By David Futrelle
My favorite MGTOW Redditor has to be the prolific and pungent fellow who calls himself DangZagnut. I’ve quoted him many times in posts over the years, on subjects ranging from burning down your ex’s house (he was in favor of this) to Millennial men’s alleged love of, er, “licking the chunks out” of “used pussy.” He also once suggested, with his typical bluntness, that the average woman was basically “a fleshlight that complains a lot.”
It’s no wonder I once named him “MGTOW of the Day” here at WHTM, celebrating a post of his arguing that women really don’t have much of a sex drive. (Maybe when it comes to you they don’t, dude.)
On Reddit, he’s a rather absurdly prolific poster to the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, though he posts as well in the less-popular and allegedly more serious MGTOW2 subreddit, where he’s a moderator, and in the rather pointless Blue vs Red Pill debate sub PurplePillDebates. His comments don’t always inspire tons of upvotes from his MGTOW colleagues, but he’s prolific enough that he’s still managed to rack up some 619,302 comment karma points.
And so, after running across one of his comments in a MGTOW subreddit thread today, I thought that maybe it was time for a little roundup of some of the wit and wisdom he treats his fellow MGTOWs to on a daily basis.
I decided to search through some of his recent posts in an attempt to gather together some of his bonnest of bon mots. I made it through 600 of his latest posts before I got all bleary eyed and started to develop a migraine; amazingly, that’s only a little more than a week’s worth of his output. (Did I mention that he posts a lot?)
On Women and Soy Boys and Online Attention:
[W]omen go online and spread their baby maker for likes and hearts and money. Because that’s the only way to get that externally supplied self-esteem. Self-esteem, unless self-generated, never, ever, gets that hole filled, and it won’t be supplied forever. No wonder everything is about retweets, favorites, upvotes, and sexual validation. It must be constant, and men face the same problems. You can tell the type, they were wearing soy milk from their eyes when Hilary lost.
Soft and fruity and emotional like their female counterparts.
This from a guy who posts literally dozens of comments on Reddit every day and has, as I mentioned, 619,302 comment karma. You don’t get that much Reddit karma without wanting it.
Oh well, to each their own. If a person with a moist hole you masturbate in is somehow a life’s goal, max that shit out.
Such a romantic!
Well considering rape is just using a vagina for its intended purpose, what’s the big deal? It’s not like women care about virginity, so that’s not an issue right?
This is why you really can’t believe women talking about rape. It’s like an Uber driver complaining they didn’t get a good enough tip.
In addition to being just an all-around horrendous opinion, that “Uber” bit is simply the worst metaphor for rape I’ve ever seen from a purely logical point of view.
On Rape (Again):
A vagina doesn’t know it was raped, only a brain. There is no sex act that equals rape, just a mental one. We call it “consent” but consent doesn’t really exist, it’s just a pre-opinion of a sex event. Rape is when that pre-opinion didn’t get its conditions met. It can range from straying from the original “opinion” to retroactively withdrawing it because he didn’t call the next day.
And the opinion is subject to change without notice. That’s all rape is now, an opinion a person has about a completely legal act before the opinion is given.
Punching a dude in the face is a totally legal act, if you’re boxing. Sticking a knife in someone’s belly is a legal act, if the person doing it is a doctor taking out your appendix. But somehow I suspect DangZagnut doesn’t want either of these things done to him when he’s just, you know, walking down the street. Consent, dude. It’s called consent. That’s what makes sex a legal act.
Women are the bane of grocery shopping. They pay no attention to anyone, they go the wrong way down aisles, they fondle every meat package like it’s a stress doll before wandering away, they really do screw up my experience.
Poor baby. And some people say that men have no real problems and just make up shit to get mad about
On the Female Orgasm:
[W]omen just aren’t that into sex in the first place.
When did it become my job to fix your broken vagina? If it doesn’t orgasm, which is unnecessary to procreation and serves zero purpose anyway, why don’t you do or say something to make it better for you? Too much energy to contribute when you’re busy burning calories star fishing?
Sheesh, do some work. Skin in the game ladies. Stop being so passive. I don’t expect you to do anything but exist, but you require equipment and special moves. You want that? Pay me.
Massive self-own. Why do these guys like to broadcast how bad they are at sex?
All religions worship women, they’re magical creatures. Whether it’s Catholics worshipping a Jewish minx named Mary that cucked her husband, or Muslims worshipping women by “controlling” them, don’t make me laugh. Or the guilt tripping Jewish mother, or the women doing Gods know what to the Hindus, all religions pretend to “control” women, but in reality it’s putting them on the pedestal.
It’s a little amusing that he knows so little about Hinduism that he has to sort of punt when it comes to giving an example of alleged Hindu “pussy worship.”
On Women’s Issues:
Men have been listening to women flap their loud cunts endlessly about their bullshit problems while intentionally ignoring men and putting them down.
The pendulum has swung. Fuck you and your pedestal.
The pendulum swinging back is a wrecking ball.
Tell us again about how oppressed you are by women shopping.
Women do love simps. They’re like adorable little ATMs that you spray with Raid when you’re done with them.
Are people out there routinely spraying ATMs with Raid or is Mr Zagnut just getting jiggy with the metaphors again?
On the Proper Treatment of Women:
[T]rust me, girls need abuse. Deserve is a better word.
I have nothing against women, I just feel they are unsuitable for committed relationships and don’t allow them any ability to harm me financially through a relationship.
But of course, how can he possibly be a misogynist? He sometimes takes a break from posting vile crap about women for several hours at a time. I think that’s when he sleeps.
Tepid and grudging applause, folks, for DangZagnut, MGTOW poet, philosopher, and all around huge dingus.
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