men™ only eat raw roadkill. /s

the library science degree-holding ballbusters that keep them salivating on leashes while getting worked over by horny giga-chads

Wow, you have some mighty specific fantasies. There’s probably porn for that, but you won’t find it here.

MEN. Hard MEN. MEN who will not bow to the ignorant, freedom-hating finger wags of flippant fancy boys and their high-minded nonsense. MEN who would not find themselves classified along with the superfluous should the state cease to exist.

Ah yes, the ones who refuse to wear masks and insist it’s their constitutional right to infect others. We think better of men here, so we call the ones who do that “assholes” to distinguish them from other men.

MEN with immune systems which have not been compromised by government-supported food pyramid propaganda, yet another way in which men find themselves assailed by gynocratic powers that would have them docile, and pliant to their whims.

Well, that took a turn. Care to elaborate? I’m almost curious.

NOBODY
NOBODY
9 months ago

I say “almost” because unlike a true hero, you pick on men who are just living their lives, doing things in the kitchen that have no effect on you or anyone who uses this site whatsoever

Contrary to “just living their lives”, these are men who market themselves as “going their own way”(from women)….yet never seem to actually GO.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Oh, look. Man’s Whine is back again.

MEN. Hard MEN. MEN who will not bow to the ignorant, freedom-hating finger wags of flippant fancy boys and their high-minded nonsense. MEN who would not find themselves classified along with the superfluous should the state cease to exist. MEN with immune systems which have not been compromised by government-supported food pyramid propaganda, yet another way in which men find themselves assailed by gynocratic powers that would have them docile, and pliant to their whims. MEN can handle raw meat.

Sorry, your rant just reminded me of this

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Naglfar
Naglfar
9 months ago

@WWTH

Man’s Whine is back again.

Are we sure this is the same guy? He previously showed up on a post about Molyneux defending his fashion choices, which would be in character, but his language seems a bit different. He directly addresses things to David, which MV/M&B didn’t do, and he seems to use more purple prose, so I’m not sure he is the same person.

Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
Threp (formerly Shadowplay)
9 months ago

The boombox thingy is a bike helmet. 😛

I’ll admit, top two dishes are plated out nicer than I usually manage.

Naglfar
Naglfar
9 months ago

O/T: I just stumbled across this clip from a conservative TV channel and it might be the worst song I’ve ever heard:
https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1287908714658377728

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 months ago

If this is MV, he’s putting more effort into his sock this time.

I mean, there’s no misandrist like a misogynist, but the fact that he jumped from “I’m showing you my ingredients” straight to “STEAK TARTARE IS A REAL MAN’S FOOD” doesn’t feel like MV to me, personally.

Naglfar
Naglfar
9 months ago

@PoM
To me, the thing that seems odd is how longwinded this is. MV was never this verbose and didn’t use as many weird metaphors.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
9 months ago

the library science degree-holding ballbusters that keep them salivating on leashes while getting worked over by horny giga-chads

Maybe skimmingway is an incel who got off the leash.

Catalpa
Catalpa
9 months ago

MV was more about lording over his supposed “superior intellect” over the rest of us plebs.

Skimmingway is much more of the “you are all weak, simpering cucks who wouldn’t know True Manliness if it smacked you in the face” type, which is a different flavor of misogynist.

Although honestly that last paragraph about how “unweakened’ men are apparently capable of consuming raw red meat with no adverse effects was enough to make me briefly wonder if the troll was actually a Poe. Sadly, I don’t think that’s the case.

Miri
Miri
9 months ago

May I just say that skimmingway shore does have some mighty fine writin.

(they said mockingly)

skimmingway
skimmingway
9 months ago

@Catalpa

A man can, in fact, live off a diet of raw meat. They have done it before, and there presently exist men who are doing it at this very moment. Now, I only take my meat raw on rare (haha) occasion, but I applaud any man who can eat meat like this regularly – a fine display of old world, masculine zest if there ever was one.

Naglfar
Naglfar
9 months ago

@Catalpa

Sadly, I don’t think that’s the case.

I doubt he’s a Poe because of his previous comments about Molyneux, which he seemed dead serious about.

@skimmingway

A man can, in fact, live off a diet of raw meat. They have done it before, and there presently exist men who are doing it at this very moment.

I assume they are also experiencing salmonella and trichonosis at this very moment.

kupo
kupo
9 months ago

A man can, in fact, live off a diet of raw meat.

Sure, but only for a short time before the e. coli crawling all over that raw slab wins the battle. Have you ever seen how gross the meat-packing industry is?

skimmingway
skimmingway
9 months ago

@Naglfar

I assume that they are experiencing a fullness of stomach and purpose, coupled with the joviality that comes from doing what sheltered naysayers with their faces surgically attached to their books say is impossible.

Naglfar
Naglfar
9 months ago

@skimmingway
Are you trying to sound profound? Because it’s not working.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 months ago

MEN who would not find themselves classified along with the superfluous should the state cease to exist.

When the apocalypse arrives, there will definitely be a need for unnecessarily florid prose and people riddled with parasites.

Curious, though, how all these hard manly preppin’ men, when the shit actually hit the fan last spring, couldn’t go one month without a haircut. They were showing up armed at state capitols because they couldn’t endure being in lockdown for a few weeks with Netflix and Pringles. I can’t imagine the meltdowns that would ensue from the alpha male crowd if there were a serious unraveling of society.

Naglfar
Naglfar
9 months ago

@Buttercup
I think part of why they acted up during quarantine was because it wasn’t what they expected. They were hoping an apocalypse like in a video game where everyone fends for themself and people they don’t like get “put in their places”, but then when it wasn’t what they wanted, they melted down.
They also massively overestimate their abilities, they wouldn’t last a day in a real apocalypse despite their constant longing.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Are sushi and sashimi manly? Or does it have to be raw beef? What about raw chicken? Is it extra manly because of the element of danger? And raw seagull?

Naglfar
Naglfar
9 months ago

@WWTH
What about raw stallion heart?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

BQS,

Manly fascist men also seem to crumble when threatened when milkshakes are thrown at them.

skimmingway
skimmingway
9 months ago

@Naglfar

I am defending a WAY OF LIFE from the verbal slings and arrows of ineffectual intellectuals and other assorted effete pointy-headed snobs who are, in a likelihood, more concerned with the aesthetic dimension behind consuming raw meat than they are with the actual nature of the act in itself. The very thought of some betesticled man’s man, oozing testosterone and animal magnetism as he bites into his dinner with ursine hunger just makes your kind go flailing back into your drawing rooms, fan in hand and couch in perfect position for you to faint on as you contemplate what “horrors” have just vexed your delicate little nerves. This whole thing has little to do with the actual health of the men in question, it boils down to the fact that they reject your Bismarckian pretensions and make a mockery of your obsessive desire to use whatever “facts” you deem appropriate to impose order on people you see as your inferiors, you people who show up to a boxing match with a Jeopardy buzzer. You can’t take the man out of the man.

Naglfar
Naglfar
9 months ago

@skimmingway

I am defending a WAY OF LIFE from the verbal slings and arrows of ineffectual intellectuals and other assorted effete pointy-headed snobs who are, in a likelihood, more concerned with the aesthetic dimension behind consuming raw meat than they are with the actual nature of the act in itself.

The way of life of raw meat? Dude, if you want to eat raw meat I can’t stop you. We are just pointing out why it’s not a good idea. If you don’t like it, you can go elsewhere to hang out with men and eat raw meat.

The very thought of some betesticled man’s man, oozing testosterone and animal magnetism as he bites into his dinner with ursine hunger just makes your kind go flailing back into your drawing rooms, fan in hand and couch in perfect position for you to faint on as you contemplate what “horrors” have just vexed your delicate little nerves.

So far it’s just making me laugh. I don’t care if you eat raw meat. Go ahead. Knock your socks off. Get E. Coli to own the libs.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 months ago

@Naglfar – One also senses they were upset because the people who normally serve them were no longer being required to serve them, and they experienced it as a diminishment of their privilege. Haircuts and manicures can be DIY, beer and wine are still available to drink at home, but the camo crowd and their Karen counterparts are uncomfortable not being waited on and catered to. Good luck with that when society collapses.

Come On Dude
Come On Dude
9 months ago

I love this site and I am a regular browser, but this particular post is making me uncomfortable. It honestly feels like bullying.

I guess I’m really not on board for making fun of guys for just, like, cooking food?

I dunno, to me, this sort of thing (minus the accompanying “take that, ladies” nonsense, at least) is actually the wholesome side of MGTOW. A lot of western men are literally not taught to take care of themselves. I know and have worked with multiple grown men who don’t know how to cook a simple meal because it was assumed by the family they grew up with that they would leave their mother’s side to be taken care of by their wife. A lot of men have gotten into relationships that were genuinely toxic and harmful because they didn’t know how to take care of themselves and latched onto the first woman who was willing to say yes.

I see things like this, and I see men actually learning to Go Their Own Way. Learning that they don’t actively need a partner to take care of them. Learning to be independent. Learning how to cook, and what they actually like, through trial and error. That, to me, is healthy as heck and should be actively encouraged in every single person, not ridiculed.

Not even when the person doing the cooking is a MGTOW.

As for the food itself… come on, man. Everyone starts somewhere. Not everyone’s going to be a great cook. Not everyone learned as a kid. Not everyone was even welcomed into a kitchen to help and find out. Toxic masculinity is a thing, and something a lot of men grew up under the thumb of. So, there’s some bland dishes, and canned parmesean cheese, and a messy burrito. That burrito is not upholding the patriarchy. That burrito isn’t abusive to women. Also, I would eat that burrito.

With all the legitimately ridiculous and harmful and hateful stuff that MGTOWs routinely post, it just feels like there are better targets for this site to aim at than “man cooks green beans that are, in my opinion, underseasoned (though some people like them that way)”. Come on, dude. Aim higher. Leave the burrito out of it.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Bismarckian pretensions

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skimmingway
skimmingway
9 months ago

@Nagglefart

I will not be getting E. Coli, however much it might please you for the inverse to be true, because, as I’ve delineated above, men who have properly trained their immune systems are unlikely to acquire any sort of lethal or exceptionally cumbersome malady. The safety rules which you have tried to foist upon me with your condescending wiles were made for more delicate sorts of people, such as the one you see in the mirror. I will not likely be getting ANY kind of disease to “own the libs” I will own them precisely by doing that which they insist, from their ivory tower perches, is impossible for me and my kind to do. Keep chortling, Nagglefart.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
9 months ago

assorted effete pointy-headed snobs

Somehow, I feel like real raw steak eaters wouldn’t use effete pointyheaded words like “ursine” and “betesticled” in a sentence. They’d say “bearlike” and “ballsy”. Simple. Direct. To the point.

I’m afraid we can’t really validate your manhood unless you can also eat castor oil, Scotch bonnets, and an entire bag of Haribo sugar-free gummies in one sitting. If you do, we promise to feel owned.

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Assailed by Gynocratic Powers
Schnookums Von Fancypants, Assailed by Gynocratic Powers
9 months ago

I think skimmingway might just have a point here. I ordered a steak and eggs today and they cooked it well done instead of rare like I asked. I guess there’s no other choice for me but to go my own way* like him.

(*going my own way apparently consists of whining impotently on the internet at people who are just going to mock you until you get too boring)

An Autistic Giraffe
An Autistic Giraffe
9 months ago

Unless you are Inuit* or something I really don’t see how eating raw meat is a way of life worth defending. Seems more like a dumb hobby to make yourself feel big and tough.

Overall you seem a wee bit insecure in your masculinity. Maybe you should see a support group for people with low self esteem or something.

*OT but now I’m curious about how groups like the Inuit that did/do live off a diet of raw meat dealt with diseases and parasites. Gonna go look that up.

Mrs. Obed Marsh
Mrs. Obed Marsh
9 months ago

@skimmingway:

I’m so scared of you eating raw meat that I can’t stop laughing at you and your pretentious nonsense.

Snowberry
Snowberry
9 months ago

Um, I’m going to have to defend one point slightly. There have existed cultures which regularly ate meat raw, but only when freshly killed. They also regularly used anti-parasite herbal concoctions (to various degrees of usefulness) and just dealt with whatever they couldn’t effectively treat and the moderately higher rate of child mortality. And the reason why they did this was because their hunting tactics consisted of “driving herds of game off a cliff” which everyone who could participate in did so, not just the manliest of men – because you need a lot of people to effectively pull that off.

After that, they’d gorge themselves on as much raw meat as they could as fast as they could and then try to make some effort to preserve as much as the rest as possible, but it was tremendously wasteful, as most of the meat was left to rot. It was also a fairly rare tactic, due to the health issues, the waste, the frequent shortages of available game due to killing off all the local herds, and the general lack of conveniently-placed cliffs, but it was a thing which people did. I wouldn’t recommend that unless one lacks better options.

[Edit] Also the Inuit, but I don’t know how that works either.

An Autistic Giraffe
An Autistic Giraffe
9 months ago

What would really scare me would be if you cleaned out your bank account and gave all the money to me. I would be so owned if you did that, please don’t.

skimmingway
skimmingway
9 months ago

@An Autistic Giraffe

What would really scare me would be if you cleaned out your bank account and gave all the money to me. I would be so owned if you did that, please don’t.

Seems rather fitting that, amongst all of these people warning me of the supposed dangers of parasites, that I should find one in this comment section. Why not give you all of my money, in all likelihood, you are probably already plundering it from me through the force of taxation and other assorted methods of government-sanctioned protection schemes and racketeering. You think nothing about using the faceless hand of an iron bureaucracy to shake down the makers of society so you can take the easy road to Sofa Town. I make wise decisions in virtually all matters pertaining to my life, I am gainfully employed, using my unique set of skills to perform labors and produce services the likes of which you could never come close to emulating, neither in this world or in the surely uneventful and sparsely populated one in your head.

Mrs. Obed Marsh
Mrs. Obed Marsh
9 months ago

All the very smartest and most sophisticated people can’t tell when someone is making a joke. Truly, skimmingway is an intellectual giant.

Definitely not Steve
Definitely not Steve
9 months ago

As someone who has worked in immunology labs, has a PhD in virology, and currently works in food safety, looking at skimmingway’s nonsense… yikes.

Bro, it is not “manly” to ignore science. It is not “manly” to expose yourself needlessly to risk. And it sure as fuck isn’t “manly” to be curled up in a ball shitting yourself on your bathroom floor.

There are over a hundred thousand hospitalizations for foodborne illness in the US each year. You don’t want to be one of them. You can’t “train your immune system” to make yourself invulnerable to shiga toxin. It’s a TOXIN, and will fuck you up before your immune system can protect you.

Cook your damn meat. Have you ever been on a farm? Have you been to a slaughterhouse? They are not clean places. You wouldn’t lick the floor in those places, so don’t eat the meat raw.

Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
9 months ago

Well, we all know that Jordan Peterson lives on nothing but beef and salt. And is apparently deathly ill in a hospital in Russia, but I’m sure that’s unconnected.

Raw meat picture #2: Given that that’s clearly pork, I sure hope he’s going to cook it. (Admittedly, I’m not entirely sure he’s not planning to fuck it, since I’m pretty sure that’s also what incels think female genitalia look like.)

As for the last photo… is that a SCENTED FUCKIN’ CANDLE??? Mancard revoked! Mancard revoked!!! Or is the whole point that you don’t need a goddamn wimmin to get your own goddamn scented fuckin’ candle?

Big Titty Demon
Big Titty Demon
9 months ago

I was going to make some of the same points as skimmingway, albeit in a much different way and tending to point towards the fact that not everyone can afford to eat truly healthy, good-quality food (I could not, in earlier times of my life).

But then he said what he said and I really lost all interest, plus my feminine squeamishness of the parasites to be found in raw meat overcame me.

Also I wondered why the true man’s way is raw when you need to consume far more mass that way due to lack of bioavailability of the calories, and then it sits in your gut clogging it up… what’s unmanly about fire? All the best men can start a fire from just sticks, so I’ve been told, what’s wrong with slapping a tree branch with a bleeding haunch over the fire to roast? Bear Grylls, basically a woman.

@wwth

Aww, don’t heckle. You know he could only suckle seagull eggs stolen from the nest.

Lainy
Lainy
9 months ago

squeamishness of raw meat… bro I grew up on a farm. I’ve put my whole arm up a cows ass to feel if she was pregnant. I’ve cut the heads off live chickens, plucked them, prepared them and cooked them. I’ve hunted turkeys, and caught, gutted, and cleaned fish. if anything that’s what makes me want to eat animals less is because ive been with the animals that become that meat, and I’ve been the hand that kills them. Tell me when the last time you did that was mr MGTOW lol.

Lainy
Lainy
9 months ago

I like this troll, he’s more fun then the other one? can we keep him around long enough for me to pinch his cheeks?

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