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Is heterosexuality gay? A confused Roosh V ponders the question

Yes, his beard is slowly eating his head

By David Futrelle

The newly-minted Christian moralist Roosh V spent many years of his life immersed in a lifestyle that one can only call depraved — using a crude and predatory version of “pickup artistry” that at times seems to have been indistinguishable from rape to “score” with women; he wrote a series of books teaching other men how to do the same.

Now he’s turned his back on his old ways. Not, it seems, because he recognizes the real harm he did to his victims, but because he’s now convinced that “heterosexual fornication,” as he puts it, is too gay.

No, really. In a post on his blog last week, Roosh spelled out his, er, logic.

At a time in my life when I was attacking homosexuals for their degenerate fornication lifestyle, I was participating in a degenerate fornication lifestyle. Outside of the difference that they had sex with men and I had sex with women, our lifestyles, moral outlook, and approach to intimacy were almost identical. I may not have been a homosexual by definition, but I was a homosexual in spirit.

Roosh, in true clickbait style, then lays out 15 reasons that fornicators of the heterosexual variety are acting the same as fornicators of the homosexual variety. And it doesn’t take long to see that the actual behavior of gay men doesn’t really have anything to do with any of this: he’s simply taken his own bad behavior as a pickup artist and projected it onto gays and their, ahem, “doo-doo lifestyle.”

He declares that male “fornicators” use “drugs or alcohol” to “seal the deal” with their would-be conquests.

All potential sexual prospects for the night are plied with drink or pills to get them in a heightened state of lust, and then at the peak moment of attraction, an attempt is made to move to a private bedroom (or bathroom) to complete a sex act. If you’re an active fornicator, I can just about guarantee that you have never slept with a woman for the first time without the aid of a psychoactive substance.

Speak for yourself, you date-rapey creep.

Actually, he has already spoken for himself — specifically, in his book Bang Iceland, where he confessed to having sex with a woman so inebriated that “[i]n America, having sex with her would have been rape, since she couldn’t legally give her consent.”

(Guess what, dude; they have those same laws in Iceland, too. You. Raped. Her.) 

The rest of the post is made up with similar half-confessions, alongside brief rants on things Roosh finds distasteful (anal sex, abortion, personal grooming). Apparently the only form of acceptable sex to Roosh these days is the old-fashioned penis-in-vagina variety. “A human mouth is not a place to put a penis,” he explains at one point.

An anus is not a place to put a penis. Your mouth is not intended to slurp up a vagina or anus. … When you’re addicted to gaining physical pleasure, you have to get creative in vile and disease-causing ways just for a little extra shot of pleasure.

He excoriates both straight and gay men who have sex without condoms, assuming that this is pretty much universal behavior.

The ones who say they “always use condoms” are not being honest, because once you hear details of their sexual encounters, you’ll see that they use condoms only when a woman forces them to, or when one puts out severe warning signs like having a facial tattoo, but even then, many men hope they can fornicate without protection.

Roosh is again assuming that his behavior in his “pickup artist” years — when he was obsessed with “raw dogging” — matches the behavior of all other “fornicators.” (Sadly, it does match most American Fornicators)

Roosh goes on to charge both straight and gay men with having “sex with partners they have no feelings for.” This time he uses an example from his own life rather than simply projecting his experiences onto others.

Many times I would dance like a monkey for a girl I didn’t like, to entertain her and maintain her attraction, just so I can access her hole and have an orgasm. … Through fornication, both gay and straight stop viewing human beings as human, but as vessels to a sex act that is barely more intimate than masturbation, and any means will justify that end.

Well, yes, if you’re a manipulative shithead who insists on having sex with people you hate … there’s a pretty good chance that no one is going to have a good time.

As a new convert to Orthdox Chistianity, Roosh makes sure to mention God and his basement-dwelling friend, denouncing the allegedly “Satanic” consequences of the sexual revolution that gave Roosh his career as a (very bad) writer in the first place.

He ends with this uplifting passage from the Book of Roosh.

A society of homosexual fornicators, flaunting their behavior in public, can’t be achieved without first having a society of heterosexual fornicators. Both go hand in hand to divide and destroy both sexes while preventing the creation of families. More severely, fornication separates you from God and destroys your soul, one casual hook-up at a time. It pains me to think of how deceived I was to partake in this evil for so long.

Dude, it’s actually a good thing that you feel guilty about what you did. But you’re not feeling guilty over the right thing. It’s not (consensual) fornication that’s the problem; it’s the rapes that you so casually confessed to in your dating guides date-rape manuals.

Your God may forgive you for that, but we won’t.

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Rabid Rabbit
Rabid Rabbit
7 months ago

Considering his refusal to wipe his own ass, I’m not at all surprised that Roosh finds the thought of anal sex distasteful.

Naglfar
Naglfar
7 months ago

Yes, his beard is slowly eating his head

Poor thing, it’ll starve. There’s nothing in there.

Outside of the difference that they had sex with men and I had sex with women, our lifestyles, moral outlook, and approach to intimacy were almost identical.

This is almost on the verge of a breakthrough. He almost sounds like he’s realizing that gay people have much in common with him and shouldn’t be his enemies. Then we remember that this is Roosh and of course he doesn’t actually realize that and is just as much of a homophobic dirtbag as he was before.

Guess what, dude; they have those same laws in Iceland, too. You. Raped. Her.

Even without laws, violating a person sexually is rape. Of course, Roosh doesn’t recognize that because that would require a conscience.

Your mouth is not intended to slurp up a vagina or anus.

Hands are not “intended” to type on a keyboard. Yet that doesn’t stop us from using keyboards. What a body part evolved to do does not limit what it can do.

The ones who say they “always use condoms” are not being honest, because once you hear details of their sexual encounters, you’ll see that they use condoms only when a woman forces them to

Telling on himself again.

It pains me to think of how deceived I was to partake in this evil for so long.

My theory is that now that Roosh is in his 40s, he’s having a bit of a midlife crisis, as he’s gotten tired of random hookups and realizes he can’t keep living as a pickup artist. So, searching for a new form of misogyny, he’s fallen into the deep end of religion.

Nequam
Nequam
7 months ago

Go Skoptsy, Roosh.

Catalpa
Catalpa
7 months ago

Outside of the difference that they had sex with men and I had sex with women, our lifestyles, moral outlook, and approach to intimacy were almost identical.

I’m pretty sure most gay men aren’t rapey assholes, Roosh. Stop projecting.

Your mouth is not intended to slurp up a vagina or anus.

…. Maybe there’s a use of this term that I’m unaware of, but in my experience, “to slurp up” implies that you consume whatever you’ve slurped up. You know, like soup, or a slushie. And I would certainly hope that people’s mouths are not intended to ingest anuses and vaginas. That’s more than a little cannibal-y.

Naglfar
Naglfar
7 months ago

@Catalpa
I’ve heard “slurp” used in reference to oral sex (similar to how “eat” is used despite not literally eating the vagina or anus), but then again Roosh doesn’t sound like someone who would know anything about cunnilingus or anilingus.

TW: sexual violence
There was also at least one serial killer who cut out the vaginas of sex workers and ate them, but I also doubt that’s what Roosh is referring to.

Pseudonym
Pseudonym
7 months ago

I’ve maintaned for a long time that while religion can sometimes save you, most of the time it amplifies you. If you’re a good person, religion can make you an even more wonderful person. If you’re a piece of crap, religion can make you even worse.

To paraphrase Slacktivist, just consider the tale of two Freds. Fred Rogers + religion = one of the most genuinely wonderful people ever, and Fred Phelps + religion = one of the most horrid individuals ever.

Catalpa
Catalpa
7 months ago

I’ve heard “slurp” used in reference to oral sex (similar to how “eat” is used despite not literally eating the vagina or anus)

“Slurp”, sure. “Slurp at”, yeah, that makes sense. But “slurp up”? That just sounds odd. I dunno, maybe I’m just being nitpicky.

Anonymous
Anonymous
7 months ago

My theory is that now that Roosh is in his 40s, he’s having a bit of a midlife crisis, as he’s gotten tired of random hookups and realizes he can’t keep living as a pickup artist. So, searching for a new form of misogyny, he’s fallen into the deep end of religion.

And because at that age being a pickup artist makes you look increasingly like a stereotypical “dirty old man” in a way that even put culture struggles to justify.

Moogue
Moogue
7 months ago

“Slurp”, sure. “Slurp at”, yeah, that makes sense. But “slurp up”? That just sounds odd. I dunno, maybe I’m just being nitpicky.

Lol. But I have heard it used in erotica, [tmi]basically in reference to “slurping” up sex juices.[/tmi] Maybe that will be Roosh’s next job after religious crank, erotic fanfiction writer?

Lainy
Lainy
7 months ago

Notice how he said you shouldn’t put your mouth on a vagina or anus but he said nothing about putting a penis in a mouth.

Kevin
Kevin
7 months ago

I always need to lighten my mood after reading about Roosh the Rapist’s output. Today I’ll do that by delving into literature and offering a house point to anyone who can name the fictional bank that ran guided tours of its basement to view the ‘fine fornication’ there. I’m pretty sure there are Mammotheers who know this.

Mrs Obed Marsh
Mrs Obed Marsh
7 months ago

Roosh unintentionally recreated a medieval theological belief! See, medieval scholars condemned “sodomy,” which is the term they used for all non-procreative sex. So straight couples can be sodomites, as long as they are having something other than piv sex or are taking steps to not get pregnant. More info here:

https://going-medieval.com/2019/08/16/thats-not-what-sodomy-is-but-ok/

Battering Lamb
Battering Lamb
7 months ago

A society of homosexual fornicators, flaunting their behavior in public, can’t be achieved without first having a society of heterosexual fornicators. Both go hand in hand to divide and destroy both sexes while preventing the creation of families.

Honestly this nonsense just reminds me of what The Lonely Islands ‘Spring Break Anthem’ mocks.

Tovius
7 months ago

@Moogue

Maybe that will be Roosh’s next job after religious crank, erotic fanfiction writer?

I certainly hope not, if for no other reason than Dave would have to cover it, and he doesn’t deserve that.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
7 months ago

@Kevin, it’s the bank of Ankh-Morpork, as taken over by Moist at Vetinari’s behest (vaulted ceilings in the basement where the Glooper is later installed).

Do I get the house point? 🙂

And yes, much more palatable than Roosh (as indeed are most things … :-/ )

Moggie
Moggie
7 months ago

they use condoms only when a woman forces them to, or when one puts out severe warning signs like having a facial tattoo

I like to think he means this literally, as in a facial tattoo which reads “no condom = no sex”.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 months ago

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Oh good, now Roosh is into guns. Big, fancy, kills-lots-of-victims guns. And are those children’s toys I see in the background. Roosh, you have no children. You’re not protecting your family. Maybe take up stamp collecting?

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Nanny Oggs Bosom
Nanny Oggs Bosom
7 months ago

@Kevin

Mrs Lavish would chop Roosh up and feed the remains to Mr Fusspot for his supper.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 months ago

Oops, the first paragraph of my preceding post is a quote from an ad on Roosh’s blog. That ad is of course for Roosh’s blog.

Here’s the URL for Roosh’s new blog, where you can view the pic of him defending his phantom family:

https://archive.vn/WIC4i

Lollypop
Lollypop
7 months ago

@Naglfar

My theory is that now that Roosh is in his 40s, he’s having a bit of a midlife crisis, as he’s gotten tired of random hookups and realizes he can’t keep living as a pickup artist. So, searching for a new form of misogyny, he’s fallen into the deep end of religion.

Totally agree! I remember poking around Return of Kings a couple of years ago (god knows why I do this to myself) and he’d written a post about how, in his late thirties, women in their early twenties simply weren’t interested in him anymore on nights out – they just thought he was a sad old man. It was hilarious and tragic, as he grappled with the idea that maybe men don’t all age like fine wine, becoming ever more powerful and attractive in their seductive powers well into their fifties, and he wanted to warn his readers that this red pill staple might not be as true as he once thought.

After that, in a moment of “even Roosh has a limited form of humanity left in his husk of a brain”, I think losing his sister to cancer pushed him into full religious fanaticism. Although he seems to have missed the bit where you are meant to be kind and forgiving.

rv97
rv97
7 months ago

I’m sick of this guy – every time I see him mentioned here I want to do something that is against the terms of this website. It’s already bad enough for me to see that mainstream religion already stigmatizes even consensual sex between two adults outside of marriage, in addition to the homophobia, where homosexuality and adultery are actually fucking illegal in a number of countries worldwide still.

I prefer to not be associated with religion but considering I came from the Philippines, being uninvolved with religion can be sometimes seen as worse than being a Muslim in the Christian-majority nation (could be different but I don’t know). “Fornication” and homosexuality aren’t illegal in the Philippines but contraceptives are difficult to access and discouraged for use I think, abortion remains illegal and religious influence in daily life remains quite high.

I live in the UK which is far more permissive with regards to sexuality and gender even among more religious folk, but racist fucks would like to see me and my family go back to the Philippines someday just because, even though I’m a naturalized British citizen only. I’ve changed too much from people of my birth nation to really want to.

Ledasmom
Ledasmom
7 months ago

Every time I see the name “Roosh V” I am terrified that there might be four more of him.

Naglfar
Naglfar
7 months ago

@Moogue

Maybe that will be Roosh’s next job after religious crank, erotic fanfiction writer

Please no, there’s enough terrible erotica in the world already.
(Though the existence of Chuck Tingle somewhat makes up for it).

@Lainy

Notice how he said you shouldn’t put your mouth on a vagina or anus but he said nothing about putting a penis in a mouth.

He did say that “A human mouth is not a place to put a penis,” though since he previously has praised blowjobs I’m not sure whether he actually thinks this.

@Mrs Obed Marsh

Roosh unintentionally recreated a medieval theological belief!

It’s possible that this is also the Armenian Apostolic Church definition, seeing as Roosh has joined that church.

@Kat

Every Monday, I send out an email with highlights from my blog, YouTube, and forum, along with bonus memes that are invigorating. Enter your first name and email address below to get on the list…

I shudder to think what the “invigorating” memes are. Maybe David could do a post mocking them?

@LollyPop

It was hilarious and tragic, as he grappled with the idea that maybe men don’t all age like fine wine, becoming ever more powerful and attractive in their seductive powers well into their fifties

That is one of the more ridiculous red pill ideas about men. Sure, there are older men who still look good and/or maintain active sex lives, but the idea of 20 year old women falling over for 50 year old men is just not the case for most. I understand Roosh’s crisis, I just wish he’d taken it as an opportunity for self improvement rather than this.

Anon
Anon
7 months ago

People ran the number on his public hookups (the weird obsession they have with documenting everything comes back and bites them in the ass) and he didn’t get laid that often, and considering the huge amount of money he spend on traveling to places, then standing around in bars, and well basically not enjoying anything, he would have had a better life if he just had spend his time working 40 hours a week, and hiring sex workers, and going on vacations. (Not that this is a solution, as his womanhating just puts sex workers at risk).

It is just sad. (And he also just lies in his books about his success rate in the books he claims ‘success’ with 1 in 3 women he approaches).

Daughter
Daughter
7 months ago

@Ledasmom

Same here.

Gaebolga
Gaebolga
7 months ago

Rooshbag wrote:

At a time in my life when I was attacking homosexuals for their degenerate fornication lifestyle, I was participating in a degenerate fornication lifestyle. Outside of the difference that they had sex with men and I had sex with women, our lifestyles, moral outlook, and approach to intimacy were almost identical.

[Emphasis mine]

So lesbians aren’t homosexuals?

Good to know….

Susan
Susan
7 months ago

@Gaebolga

It’s not that lesbians aren’t homosexuals, it’s that women aren’t people.

Lollypop
Lollypop
7 months ago

@Naglfar

I understand Roosh’s crisis, I just wish he’d taken it as an opportunity for self improvement rather than this.

That’s the saddest thing, really. His ageing could’ve been a teachable moment to understand that his worldview doesn’t actually have a relationship to objective reality, and the bereavement a realisation that it’s human connection that’s really important in life. Instead, he just chose another ideology which is just as hateful and self-serving as the one he pursued before.

Mind you, it does also seem to be one that doesn’t play as well on the internet, so at least he doesn’t get to broadcast to quite the same number of people as he did before.

Amtep
Amtep
7 months ago

Homophobe discovers that he actually has lots in common with gay people.

Homophobe concludes that his entire life must have been bad,

Such a missed turn 🙁

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 months ago

Pretty confident that Roosh has committed way, way more rapes than he has confessed to committing. He’s one of the serial rapists who bump up the victim count until a quarter or a third of all women can report being sexually assaulted.

Naglfar
Naglfar
7 months ago

@Gaebolga
I find that some straight male homophobes make somewhat of a distinction between gay men and lesbians because they fetishize lesbians. They still don’t like them, mind you, but it’s a different kind of disdain. Or he subscribes to the manosphere view that lesbians don’t exist.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
7 months ago

Apparently being vulnerable to another person, in a healthy relationship, is “gay” now? The world according to Roosh is such a strange place. I’d rather live here, which is saying something considering how 2020 has gone so far.

Shadowplay
7 months ago

Poor wee lad. Dude picked the wrong religion for his need for power and control.

Like most, Orthodox needs you to “do your time” before you get any power. It’s not some evangelical church where charisma and brass (both face and pocket varieties) is the only thing as counts.

Naglfar
Naglfar
7 months ago

@Shadowplay
He also picked the wrong one if he’s trying to ingratiate himself with the alt right. Most alt rightists are evangelicals (with a small but vocal minority of Catholics) and probably don’t think too highly of Eastern Orthodox churches. Roosh’s career as an alt right grifter has also been set back by his skin color and his pickup artistry which they see as “degenerate”. On the bright side, this probably makes him sink further into obscurity.

Shadowplay
7 months ago

That’d be such a shame. 🙂

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
7 months ago

Pretty confident that Roosh has committed way, way more rapes than he has confessed to committing.

Considering that he thinks rape is only done by strangers in bushes, but “a man’s nut is the most important thing”, yes. Some form of coercion or manipulation was his MO and I’d be surprised if he ever had as much as enthusiastic consent.

Shadowplay
7 months ago

I’d be surprised if he ever had as much as enthusiastic consent.

You know, I’ve been thinking about this a bit and I do think he’s had enthusiastic consent (and willing cooperation) a couple of times. Every so often, even when he was at his peak PUA, he’d pop off about sluts for no reason at all. Figure those were the times he’d met a woman as actually wanted sex and were out actively looking for it.

Frightened him, I think.

Battering Lamb
Battering Lamb
7 months ago

I find that some straight male homophobes make somewhat of a distinction between gay men and lesbians because they fetishize lesbians. They still don’t like them, mind you, but it’s a different kind of disdain. Or he subscribes to the manosphere view that lesbians don’t exist.

This. According to these dingdongs lesbianism is a performance for seducing men, since the idea that something is not about their penis is just incomprehensible to them.

Kinda like how biphobia translates bi men to closeted gay men and bi women as ‘doing it for male attention’.

I’m AMAB and I have always been puzzled (and grossed out) by cis men’s aggrandizing obsession with their own penises.

Naglfar
Naglfar
7 months ago

@Shadowplay
It frightened him because if a woman wants sex, that means him having sex with her gives both participants what they want. He doesn’t want to have sex with an enthusiastic partner, he wants to force women to have sex with him. He wants power.

@Battering Lamb

Kinda like how biphobia translates bi men to closeted gay men and bi women as ‘doing it for male attention’.

Always about the menz. I’m bi myself but I am not open about it IRL for this reason. At the same time, some gay people (men and lesbians) are opposed to dating bi people because they think the opposite: that bi people are straight people experimenting and aren’t suitable for long term relationships (notably, Dan Savage advised his gay male readers to avoid bisexual men for anything longer than a one night stand).

I’m AMAB and I have always been puzzled (and grossed out) by cis men’s aggrandizing obsession with their own penises.

I’ve never understood this either; before my egg cracked I was especially confused because I assumed all penis owners disliked their genitals (what I now recognize as genital dysphoria). I now understand that some penis-havers like theirs, but it still seems a bit extreme how much some cishet men center around their penises.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
7 months ago

@Douche:

…stop viewing human beings as human, but as vessels to a sex act that is barely more intimate than masturbation, and any means will justify that end.

Soooo close to realizing “sin begins with treating people as things”. So close.

@Lollypop:

It was hilarious and tragic, as he grappled with the idea that maybe men don’t all age like fine wine, becoming ever more powerful and attractive in their seductive powers well into their fifties, and he wanted to warn his readers that this red pill staple might not be as true as he once thought.

Yeah, I think that only works if you’re rich and/or rockstar-level famous.

I think losing his sister to cancer pushed him into full religious fanaticism. Although he seems to have missed the bit where you are meant to be kind and forgiving.

In fairness to Douche, a lot of Christians seem to have missed that bit, though most of them identify as Evangelical Protestant rather than Orthodox.

Catalpa
Catalpa
7 months ago

According to these dingdongs lesbianism is a performance for seducing men, since the idea that something is not about their penis is just incomprehensible to them.

Well, the TERFs are at least fighting for “equality” by believing the same thing about their vaginas, at least when it comes to gender identity. Trans women?Definitely out to seduce lesbian TERFs. Trans men? Just butch lesbians who took the butch thing too far. Enbies? They’re only doing it for the attention (of the TERFs). 🙄

So it’s not only penises that seem to make folks believe that the universe revolves around their genitals.

Paireon
Paireon
7 months ago

Reading this delusional, projecting dingus’s reality-divorced (and yet so close at times… swing and a miss, I guess, which is as “surprising” as any manospherian’s epiphany blindness) semi-coherent ramblings almost made me laugh… Then I remembered he’s still a disgusting, misogynistic, homophobic serial rapist. And his idea of “turning a new leaf” sucks.

@Battering Lamb – I’m actually a cishet man myself, and I’m also rather puzzled by so many of my fellows’ wang obsessions. Not disgusted because it’s a very functional and potentially fun piece of anatomy when properly used, though, but the constant bullshit about size and girth and mastership and whatnot does get tiresome.

OT: Disappeared a bit again but good news: I’m back to work! Good thing too as my Canada Emergency Response Benefit was due to end by July. Now to get used to the daily grind back again.

Naglfar
Naglfar
7 months ago

@Paireon

the constant bullshit about size and girth and mastership and whatnot does get tiresome.

I used to have a subscription to Popular Science magazine (I don’t anymore because they got too sensational and started being bimonthly instead of monthly) and one thing that always surprised me was how many ads they had at the back for dodgy penis enlargement pills. I doubt any of them would work*, but every issue they kept having ads at the back.

*It’s possible that increasing testosterone levels could increase size slightly but I am not sure if that was what was in the pills and extra high testosterone levels (i.e. adding beyond normal cis male levels) could have a few rather undesirable side effects like hair loss, increased cancer risk, aggression, etc.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
7 months ago

@Ledasmom:

Every time I see the name “Roosh V” I am terrified that there might be four more of him.

Could be worse.

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@Victorious Parasol:

The world according to Roosh is such a strange place. I’d rather live here, which is saying something considering how 2020 has gone so far.

Are you sure?

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@Paireon:

Then I remembered he’s still a disgusting, misogynistic, homophobic serial rapist. And his idea of “turning a new leaf” sucks.

Well, at least it seems he’s no longer an active rapist. The women of the world can breathe a little easier … just so long as none of them marries him, of course.

The big worry now would be what he’s planning to do with that gun …

Paireon
Paireon
7 months ago

@Surplus:

The big worry now would be what he’s planning to do with that gun …

Probably some kind of symbolic replacement for his former “active virility” (crap that sounds stupid…). Whether it’s a good or bad thing will depend on whether he uses it at all. Which… is not exactly comforting, I’ll admit.

Catalpa
Catalpa
7 months ago

Well, at least it seems he’s no longer an active rapist

I’m betting that’s only going to last for as long as it takes him to trap a woman into marriage with him. I’m 100% sure that Roosh will be totally on-board with marital rape.

Naglfar
Naglfar
7 months ago

@Catalpa
Since he thinks rape should be legal on private property, I think it’s safe to say that he would be a horrific husband.

Dalillama
Dalillama
7 months ago

@Surplus

Yeah, I think that only works if you’re rich and/or rockstar-level famous.

It also works if you’re charming and engaging, neither of which Roosh could manage if his life depended on it.

Naglfar
Naglfar
7 months ago

@Dalillama
Presumably if he was charming and engaging he wouldn’t have become a pickup artist, typically people only go that route if they are narcissistic and creepy.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
7 months ago

@Surplus

My mood is quite elevated today, so yes.

See, last week a friend of mine (who’s an honorary brother) was in a car accident. He’s been in the ICU and on a ventilator, unable to talk to friends, everything pretty much locked down to his parents as next of kin. He has fractured ribs and a fractured C2 (currently treated with cervical collar).

I’ve been sending him DMs that he can read later. Today’s DM said:

It’s my birthday today, and the bestest present would be hearing that you’ve been transferred out of the ICU to another unit for observation prior to discharge.

An hour later, another friend told me that my bro is recognizing his mom. His fever is resolved. His breathing is improved. He can move every limb.

Not exactly what my birthday wish called for, but I’ll take it.