By David Futrelle
Say what you will about incels, but only they have the courage (if that’s what it is) to ask the really dumb questions about penises. Like Guinness Book of World Records dumb. Like “can you exercise your dick to make it bigger” dumb.
Dude, if working out your dick could make it bigger, every teenage penis-owner would be sporting a massive, tree-trunk-sized hog. They’d barely be able to walk without tripping over it, and clothes shopping, among other things, would be a nightmare. God, if there is such a thing, is doing you a big favor here.
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